Straight Jocks Confess Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/26/2003

In STRAIGHT JOCKS CONFESS (or, as I like to call it, QUEER ASS FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY) Blue Blake has taken 3 straight gay-for-pay guys and paired them with four gay guys. Big Blue does intros in Black and White and then we have a short interview with each of the straights before their scene.

The first scene takes place poolside with Tony Valentino [straight] and Jason Hawke [gay]. Tony, who used to play Rugby in Oz, is a hulking mate with a shaved head. After a swim in the pool he goes and lies on a lounge chair. Enter humpy Jason Hawke whose handsome face, beautiful build, and pierced tongue could make anyone gay. Jason dives into the pool, swims over to where Tony is lying, and gets down on his dick. Tony has a big one, and my but it is gorgeous. “Oh, yeah, just like that!” Tony tells the sucking Jason whose pierced tongue is doing wonders even though Jason is not the best cocksucker in the world. After quite a time, Tony slowly sticks his dick between Jason’s meaty buns. Jason’s cock is as stiff as a ramrod as Tony fucks him. (So’s mine, incidentally.) Jason then sits on Tony’s tool for a ride.

The second scene takes place in the gym—one the best cruising spots. Il Bello Ben Campezi [straight] is exercising next to Parker Williams [gay]. (That’s Ben showing off his fabulous buns on the cover.) Ben tells us he went from straight porn to gay porn because there was more money. He also tells us his wife fucks him with a ten-inch dildo. He sucks dick, and he gets fucked. Just how straight is this guy? Anyway, he notices Parker William’s penis sticking out from his shorts. Soon that penis will be sticking in Ben’s butt. Parker is a brawny guy with a lightly haired chest. Ben is smooth. They use this exercise machine in a way the manufacturer never intended before Ben’s boffing continues on the floor. Both shoot big loads.

The third scene is in another great cruising area—a truck stop t-room. Damian Steele and Dillon Press are the rough dudes here. It’s hard to tell who’s the gay guy and who’s the straight one. One looks like a truck driver and the other looks like a member of Hell’s Angels. The action starts out with a glory hole encounter and moves to a rough fuck.

For the final scene, Ben Campezi returns with Jim Slade. They are (supposedly) two straight guys watching a porn video. Jim criticizes the lady’s oral technique, which leads to showing Ben how it should be done. After giving a demonstration on Ben's boner, he face-fucks Ben. They move into the bedroom for the anal activity. This time, Ben tops, giving Jim a vigorous fucking. When Ben jackoffs onto Jim’s face, Jim slurps on the cummy cock as he brings himself to climax.

This is not a major production sizzler like Blue Blake’s COWBOY, HARD AS ROCK, or STRAIGHT BODY BUILDERS DO. But it’s pretty dang good. And although I jokingly called it QUEER ASS FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY, I’m sure I won’t be long before something with that title appears. Imagine a fabulous five giving a straight guy a work over. Hmm….