Steam, Sex and Sun Review

Reviewed by RubyRed  on  9/30/2005

Alright, here I go diving in to my porn pile again, and it seems I might have found something worthwile.

The Movie: I do not know that plot to this film, mainly because it is entirely in French. What I do know is that this has to have the most bang for your buck out of every gay dvd title I've seen. You get a total of SEVEN sex scenes here. Yes seven. It goes, in this order. threesome, one one one, threesome, one on one, foursome, one on one, one on one.

All the scenes are pretty good. There are no bored performers, and the camera catches most of the action. The problem is when the performers get into some more inventive positions. They get closer together, and the camera has trouble getting the hardcore action. Surprisingly it's that closeness that makes the scenes hotter though. These guys at least seem like they want to be fucking each other. Especially in the last scene. It was REALLY hot. Even if the guys aren't top of the line studs (they are all really skinny) they can still perform with the best of them.

The guys are to old to be twinks, but they are to skinny to be anything else. Just know that if you get this movie you are going to be seeing French Waiff type guys. Since there is no real difference in any of the performers body types, or anything actually, they all kind of blend together.

Tech Stuff: The movie looks good. The audio has some issues, with some buzzing in the background. Also, and this has nothing to do with the disc, but what the hell is with the music? It actually works against the scenes, trying to slow the sex down. Either get stuff that works with the sex, or don't use music at all!

Extras: You get trailers, a photo gallery, and a outtake video that is totally in french, with no subtitles. Pretty good, but since the most interesting bit is untranslated, I had to knock the score down.

OverAll: You get a ton of fucking for the price (compared to the normal four scenes), and the sex is all pretty darn good. The guys aren't amazing looking, but they know how to fuck, and seem to enjoy what they are doing. I would say rent it first, unless you are really into French guys.