Storm Of Kings Review
Brazzers
Studio: Brazzers
Category: Feature film , Foreign
Directed by: Dick Bush
Starring: Ryan Ryder, Aletta Ocean, Rob Diesel, Marc Rose, Anissa Kate, Jasmine Jae, Peta Jensen, Aruba Jasmine
Released on: 8/2/2016
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Running Time:
100 min.
Production Date:
6 / 10 / 2016
Director:
Dick Bush
Cast:
Aletta Ocean, Anissa Kate, Aruba Jasmine, Jasmine Jae, and Peta Jensen
with
Marc Rose, Rob Diesel, and Ryan Ryder
and
numerous others in non-sex roles
Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a few minor background noises during some of the outdoor sequences. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. The picture is clear and smooth and the lighting shows very nice care.
The Movie:
King Jasper (Ryan) is none too happy about being sent by his mother to neighboring kingdom Ice Peak for a wedding, but goes to make sure they are not scheming against his kingdom. Ryan slays his prospective bride's family as a show of force and to retain control, with only John Doe (Marc) escaping. John Doe won't let King Jasper go unpunished, and plans to kill him not knowing that Princess Tarus (Peta) has similar plans.
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| Anissa Kate and Jasmine Jae with Ryan Ryder |
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Big titty royal wenches Anissa and Jasmine kiss on an animal skin rug as Ryan lets his prospective queen know that she should watch and learn what needs to be done. Ryan moves in to kiss Jasmine and play with her pussy with Anissa right there before he pulls out his cock for the wenches to suck. They take turns sucking it as well as teaming up on him, and of course play with each other a bit as well. Ryan lays back and lets Jasmine guide him into Anissa's cunt to spoon her as Jasmine watches and gives a little oral assistance. Anissa adds a little minor titty fucking before Jasmine slides herself onto Ryan cowgirl style, and makes sure to work in a little more oral action for Ryan as Jasmine rides him. They team up to suck him clean before Anissa bounces her butt on Ryan's bone reverse cowgirl style with Jasmine helping to spread her legs as well as sucking Ryan clean when he pops out of Anissa's ass. Ryan spins over to spoon Jasmine's pussy and fuck it from behind as Anissa offers a little oral assistance. The girls get down for Ryan to spray his seed between their eager faces, and swap it back and forth at his command as well as showing it off nicely.
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| Aruba Jasmine and Peta Jensen with Rob Diesel |
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Westerner Princess Peta offers up her handmaiden Aruba to Rob in the hopes of passage and a ship. She sucks him and lets him take her from behind before he tosses her to her back to start taking her missionary style. Rob isn't satisfied with Aruba as she's not up to his standards, so Peta moves in to show her how it's properly done. Peta strips down and guides Aruba's head to eat Rob's meat as they kiss as well as eagerly gobbling his knob herself. Aruba watches and gives them each a bit of oral assistance as Rob takes Peta from behind. Rob lays Aruba back to fuck her missionary style as Peta works between them orally before laying back himself so Peta can ride his face and then his cock reverse cowgirl style. Aruba rides his face as well before moving down to ride him cowgirl style and then stays close to give them more oral assistance as Rob takes Peta from behind. He spoons Aruba as she and Peta play, and then lets Peta have another turn bouncing her bald beaver on Rob's rod reverse cowgirl style. Finally Rob blasts his baby batter between their big boobies as well as letting them suck out the last bit.
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| Aletta Ocean with Marc Rose |
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After big titty brunette Aletta captures Marc in the woods while hunting, they go back to her tent to have sex (since that's the rules). As she strips down for him, Aletta quickly learns that Marc hasn't been with a woman, but knows he can learn quickly. She kisses him before freeing his cock and attacking it orally while giving him plenty of great eyes, stroking, and a bit of throat action. Aletta rides Marc cowgirl style before laying back to let him fuck her missionary style with a bit of pussy licking mixed in. He also takes her from behind and tosses her salad before letting Aletta suck him clean and ride him reverse cowgirl style. Finally Marc gives Aletta an impressive creamy pop all around her mouth before she sucks the last bit out and spits some down onto her tits.
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| Peta Jensen with Marc Rose |
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After Peta puts Ryan in his place and tells him to get prepared to be royally fucked, she strips down and Marc starts to fuck her from behind as she braces herself against his throne with him in it. As Ryan whines about it Peta kicks him out of the throne and continues to enjoy having Marc ram her from behind. They take to the floor for Marc to spoon and tongue her smoothly shaven snatch before she bends back over the throne for Marc to take her from behind again. Finally Peta sits back in the throne and lets Marc cream her jumbo jugs.
I know many people think I live darn near in a cave, and things like not having watched a single episode of Game of Thrones probably reinforces that thought for them. Although I haven't seen the source material (or read the books), I will say that Storm of Kings strikes me as a very well done porn parody of it. The story flows nicely while grabbing on little things here and there, and the production aspects and special effects help nicely. Ryan Ryder gives a fantastic performance as King Jasper, and really comes off as a complete bastard. It's a complete turn around from most every other performance I've seen him in (as well as the behind the scenes featurettes) and makes it easy to see how he earned a few nominations for his performance here. The rest of the cast is just as solid, and that includes plenty in non-sex roles. Sexually the movie is also very good. Anissa and Jasmine start things out very nice with their anal threesome and cumswapping for Ryan, and Aruba and Peta follow them up with another solid threesome taking on Rob. Aletta and Marc turn out a very hot scene, and Marc is just as solid taking on Peta in the final scene. Maybe one of these days I'll get around to watching Game of Thrones (I don't know that I'll ever have the time to read the books), but for now, Storm of Kings is a solid parody that should please fans of the source material and nicely rides the line between being a solid rental and a decent purchase.
The Extras:
Trailers are included for four other Brazzers releases. The photo gallery lasts just over five minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and bonus scene, cumshot recaps, and weblinks.
The behind the scenes featurette and bonus sex scene lasts about twenty five minutes. There's a bit of the scenes being shot and the crew working with the cast behind the scenes. There's a bit of Jasmine teasing Ryan over facetime as the crew gives him a hard time before Peta, Anissa, and Ryan find themselves in the hot tub together with Ryan being sadly overdressed by being in the tub wearing boxer shorts. They check out the girl's tits before being interrupted by the crew having fun so they move inside to continue to have their fun. They chat a little about the movie as the girls play and Ryan eats them. The girls team up on Ryan in return before he fucks Peta missionary style, and then sixty-nine as he takes Anissa from behind. Ryan lays back for Peta to ride him cowgirl style and Anissa to ride him in reverse cowgirl before Peta gets in the middle and eats Anissa while Ryan takes her from behind. Ryan finally pulls out and lets the girls share a solid load between their big titties.
Condom Usage:
None
Final Thoughts:
It's a solid parody and porn release even if you haven't seen the original.
Note to Brazzers:
Thank you for putting such nice effort into the entirety of your DVD. In the future, however, with releases like this it would be nice to see credits. Yes, it's a little thing, but it definitely finishes things off right.
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