Storm Squirters Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  10/9/2006

Ok fans time to check out the latest Joey Silvera title and it concerns a genre pretty popular these days, female squirting. There's been a spirited debate on the merits of "squirting" and I won't do that here but if you are a fan of this particular act we've got some of the best in this title, Cytherea, Angela Stone, Missy Monroe and we can't forget Miss Flower Tucci who also graces the screen here. The title Storm Squirters is pretty cool and the main menu shows some showers falling like it's raining and you get the appropriate sound effects too and who do we see furiously fingering her juicy kittie, Flower so let's get to it and I suggest you bring your rain coat!

Kinzie Kenner:

Leading off we have one of the sexiest girls doing porn today and Kinzie's really stepped it up this year adding anal occasionally to her aresenal which already included a fabulous ass and some great energy. Her scene here starts with Kinzie playing with an old style radio, ala the 40's, then we see her in the kitchen and over the radio comes a "storm squirters" alert telling all teens to stay inside and to not go outdoors and get naked so what does Kinzie do, she goes outside and proceeds to lose her top exposing those very nice titties and we get some good ass shots too. I could watch Kinzie play with her tits for hours and her sexy stare is also most welcome when it's turned my way. Kinzie stretches out and begins to massage her boobs and do a little caressing to her legs. The sunlight is pretty bright but it's not distracting my intense focus on those hooters. Joey then moves down to take a look at Kinzie's pussy which is a bright pink color in the sunlight. You see a plane fly over and then two guys dressed in military style gear suddenly appear at her side. A chain/ collar is put around her neck and Kinzie kisses one of her guys who then escorts her away. Back inside now we get a really good view of that awesome bodies of her and I guess the guys are here because she didn't pay attention to the alert over the radio,lol. So they make Kinzie make up for her lack of judgement by letting them kiss her tits and do some pussy fingering. Kinzie even works in some dirty talk as she starts stroking one of the cocks and then it's time for some knob polishing and that sexy face wrapped around a cock is a lovely site. There's some furious fingering done resulting in a squirting climax so see girls what happens when you go outside when you're told not to! Kinzie cleans off those fingers soaking with her juices and we get some sex here too in mish. Miss Kenner then drops down for the classic bj where she's kneeling between the guys and the pace is mildy aggressive with some deep throating. More sex then follows in cowgirl where that perfect ass is shown bouncing beautifully up and down. You get more in mish and then back to cowgirl and I'd almost shoot her exclusively in this position due to that hot ass but I'd mix in some reverse too since I love her tits a lot. They make Kinzie squirt at least one more time before she takes their loads to her face. I haven't seen Kinzie squirt before and she doesn't do a lot here but the scene itself had some great sex though no anal this time from my fellow Arizonan.

Annie Cruz & Gia Gianna :

The next scene begins with a written warning displayed onscreen telling about a notorious person named Dr. Jay who used to make all the schoolgirls squirt so I'm thinking two students are about to meet up with this guy. We then meet the two girls who are shown walking hand in hand up a long driveway which looks pretty familiar to me, lol. Ok when one of the girls has some black panties on with the word whore on it then you know they are in trouble! The girls enter the house and we have one of the guys from the first scene back again wearing the same type military style clothes. The girls are both sexy in their white shirts and skrits. The books are tossed aside and we get down to business and it turns out Annie brought Gia here just so she could experience this. Another dude shows up to play with Annie while Gia shows off her ass. We see some oral done on both girls, Annie from behind and Gia standing straight up from the front. The finger banging then gets going with Annie doing a real good squirt early on. Miss Cruz then gets into some knob polishing while Gia experiences her first squirting climax with Annie right there to catch a little with some cleanup licking too. The guys don't forget about Annie as they continue to play with her wet pussy. Gia even licks up some of her juices which flew onto a nearby chair. The girls then pair off and do a bit more cock sucking with more fingering done too. Annie then gives Gia something to swallow when her young costar gets under her pussy as it's about to fire away. Both girls have a sexy look so watching both be fucked was good. Annie in reverse yields another good orgasm or two with some reaching the camera lense and Gia gets more to lick up. The focus then shifts back to Gia unitl she has another quivering climax and she has that spent look on her face like you've seen with Cytherea, or Angela when they've spurted. The sex isn't as prevalent so far but we get a nice cowgirl with Gia along with a turn over to reverse. There is some anal sex for Annie in doggie and Joey gets you a great view of her ass with minimal male ass in the shot. You get Gia taking one pop to her face then turning over to Annie who pops one more time to her pretty face and then the second load is saved for Annie and as she gets herself off one last time our guy pops onto the dripping wet pussy.

