Star Trek: The Next Generation A XXX Parody Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  5/4/2011

Welcome fans to a new title from Sam Hain who is well known for the two X Files Dark Parodies that have been released in the last two years. Well now he has moved on to another loved series Star Trek The Next Generation. Needless to say that series had a few babes in it that I'm sure many want to see have their XXX treatment realized. As the movie opens we have Lt. Cmmdr Data on a planets surface checking out some odd readings which turn out to be coming from a container which when opened contained a human body in cryo state. Data relays back to the Enterprise that it appears to be the long dead Security Chief Tasha Yar. I did a little research online to see who this person was and they do a similar deal here bringing her back from the dead though they don't know if it is really her as the movie opens. But we are here also for some hot Starfleet sex and we get a very good start off with Riker and Counselor Troi-- in the mainstream version she's a fucking stone cold fox and who do they get for the XXX version, April O'Neil so I'd say they did really good.

April O'Neil & Rocco Reed:

So the two briefly discuss the Tasha situation but they are also on a date. Riker calls up a program that puts them on the bridge- it's a computer program and not the actual one as the ships flying as they fuck so that would be a little awkward! April who possesses perhaps the best natural rack in porn drops down to take in Rocco's cock and Trekkies will like that she keeps the outfit on to start and it didn't hurt she was sporting some very nice cleavage. They even did April's hair like Deanna's so kudos to the stylist. The visuals here was quite good as April works that cock with some good eye contact too. As cool as the outfits were I still wanted to see Aprils boobs so it was better when she started losing the top and we get those amazing tata's revealed. Rocco for his part keeps the uniform on longer and you'll see too he has the facial hair spot on with his mainstream counterpart. Rocco manages to lose the pants when they get to fucking and it sure looks like they are using Picard's chair for their base of operations!!After some good doggie pounding they move to reverse cowgirl and for me that's the best shot for April as those titties get to dance away plus the full frontal shot is pretty hot with Miss O'Neil. I wouldn't sleep on April's ass either so it was nice for them to work in the cowgirl position with the ground shot really giving us the full booty with the teasing asshole shot. It is a mish finish ending with Rocco splooging down upon those wonderous melons with April rubbing the cum in. Some stellar post cum head too from April. A solid start to this title.

Time then for a little more story with Tasha who is played by India Summer. She has been sleeping a lot but as this next piece of story unfolds she wakes up with Counselor Troi there to try and get some answers as to how and why this has happened. Seems Tasha is feeling better and Picard wants to speak with her as soon as he can so they head off to his quarters. So as Tasha begins speaking Picard learns she is aware that this isn't her real universe as she died during the first year of their voyage. Tasha further tells that she last remembers trying to escape with her daughter and then nothing after that. So these elements were what came up for me when I was researching so seems Sam and crew have done a good job with the storyline so far. Picard lets Tasha know that they have encountered her daughter who is now grown up on several occasions but that she told them that during this escape that Tasha referred to just know that the Romulans killed her so this surprises Tasha who obviously is sitting here before them. Picard then directs all senior officers to the bridge so Tasha can see some familiar faces- Worf, Data, Riker all appeared but Dana DeArmond I think was new to Tasha who tells them that in her world they are at war with the klingons but she seems accepting of this situation and decides to retire for a while. Data asks to visit her, perhaps a sex scene in the making!

Bobbi Starr & Tyler Knight:

After Tasha leaves learning also that in this universe she had relations with Data we have the remaining crew discuss the matter and most seem to agree this is Tasha albiet from another universe but not sure if this is the same one who mothered Sela. La Forge wants to try a few things out and Data will report to him after his visit with Tasha and perhaps more will be known. Tyler goes to the same room Trio and Riker where he calls out for a computer program to assist him and it appears it involves some human help as Bobbi Starr appears. Seems the help Tyler needed wasn't the intellectual kind but the sexual kind-- even better. There is some kissing progressing nicely to Bobbi losing her outfit which again was very Trekkie inspired. Tyler is good with the pussy touching and kissing to her breasts before we let Bobbi take over as she is so good at engulfing his cock. The hairstyle was also interesting and gave Bobbi a different look as she bobbed up and down on his dick. The two make use of a nice sized chair to fuck in with cowgirl being a big winner with superb floor shot worked in. Reverse, mish and doggie help round out the scene leading to Tyler nutting to Bobbi's tits.

From this we go to Tasha's room where India is relaxing. Data does stop by and the two talk a bit. He's the first one to visit her besides Counselor Troi and from where Tasha came from she didn't know Troi as they were in a constant state of war. So seeing more familiar faces was good. Data offers to show a tape from her funeral in hopes this might help her better remember/ understand herself. India agrees to this.

