Straight To The A 1 Review

Starring: Flick Shagwell, Fujiko, Cherie, Venus, Jenna Haze, and Bella Donna 

Synopsis: Almost 160 minutes of non-stop ass fucking. The only rule is that there will be no dicks up in the pussy! 

Overall: The sex is explosive, but there are noticeable gross acts that you normally wouldn't see in recent American porn (i.e. farting out cum from the ass). Gone are the days of Mila, the assfucked-skank who did probably performed the grossest acts in modern American porn.

DVD Quality: The audio balance is not even at all. It is a problem throughout the entire length of the video. Unlike the audio portion, the image quality is very crisp.  

Extras: Now here's a new company that almost has the extras portion down to a science except for the D- effort of the photo gallery. I liked the "behind the scenes footage" featuring Bella Donna in her playful attitude as well as her Box Cover shoot. Furthermore, we see that Cherie has Hebrew letters right above her waist. We find out that she's 31! If you had thoughts that Fujiko had thrown up in her scene, then you are right. It's great that they deleted out the Fujiko blowing chunks incident from the feature. Wait, it doesn't stop there! Shit comes out from Venus's ass. 

LIKES: Bella Donna, just watch her scene! Jenna Haze's anal scene is tame as compared to the other scenes. That's a good thing (no gaping shots!)!

DISLIKES: Gaping assholes! Normally, Flick would be on my A list, but she didn't look good in this one and her performance wasn't top notch. Farting out cum! I could not believe why Cherie would want to show her talent to the world. The final result is that she wasted one of the best performances with her "end" act, so to speak. At first, Venus looks hot, but if you look closer, she is one of the maturer ladies and not to mention she looks like a crack whore. After all, that's quite a big jump from being a Penthouse model to taking it in the ass on video. Fujiko is not hot at all and I don't like the very fact how Brandon Iron's treats women, whether it is for show or not. 

Flick Shagwell

Flick is a hot British tart that heats up the phosphors. She has that cheerful and happy demeanor. Marc Davis eases one digit at a time until he reaches the legal limit of four. He teaches her a thing or two in the art of no hands cocksucking. If you are into women gagging on cock, then the intense scene is for you. By the time she's done sucking, she has saliva running down on her chin in gobs. Fans of dirty talk will love the interaction between the two. Although technically a good scene, this is not the best of what Flick has to offer. The best part in the scene is when she has her head on the couch while he mounts her from behind. The negative of this scene is that are one too many gaping hole shots. As always, Marc Davis takes in an insane amount of time to get out a good load. 

Fujiko

The saggy titted lady from Nippon likes to be dominated. In fact, the two of them force feed cock down her throat. The blowjob scene has the makings of an extreme fellatio video. This may not appeal to many folks because it has that submissiveness quality. At the moment of anal insertion, she experiences noticeable pain in a bad way. If you are not into Brandon Iron's style of treating the lady like shit, then you won't be into this one. One thing that's funny is that she definitely is a sperm burper!

Cherie 

The camera follows someone walking in black stiletto heels. To my surprise, Cherie is a newcomer and has a cute face and does not seem like she would take it in the ass. She is able to stick her four digits into her ass and then lets them finger it. Cherie expertly performs fellatio on the two dicks at hand. Before she lets dick in her ass, she uses a butt plug to dilate her cornhole. Cherie makes this scene spectacular as she delivers dirty talk in lightning speed. Because of her enthusiasm she makes ass-to-mouth look wholesome with her Reese Witherspoon quality! Unfortunately, the good scene takes a turn for the worst when the black guy cums in her ass. She surprises us with one of her skills: the art of farting out cum. This was totally disgusting and Vince decides to show a close-up of the semen/shit (brown stuff-at least that what is looks like) combination. The other man does the traditional pop shot on her face. 

Venus

Venus was a former Penthouse model that has seen her glory days slip by and that's why she's doing an all-anal video. I am sure that Venus at one point of her time was prime real estate. Nevertheless, she still has the look. Like Cherie, she does great fellatio. Brandon Iron is not as obnoxious as he was with Fujiko. Don't get me wrong this is a hot scene. At every moment in the threesome, she seems to have a dick in her mouth (only going up for air for a couple of seconds) and a dick in her ass. The two blast their mega loads on her face and she has no problem with it. 

Jenna Haze

Jenna Haze is the flavor-of-the-month as Justine Romee was several months ago. She seems to be in a release from the major labels. She makes her first appearance in a Vouyer Production. Vince gets the scoop that Jenna had her first anal experience around 14 years old. She has a great bod, which is typical for ladies residing in body-conscious California. Jenna has a different way of sucking dick unlike the others in the video. It resembles the style of Aurora Snow, but a little less hand action. Thankfully, there are no gaping shots! After a couple minutes of hard ass-fucking, she "cums" on screen. The fucking continues until she opens her mouth wide for the warm choad.

Bella Donna

Bella Donna is our favorite gap-toothed pornstar! It turns out that this interview is worth listening because we find out that Bella Donna is a MORMON! Yes, that's right! She probably is the first documented Mormon pornstar. . .at least for this decade. Bella Donna does not take as long as the other women getting four fingers up there. This is a scorching scene starring a voracious lady. Vince just cannot shake the "Anabolic/Diabolic" stylings of rimming. The double anal penetration is not a problem for her. Finally, she takes the two loads in and around her mouth.  

Parting Thoughts: At first, this may seem like the perfect anal themed DVD. Soon it becomes apparent that it is not. The only outright breakout performance was Bella Donna not only because what she did, but her energetic attitude.