Flower Tucci:

This next woman is no stranger to squirting fans or to most gonzo fans. Flower can generate quite the blast from that famous pussy of hers so sit back and just count how many times she launches. The scene starts with Flower pushing a baby stroller along the street as she's out for a walk. Ok we see inside the stroller and the babies are obviously fake, lol. Not sure why she's out doing this but we see she's wearing a pretty short dress which shows off a little of her legs. Flower then gets stopped by a guy who thinks he recognizes her but not sure from where. Ok she tells the guy she's a storm squirter and then we head inside where Flower is showing off that big sexy tushy and her nice sized breasts. Some ass slappin takes place along with some dirty talk from Miss Tucci. Joey knows what we want giving generous closes ups of that ass, then we see Flower donning the military style cap which has been popular in the first two scenes. Flower's then joined by a couple fellas and she's smothering one with her ass quickly and who wouldn't want to be in that guys position! Watch as she grinds that ass over his face but Flower's also nice sucking his cock while making it hard for him to breath! She's also sucking on the second cock and it's a long black schlong! Flower gives her prey a little air before sitting back down with the dirty talk still flowing almost as freely as her squirts. Moving on a bit you get some good sucking in the classic position kneeling between the two guys, lots of deep throating which Flower does so well. Flower then lies down to continue the dick sucking while also using a toy to get the squirting going with one of the guys getting down to catch the blast. This moves right into the sex which features mish, pause to squirt and both men get it while she's in this position. Going on you get Flower being fucked in reverse anal doing some grinding which I like to see and of course there's more squirting done along with some A2M. YOu get a nice shot of the guys thighs and balls soaked in her juices. Miss Tucci is also dp'd in cowgirl before there's more anal in doggie and spoon before she's jizzercized nicely to that pretty face. A pretty standard Flower scene meaning lots of hot sex and plenty of squirting done by her.

Tia Tanaka:

The next scene begins with a car rolling slowly up with Tia inside. She's a pretty Asian girl and Joey has the camera zoom in a few times to check out her pretty face. Tia then gets out and we get the classic bend over shot with her ass cheeks showing but it's all to brie. Ok we have Dr. Jay back again and he's renowned it says for his ability to make frigid women squirt for the first time so it appears to be Tia's turn. She gets in a good position spreading her legs open and while her man massages her tits the good Doctor sets about getting that pussy to open up the flood gates. Ok I guess licking the pussy also helps so hopefully her man doesn't mind that aspect of the procedure! Well Tia seems pretty turned on and while the doc is getting her pussy to do its thing she fishes out her mans cock and starts sucking on it. I liked it while she was being finger banged we still get the good shots of her sucking dick and sure enough she squirts and the sound quality clearly registers how wet her pussy is by now. More good views of Tia's body as she gets in doggie with the Doc still using his fingers a lot on her pussy while she's still doing a fine job sucking cock. The doc's done such a good job Tia rewards him by going for a ride on his cock in reverse, then it's back to doggie where the her ass is shown off again along with more fingering. staying with the booty friendly positions we get some cowgirl before the loads start to fly first to Tia's face and then from her pussy! Another solid scene by Joey, nothing to flashy, just strong sex with a good theme tie in with the squirting.

