Stuff My Hot Pink Oven Review

Reviewed by Laredo  on  9/17/2007

I wish I enjoyed my job as much as Misty May does in this scene. The first scene starts off irritating enough with the porn director driving around in an Escalade jabbering on endlessly with his crew and male talent. But just when you're about to skip to the next chapter, they pick up Misty and the scene becomes watchable. This girl has personality to spare, and talks about forty miles a minute. I normally hate interview scenes/intros, but this one is actually interesting because Misty's personality and enthusiasm really comes through. Sure she has a great look and a great body, but her personality is just as much a turn on. By the end of the intro, you're hoping Misty will say yes to a second date. Eventually the sex starts and this enthusiasm and personality carries itself over. Misty's performance is awesome and makes it the best part of this scene. And the actual sex itself is, consequently, really good. It's two guys versus Misty and it's fast and frenetic. Misty doesn't have time to take a breath or relax with these two guys, and she clearly loves it. Even though there are two guys, there is no DPs and no anal, just straight sex. There is some minor choking/hardcore type stuff that I don't normally like, but it didn't really bother me in this scene. The positions were mostly missionary and cowgirl, so I wish there was a little diversity, but that's ok. At the end she takes two shots smiling and swallows. You leave this scene definitely wanting to see more of this girl. She's got a great smile and thick, blonde hair with a body to match and has fun on screen. Great first scene!

Next up is Sue Diamond. Even though she is the cover girl, she definitely doesn't have the best scene. The intro lasts for about twenty minutes, which is about how long the sex lasts. The interview isn't as fun to watch as Misty's, and the sex only features two positions before it's over. And even though the second position features her standing and bending over on a couch, it's really not that interesting. She does drink cum from her pumps though at the end of the scene. Overall, a let down from the previous scene.

Next up is Addison. And this scene has the same problem as the last scene. A too long intro before a too short sex scene. At least this time we get more than two positions however. And Addison is the only brunette in this movie, so that is kind of a turn on in itself. But her performance just doesn't match Misty's and neither does the scene. Also, near the end, the guy's shove her head in the toilet to clean off the cum. Next!

This time it's blonde Gwen. I really didn't think this girl was too attractive. She definitely has as much of a paunch in her stomach as I do. Manuel Ferrara gives it to her pretty good in this scene though, and after the last two girls, this scene is actually pretty good. Good, varied positions make this the second strongest scene in the movie.

Finally it's time for asian-tinged Michelle. The intro this time is pretty short compared to the others which is good, because by this time you'll be getting a little tired of them. Every intro is the same set-up and questions, and each of the previous ones have lasted 15 to 20 minutes. Michelle starts things off, like all girls in this movie, with a hesitant blowjob before getting hit from behind doggy style. This position lasts for a while before moving on, and her energy is kept up throughout the scene. This scene isn't a bad finisher, especially compared to the middle two scenes.

Overall, this DVD has one excellent scene and that's the first one with Misty. It's totally hot and definitely worth renting this DVD for, and definitely makes me want to see more of Misty. But I wouldn't buy this DVD because the other scenes are really, really weak. The intros drag on way too much and the sex doesn't make up for the long, tiring intros.

Overall I would give this DVD 2 stars out of 5. And most of those stars are built on the strength of the first scene.