Stripper Diaries Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  5/26/2010

A take-off on the old HBO program, G-String Diaries. They don’t need a theme to package these babes together, Tori Black, Sara Sloane, Andy San Dimas….that right there should be enough to sell this DVD.

The disk starts out with a diary room confession by Tori Black and the other girls. Tori plays the dumb stripper to the hilt. It’s pretty funny. The other girls then introduce themselves and explain their names and careers.

Andy San Dimas

Andy cunt blocks Tori and steals a potential lap dance customer from her. She says that her name is Candy but most guys call her “handy”. She starts grinding and she gives a pretty good lap dance, albeit going further that most strippers do. She takes out some lube and begins stroking his cock. She lightly licks his dick and gets some nice stringers going but the most sexy part is when she slowly spits on his rod. She strokes a load onto her face and tongue and swallows what she can.

Tori Black

Tori returns the favor on Andy and steals a customer from her, Carlo Carrera. She takes him in the back and grinds on his lap. Seeing Tori’s booty shaking in a tiny g-string is always a welcome sight. She wants to take Andy’s technique one step further and takes his cock into her mouth. Tori gives good head and has a stroking technique while her tongue and mouth do most of the work. She strokes out an explosion all over her face and does some thorough clean-up.

Monique Alexander

Fellow stripper Monique has a customer across the street at a motel. She is wearing a red bra and matching panties and they start making out. She unbuckles Mr. Pete’s jeans and gobbles his knob. He’s hard instantly but she works hard to keep him turgid and wet. She deep throats him with ease before Pete goes down on the cooch from behind. He bangs her in doggie, spoon, cowgirl and mish. Fully satisfied, Pete strokes off on her face and Monique cleans him up.

Tori Black

Tori and Andy show up on Saturday night in the same skimpy bikini and a catfight soon erupts. They get reprimanded by club owner John Strong and he also complains about the extra-curricular activities going on. That is, until the girls offer to give him a 20% kickback. That night, Tori is grinding on James Deen and he’s getting very handy. She sits on his face and James is hitting the right spots. Tori gives him a blowjob, maintaining great eye contact and it looks like she’s determined to make him unload then and there. She gets pounded in spoon, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and mish. James pulls out and cums all over her face and open mouth. Tori cleans him up and makes sure every drop is out. James isn’t done and fucks her in doggie before cumming on her ass.

Andy San Dimas

Andy has to one up Tori and invites Mick Blue to the backroom. They make out before she unzips his pants and starts giving him head. She asks him to fuck her face and Mick obliges. Andy seems to like the big meatstick banging off the back of her throat. She gets naked and bangs him in spoon, cowgirl, doggie, reverse cowgirl, mish and reverse spoon. Mick cums into her open mouth and Andy makes sure she extracts every drop before swallowing it.

Angelica Heart

John Strong hires a new girl to dance for him, big breasted Russian Angelica. He has to break her in just right so he starts by worshipping her body. He has her sit on his face and tongues her to climax. He fucks her in doggie, mish, spoon and cowgirl. Then John, who has never seen an ass he didn’t want to fuck, takes her backdoor in spoon and reverse cowgirl. He drops a load in her mouth and Angelica plays with it a bit.

Sara Sloane

Tori’s boyfriend gets pissed at her fucking her customers so calls the cops on the joint in hopes of shutting it down. John offers Officer Anthony Rosano something to forget the whole thing, Sara on a platter. Sara shakes her ass in Anthony’s face then asks him if he’s ever had a dry blowjob. I don’t know, but there was enough slurping to make me think it wasn’t that dry. Sara has gotten great at deep throating and takes him all the way down her throat with no gagging. She rides him in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl before taking him all the way in spoon, doggie and mish. Anthony glazes her face with his spunk as Sara cleans off his cock.

SPECIAL FEATURES

A photo gallery, cum shot recap, a few trailers and a 13:36 BTS.

SUMMARY

An ok feature from Zero Tolerance despite the cast. I think parodies have played themselves out, especially ones of shows that weren’t that well watched in the first place. The lighting was consistently poor throughout the disk, maybe to recreate the realism of an inside of a strip joint. But I want to have a clear view of the action, not gritty realism. Worth a rental, especially if you’re a fan of Tori or Andy, since they have 2 scenes each.