Strap Attack 2 (Evil Angel) Review

Description
Wall to wall sex; chicks with strap-ons boning dudes.

General Impression
I liked it. Even if some of the activities aren't my particular turn-on, almost everybody looked like they were having a great time. I ordered this one to see the second scene with Ariana and Tiffany, but my favorite scene turned out to be the first one with Courtney Cummz. Love her attitude.

Joey's voice is heard in the scenes from time to time, directing or asking questions, but it's not usually too intrusive. The sound, however, is inconsistent, LOUD on the menu, very quiet in most of the scenes, but sometimes with a lot of earsplitting too-loud mic. There is also some eerie silence at the beginning of the fourth scene.

Sex
The first scene had me smiling all the way through. Not only is Courtney Cummz as cute as a button, she has a great attitude for very good-natured role playing. She's wearing some very appealing vinyl fetishwear, with a black dildo strap-on to match her black stockings and fingerless gloves. She plays with her pierced nipples before locking Beau Meadows in a cage. She has him suck her 'dick' through the cage bars, but returns the favor, stroking his dick before allowing him to crawl out. He does some gagging on her dick, and she does some gagging on his. She does a lot of talking, and it has a bit of a sense of canned dialogue, but she has such natural good fun with it, very relaxed, and with an appealing voice. She works him over with her hand until he says he's going to cum, but she orders him not to, and again orders him not to cum when she has a vibrator up his ass while she strokes his dick. A third time she tells him not to cum, as she fucks him in doggie, but I would have prefered her to let it go, as the scene starts to run a little long for me at this point. After he does some A2M, she has the director help her to remove the belt for the strap on so she can work herself over with a vibrator while Beau wanks himself and sucks the dildo. They both seem a little jiggly and desperate, and Beau looks a bit tense. At the same time, the vibrator noise is too close to a mic and it hurt my ears. She gets off, looking great, as fresh as a daisy, while he soldiers on another minute or so and ends up sweaty, squinting, and with all the veins in his neck popped up before he gets off. She mops up a bit of the jizz onto her dildo and feeds it to him. Overall, a fun scene.

The second scene also had me smiling, but for different reasons. It was in some respects comical, especially Ariana's obnoxious brat act. She's wearing a schoolgirl skirt with lacy white panties over her strap-on dildo bulge. Tiffany is wearing a strap on with a fence net mesh body suit. They approach Christian, a workman on their new backyard deck, and take control of him. They have him sucking 'dick' in no time, and smirking between the slurping and gagging. Tiffany then sucks his dick, producing long strands of slobber goop from her mouth to her chest and his dick. Ariana straddles his head to drip 'squirt' on him. He mentions that he requested Araina and Tiffany; he's been wishing for this for a long time. Araiana is first into his ass, smacking it as she rides. This is his dream come true, and he seems to enjoy Ariana's shrill scolding. After various activities, this scene ends with Chriastian fucking Ariana's ass in reverse cowgirl, pulling out to cum, with the girls leaning in to slurp and share the goop. I'm going to rate this one 'H' for 'Harpy.'

Lea Luv is up next, for a scene with Jagger. She looks 15, complete with braces on her teeth and red sneakers on her feet, so they make a point of stating that she's 18, though later she refers to herself as a little girl, etc. This scene has a slow start as she changes into a baby doll top, pulling it up to show her little bee-sting titties. There's a humorous exchange as she asks Jagger, "Are you a cocksucker?" and he replies, "I'm your cocksucker." She tries to talk tough and call him a bitch, but she says it in her baby-soft little voice. It's also a hoot when she says she's going to shoot cum down the back of his throat. Anyway, it's an amusing and slightly funny scene, with a happy ending.

The fourth scene, with Holly Wellin, is the first one that I wasn't smiling all the way through. Holly looked great, in latex and boots, but she doesn't convey any enthusiasm, doesn't seem to have much to say; there's pretty much nobody home. The tease is overly long, with much posing, the foreplay comes off as a bit formulaic, and the fuck is brief. I was turned on when she managed to lean down and suck Christian's dick as she fucked him in mish, and I got even more excited when he said he was going to cum, but she didn't maintain or intensify her sucking, instead fumbling his dick out of her mouth a few times as if it was not important, so that the moment lost its edge. In general, the scene seemed mechanical and was low on heat.

The last scene was all over the place! At first I thought that the Finnish blonde Saana was going to totally have to carry this scene, since the brunette Cheri seemed so detached. They start the scene with a photo shoot and a teeny bit of girl-girl. Then Jagger shows up, and maybe it's a bad hair day, but for sure he's having a bad hat moment, wearing an absurd grey velour stocking cap throughout. Anyway, at first it's just Saana going to town and getting into things, with Jagger getting warmed up when Saana sucks his dick while Cheri rubs her strap-on dildo on his ass and taint. For a while it's a bit of a clusterfuck with too many people and too much direction and too much Joey intrusion, but all of a sudden it's just busy and happy with babbling and activity and breathing and moaning and sighing and laughing. Cheri is starting to warm up now. At one point, Saana is boning Jagger's ass while Cheri sucks his dick, and he's asked if he likes it. "It's the Best," he answers. There's some happy position hopping, and at one point Cheri is really pounding Jagger's ass, but the scene loses it's steam again when Joey busts in to ask Cheri to flex her biceps. Huh??!! Things slow to a crawl as she poses like Popeye, and then Saana sucks on Cheri's biceps. Okay, somebody somewhere must be looking for that, but to me, it's an odd detour. After that, the scene drags a bit, trying to get Jagger to pop, but it takes a while to get things back on track. All the same, this scene was pretty cool.

Extras
Fetish menu, extra footage, gallery, cast list, filmographies, website, and a trailer for Hellcats 7.

Summary
As Abraham Lincoln is reputed to have said, "People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like." Although he didn't say it in this context.