Submit Your Bitch Review

Pros:
A sexually enthusiastic cast of college aged girls who don't seem to care if they fit a porn star mold.
A CF/NM(clothed female/nude male) scene featuring a nice combination of women that will make the viewer exquisitely frustrated.

Cons:
Deceptive advertising
No chick ID.
A distracting pop shot edit.

Overall:
Submit Your Bitch features eight sex scenes with several people involved, directly or indirectly. The cover seems to promote it as if it is some type of collection of videos submitted by non-professionals exposing ex-girlfriends, but I highly doubt that any of the girls involved thought that there was no way her exploits would end up being jerk off material on a DVD for mass consumption. It is a shame that such trickery is used, especially given that it is an enjoyable enough DVD that it doesn't need to fool viewers into buying it. It is as if the producers had so little faith in a non-feature girl cast that they had to promote them as if they were unwilling subjects. In reality it is often the case that the appeal of the DVD is that girls who don't fit a feature girl mold often do create memorable, arousing scenes because they don't fit the mold. Also, in the process of an obviously fake illusion, the producers don't give credit to the women who make the DVD work.

Scenes:
Scene 1: After some beach nudity (promoted deceptively on the box as a beach orgy) four girls and two guys go inside where two of the girls get fucked on couches while one of the other girls films and the other watches.

Scene 2: The watchers from Scene 2 start to make out near a soon to be forgotten bubble bath. They move to a bed and lick and finger each other. Both girls have great long hair.

Scene 3: A different set of four girls and two girls are gathered together around a pool table. A black girl and a white girl lead one guy off for a blowjob.

Scene 4: The two girls from the previous scene rejoin the group where they play strip poker. This results in one guy getting fucked by two blondes while the other two girls watch and show off their previously hidden breasts.

Scene 5: At a pool party several girls chat amongst themselves while guys partake of beer in the background. After flirtatious showing and touching of skin, two of the girls lick each other while poolside. One is a hot blonde. The other is a thin brunette with small titties. While a joke could be issued that she bought her chest at the men's department, it is quite impressive how she commands the scene with sexual confidence.

Scene 6: One of the pool party girls goes back to a bedroom with two guys. She has long brown hair and a great body, but face, while far from unattractive, doesn�t fit any particular mold of attractiveness. It is an absolute pleasure watching her pleasure and be pleasured by two cocks.

Scene 7: The blonde from the poolside lesbian scene takes two guys behind the house, gets on her knees and sucks and strokes the guys. I already considered it to be the weakest scene, but the end makes it worse. As one guy pops the other guy strokes feverishly. Then there is an obvious edit and the chick pulls out a cock from her mouth to show a cum covered tongue.

Scene 8: A very hot sandy blonde leads her boyfriend into a dorm room for a blowjob competition where he is blindfolded and must choose which of three women gives the best blowjob. The other two contestants are a hot brunette and a girl with long, light brown hair who looks like the type undeservedly overlooked in the presence of women who look like they can be Playboy Playmates. She is the true girl next door. This was my favorite scene due to the great combination of girls as well as due to how much of a tease it was. The viewer will just ache, to no avail, to see these girls get naked.

Extras:
Photo Gallery
Cumshot Recap
Web Access

Bottom Line: It deserves harsh criticism for deceptive promotion, but the sex scenes provide great examples of how women who don't fit a porn star mold can create a very pleasurable viewing experience.