Missy Monroe & Keeani Lei:

Ok we see by reading the next blurb before the scene opens that Missy has left the "storm squirters" and started her own gang called the "typhoons" and anyone who's seen a Missy scene when she squirts would agree with calling her that or any other name which constitutes a bigtime squirter. The picture then changes and we see Missy wearing a cop style hat, a collar, and she's being fucked hard by Chris Charming's huge german sausage. Missy does a nice job with the dick sucking as does Joey with the upclose footage. Keeani then comes in and Missy coaches her as she deep throats that large cock. YOu also see Missy's got the black stockings, long coal black boots, and I think I saw a whip too. Missy also does some talking directly to the camera and Keeani seems to struggle a bit with that huge dick but that's not a surprise but Missy just devours it whenever it's her turn. Soon we get Missy fingering herself to a huge climax which causes her to almost fall back it was so powerful and Keeani does her part licking up those juices but Missy's not done quickly generating another large blast which even coats the lense and Joey doesn't wipe it off either. Missy then hops on in cowgirl with some squirt still pouring out. Keeani stays close by licking the cock when it pops out and she stays close by that ass of Missy's too when she's fucking Chris and I love seeing a girl so close to a sexy ass like that. The trio then turn their sites on Keeani's pussy for a little stroke action but of course Missy has to get herself off first. Miss Lei then gets her turn riding Chris in reverse and the ground shot looking up was good and Missy uses some sort of vibrating device to help Keeani get a little squirtage going on. Keeani gets a few nice spurts to shoot out, nothing like Missy's been doing so perhaps a tropical storm squirter rather than a typhoon!! Missy then rides in reverse anal so that opens up her pussy for a prime squirting shot and Keeani uses the vibrating toy to help aid in getting this blast out and of course it's a good one. The girls then bring in a huge long white thing which looks almost like a microphone dildo, hehe, and it's used on Keeani's pussy even while Chris slides in to fuck her some more in mish anal and there's a bit more squirting done by Keeani, then she gets in doggie with Missy splooging and Chris then ass fucking her in this position, hot or I should say WET!! Missy then gets down for some A2OGM. We finish of this scene with Missy being nailed in mish and damn her tits do some awesome moving here and Chris soon pops right on those soaking wet pussy lips with Keeani doing great cleanup of both cum and Missy squirt! The huge microphone looking toy is then used to make Keeani give a huge squirt which Missy licks up and the girls kiss to wrap up the best scene so far, there's a second disc to go but they'll be hard pressed to beat this scene.

Angela Stone & Lexi Love:

Ok on we go to disc 2 and leading off is a girl whom I think might be the best squirter of the bunch, Angela Stone can shoot cannons out of her pussy and her aim is what impresses me, seems she can shoot very far and also very straight. This scene is called Training Camp and it starts with the girls doing some titty play licking on both sets of tata's while also giving some sexy smiles our way. Lexi has this bubbly enthusiasm which is great to see and that body too is very fetching. Angela is here to show Lexi what it's all about. They start again nice and easy with a little kissing and Lexi seems pretty eager to get at that pussy moving down to smother her face in Angela's pussy region. Wow pulling up Lexi's skirt we get a great shot of her booty which is very hot and Angela gets down in there licking her ass like a nasty girl would! The girls then get a live cock in the mix and it's Angela who first engulfs it doing some serious deep throating before resuming her pussy eating on Lexi, then giving way to the cock which slides in doggiestyle. Angela furthers her nasty vibe here by rimming a little man ass ,then back to Lexi's ass and finally some P2OGM. Soon we get both girls licking hard on that cock and I'm thinking it is about time for Angela to start doing her thing but we get our first squirting from Lexi's pussy and I've seen her do this before but not to the extent or power of what Angela does but it's still hot to see and the good Dr. Jay is back again helping to release those inner juices which all girls have!! We see some real nice juices come flying out and both girls lick that from the doc's fingers. Then it's Angela's turn and look out! She starts in reverse with Lexi underneath and while diddling her own kittie she waits for that first blast which soon cums and it's so powerful the camera is hit and it visibly moves back the blast was that powerful, AWESOME! Angela gets off to lick that juicy climax off the doc's cock and off Lexi's face/ chest. We then get Lexi taking over for Angela in reverse and there's another blast for Angela to lick up before the girls switch it up again with Miss Stone hoppin on for reverse anal, then spoon anal with Lexi getting over them to squirt over them then it's a blast from Angela which flies across the room. It seems the concentration has been more on Lexi here but I guess that makes sense since she's in 'training' and both the doc and Angela do good jobs licking up the squirt. You then get Angela in mish with Lexi on the floor just below and the doc gets her off to a juge blast and I mean a huge blast which flies up in the air cascading back down onto Lexi's face and the couch. Angela has the blissful spent look on her face after this massive climax but the doc gets back in there this time with his cock pounding that pussy from the front and then the girls get close together kissing leading to the pop from him-- yeah the guy cums too and it's a shared pop. Ok these last two scenes have been really really good ones.

