Straight College Men 1 Review

Reviewed by wizzerbud  on  11/15/2006

Straight College Men is an amateur web site featuring men who identify as being straight and interested in an adult modeling career. To give them a taste of being naked in front of the camera, Matt, the director, invites the guys to come in for a brief interview and jack off. While the title of the site would indicate men in the 18-24 range, their ages reach higher indicating that they may or may not actually be college students, but I doubt the viewer cares whether this guy they are watching wanking it is studying to be the next great physicist or is building houses. Given the looks of a couple of these guys, it doesn’t appear there is much of a criterion for coming in for an audition beyond an interest in getting naked and jacking off.

The setup runs the same for everyone. The guy sits on the couch for a brief interview where he tells a little about why he is there. He then goes to a room similar to that of a department store dressing room that is equipped with a black and white camera where he strips down and returns to the couch. In the changing room are a couple of magazines the guy can look at to help him get hard. And there are those that sort of primp a little to make sure their hair looks fine. It is not clear if the guys know the changing room is filming them. Matt films, directs, and interviews each potential model and the amateur feel really comes out here. It is not uncommon for Matt to walk back and forth in front of the camera or make noise as he moves about the room.

Eddie is the first guy auditioning. He is a tall good-looking jock type guy with a thick dick and a runner’s build. He seems very comfortable with the filming spending quite a bit of time in the changing room before coming back to the couch to jack off. He gets hard pretty easily. Eddie is able to wrap both hands around his big cock when he strokes. When he gets to the end he shoots a nice load for the camera.

Trevor is a 19-year-old handsome guy with a trim muscular body. When he goes into the changing room to strip he sort of stands around naked seeming unsure as to whether to stay in there a while or come on out. He nervously rubs his dick a while before coming out on to sit on the couch. Trevor has a big dick and untrimmed pubes. He jacks his dick dry with no lube. It is somewhat amusing to watch him, as he appears to imitate things he has seen in porn such as gripping his dick at the base and slapping it into the palm of his other hand. When he shoots his load, the cum just sort of oozes out landing in his thick pubes.

Frank is the next person to audition and he says he is doing this because his girlfriend is out of town. He is a pudgy one and not someone I would expect most people might find appealing. He spends a few minutes in the dressing room trying to get hard rubbing his nipples, stroking, etc. He finally comes out with his short uncut dick still limp. He strokes it fast making his arms and chest jiggle. He spits out a decent sized load when he is finished.

Shawn is the fourth person. He says he spends hours in the gym and he wants to make money with his body. Once he strips down, it is obvious he works out. He has a muscular body with a trim waist. He also has a big dick with trimmed pubes. He appears quite as home as the film progresses. He analyzes the porn being shown to him to help him get off slowly stroking his big cock. He laughs a lot throughout the scene. Matt has to ask him to focus more on stroking and less on talking. He doesn’t give a warning of his cumshot so the camera fails to get a close up, and when Matt zooms the camera in, he zooms in on the balls missing the rest of it. Given the amount of goo on his stomach it was a thick one.

Scott is next and he makes it clear he is just there for the money. He looks like a badass dude but takes special care in folding his clothes when he gets naked in the changing room. His upper body is shaved and his lower body is hairy. He shakes his dick as he stands naked in the changing room and you can soon tell he is a grower and not a shower. He comes back out to sit on the couch and do his jacking and he stares stone faced at the porn never smiling or changing his facial expression. Matt has to leave so that he can shoot his load as apparently his presence is making him nervous. He blows his load, and although it’s not a big one, it is definitely a thick one.

Marc is number six. He was not planning on doing the audition. He was just bringing his buddy to it, however, his buddy being in a cast over his shoulders made it impossible for him to perform so Marc agreed to fill in for him. (Yeah…right) Who would show up for a porn audition in a cast over his upper body really planning to jack off for the camera? Marc is 23 and once inside the dressing room, he begins stripping. He has a pierced chin, pierced nipple and a couple of tattoos. He has a big chest and midsection that looks to be a combination of muscle and fat. He puts on the best pre-show in the dressing room of all the models when he goes through a porn magazine and strokes his dick. It is really interesting to watch these guys and see how they act in trying to get their dicks bigger before coming back out of the changing room. He comes out and starts his stroking and he is nervous. He has trouble getting wood, but once he does he displays a thick piece of meat. He is another one that needs Matt to leave the room so he can bust a nut. Matt has to set up two stationery cameras when he does this, but it seems to work here. When Marco shoots, he sprays his stomach with a lot of the gooey cock juice.

Number seven is Dean. Dean has moved on to become the signature model for SCM since his audition and it is no wonder why. He used to be a model for Joe Boxer. He arrives wearing a dress shirt, pants and tie. A very handsome guy, he moves to the changing room to removes his clothes and once naked he peruses a porn magazine to help him get some wood. Matt has already told Dean he is not their typical model and that is the understatement. Dean comes out, stands, and he looks awesome. The tall guy stands displaying a pair of pecs that look like two big slabs of beef thrown on his chest with two large nipples slapped on them. His uncut dick is hanging in a semi erect state. He flexes a little showing off his muscles and sits down to start things. He is no stranger to the camera and is actually quite entertaining. He stands up and turns around to give us a rear view showing off his hard ass and thick thighs. It is like what is this guy doing wasting his time on this amateur thing. He says he is there because he needs the money. The guy has a handsome face, great physique and nice sized dick. In his SCM videos he seems to often have problems getting hard, but he has no problem getting hard here and its nice to really get a good look at his dick in an erect state. He strokes his cock fast as he jacks and he plays for the camera smiling, making faces, etc. He is an entertainer. When he shoots he shoots a long thick stream of cum that goes from the lower side of his pecs down to his stomach.

For the final performer, we get Ricky who is 24 years old. I suspect we only get the ages of those under the age of 25. He is interested in adult modeling. Once he gets naked in the dressing room, it shows he has a smooth athletic body with a few tattoos. After he comes out to the couch and starts stroking, he begins to makes faces for the camera, but not like the ones Dean did. Ricky makes it look like he is performing for real and he is pretending to be in heaven jacking his dick. He is very quiet throughout the filming. He has a huge dick even though he thinks it’s about average size. He slowly stroked his cock all the way until time to shoot and his cum oozes like oil in an oil field. It sort of gurgles on out of his dick in spurts, sliding down the base of his thick cock.

There are no extras for the DVD.

The looks of these guys range from hot to ugly, but overall they are not bad looking for amateur audition type stuff. Watching these guys go from dressed to naked to stroking is interesting and obviously not scripted. You get to see all of these guys with a limp dick all the way to getting it hard. It is always interesting to see a guy get his soft dick hard. Matt was obviously new at this when it was done, with him fumbling around, making noise, walking in front of the camera, etc, but the guys are troopers. If you like this amateur kind of stuff, its worth buying, but even if you don’t this one is definitely worth a rental. Just to see Dean is worth at least renting the DVD.