Cytherea:

We close this wet dvd out with a girl who has been at the forefront of this current squirting craze along with Flower Tucci. She begins the scene doodling on a large piece wall which has been painted white. She draws a Question mark, ok,lol. Moving ahead we get to some cock sucking which is nicely done no hands style for a bit and the eye contact was good too. You also get Cytherea playing with her pussy so I'm sure the squirting will start shortly and you already see her pussy is wet so she must have been warming up! Just a few tugs and you see the juices fly again the camera lense doesn't escape being doused. Our girl then brings in a large black dildo and I'm sure now we will get some titanic blasts. Of course we do and then you see Cytherea almost go in to convulsions as she recovers from this body shaking experience and it seems for her moreso than any other girl you get this reaction like she's going into a fit while she is climaxing soon followed by the convulsions and she then has that spent look I mentioned Angela having in the previous scene. This looks to be just a bj scene and we see the dude pop on her lips while Cy has been continually diddling her pussy which is now quite wet. Joey zooms in and show just how juicy those lips are and then it's back up for one more look at her cum covered face.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Ok fans not a bad dvd at all. The Missy/ Keeani scene along with the Angela/ Lexi scenes make this a must rental for sure for any squirting fan, then add in Annie Cruz, Flower and Cytherea you've got yourself a wet time guaranteed. I wouldn't quite put this up there with the Elegant Angel stuff Tiana did or the Flower Shower series but it's still real good and well worth slipping into the player for those two scenes I touched on. The main menu offers up the chapters, there's also a cumshot recap available and then the special features menu when clicked offers up some new choices. Those are some extra footage, the cast list for each scene, some trailers and finally a bonus scene starring Paris who Joey lets us know is a Morman girl doing her first scene. He gets the camera in tight on her ass which is still covered by jeans but it seems to be a good booty. We're also told Paris has been playing soccer all her life and then get wet some titties and they are petite in size. The young lady then massage her heels over Joey's covered cock and from watching all these hotties he's been shooting I bet he's real ready to explode. Paris has also been a porn watcher and is well aware of Mr. Silvera who we see shooting her in a mirror behind him. Paris then massages over his cock before we're treated to a pussy shot and there's some fingering too and finally her ass is shown and it's not a bad booty. Ok we then get Joey diving in for some ass licking and I liked the floor shot plus Paris is bent over at a nice angle to show off her ass. Joey then gets the cock out and Paris does some sucking leaning back, then it's down on her knees for more proper knob polishing. Mostly no hands too with Joey getting some strong strokes going into her waiting mouth. Well that was nice but then Joey turns it over to two other cocks, this is called round 2 as we hear the bell dinging. Paris does well working these new swinging dicks in the fray and in keeping with this dvd we get some strong fingerbanging resulting in a juicy climax. Wow her pussy was nicely wet and she wasn't even aware of what she'd done, lol, as we see her juices dropping off the wooden trunk. Paris then gets in some more knob polishing before it's more fingering until she cums again. The guys do fuck this nice young lady doing her from behind, again more squirting done by Paris who then shows off a nasty streak doing some ass licking even while she's experiencing yet another juicy climax. Alright for her first scene we get the squirting, good cock sucking, some vag sex and finally she's analized doing A2M on top of this. On we go and it seems Joey gets back in there but we get more ass eating by Paris and then the cumshots start to fly to her face and she does some great cleanup too. I'd say for a first scene she hit just about all the bases save for a dp but there's always scene 2 to work that in!! This extra scene definitely put this on an easy to recommend list for me.