Dana DeArmond & Lee Bang:

We go next to a workout area where Dana and Lee are sparring with Data and Tasha walking by. She has a few words with Lee going so far as to challenge him. The two start to go at it and she gets one shot in to his lips before Lee does a leg sweep and has India down on the ground looking up at him. I don't think he is sold on the fact this is the real Tasha-- which one is real though, lol. Tasha gets up and runs off with Data following behind. Dana then walks up and offers some comfort, Klingon style!!Dana soon drops to her knees and is quickly working Lee's dick in her mouth with a very good side view provided. The two work through several positions including a standing doggie ending with our first facial of the title.

From this scene we are taken back down to the planets surface from which Tasha was taken. Bobbi who is more than just a fuck toy also is a smart program and helps La Forge with collecting data which would seem to suggest something about just who this Tasha is really so he asks to speak immediately to Picard.

India Summer & Xander Corvus:

The story is moving fast now as we go back to the Enterprise where we see India arriving back to her room and btw the view she's got is incredible a huge window with the vastness of space just on the other side- really good job with the graphics here and throughout this title I've been impressed. Data soon follows and the two talk some more getting into the fact they've been intimate before but only once as we learned. India decides to rekindle that and leans in to kiss Data. I have to say they did a great job on Xander Corvus who has the role of Data-- the skin color, the eyes and the outfit were all spot on. As space fills the screen behind them we get India going down on Data and doing a real nice job on his cock. Xander gets to kiss and touch her breasts before India hops on for a ride in cowgirl and we even had Xander tracing his fingers over her asshole. The duo flip over to reverse for a rapid ride soon ending in a pullout and pop up India's belly and it even flew up to her tits so good shooting Data!! Well, well, we all know Data isn't fully human so he was actually ready to go right back in so the two resume their fucking in earnest. More reverse as well as some strong doggie action leads to a second big pop this time centered more to her chest with some cleanup from India.

India falls into a peaceful slumber then allowing us to go back to the planets surface where Picard and Riker join Jordi and his computer creation who was here to assist him! They have concluded that the tachyon readings that were coming from Tasha's body were actually a tranmission signal going back to the Romulans- she might not even be aware of this as it's Jordi's assertion that she was left on this planet fairly recently. Picard then calls Data and everyone else to join him on the bridge. Picard then gets on the comlink to Troi asking her to escort Tasha to sick bay though he doesn't give the full reason why. Jordi wants to send out something from the Enterprise that will detect a cloaked ship if it enters their grid and he also thinks Tasha is not aware she's giving off these transmissions. Just as everyone gets to the bridge and before they can send out their probes to create this grid a ship uncloaks and instantly fires on the ship. At this same time we see Tasha's eyes suddenly open as if she's receiving another transmission. Trio enters her room finding no one but then is surprised by Tasha. From there Tasha goes to the bridge where she again takes on Worf but this time she wins and he's knocked out. Two crew try and take her but she disarms them shooting one before training the phaser on Picard and his crew. Behind them on the big screen we see Sela come on and she is also played by India though with a different hairstyle. Turns out she used her mommy to take over the bridge and intends to give the Enterprise ship back to the federation but keeping the crew and delivering it to the Romulan capital. Data does some maneuvering to block the tachyon energy allowing Tasha to snap out of her zombie state and put their shields back up and they fire back at the Romulan ship. This was all shown nicely with some cool graphics. The ship then goes to warp and escapes. Shortly after Tasha collapses and dies in Data's arms with Picard right there as well.

Kimberly Kane & Giles:

We head then to Picards quarters where he has a few words with Troi asking how she was and Data was there too wondering why Tasha's last words were about him-- you were with her a lot before her death and this was mostly likely a comforting thing for her which seemed to satisfy Data who leaves. One last visitor then comes and it's Dr. Crusher and it's a shame we've not seen Kimberly Kane the entire movie until now but she comes in and as you might guess is here to offer comfort to Jean Luc in the form of some words but then since this is a porno with some fucking as well. Kimberly looks quite good assuming the position and working on his cock, side view was quite good. This was appear to be just a bj scene but damn Kimberly does some hot cock sucking and she loses her top too so we see the boobies. Kimberly ends up taking a good facial pop so Jean Luc has boldly gone where a few men have gone before!! We leave this show with Picard saying a last goodbye to Tasha's character. I would assume in the show they were close, I wasn't a very big fan of the show so I'm not sure. He says his farwell and we get one last great shot of space with the Enterprise going into warp.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans I'd say this was another very successful parody by Sam Hain. I'm not as familiar with the story having only watched New Generation a handful of times though I've seen the movies but the Tasha character wasn't in any of those if I'm not mistaken. Having said that the attention to detail from the makeup to the costumes to the hair to the sets all were top notch and should please more avid fans of the show than I am. The story is pretty to follow though you might want to look up a few words like say Tachyon and find out just what the hell that is, lol. The sex scenes were good but no to hardcore. I would have loved to see some g/g action in this too as we had some fine looking ladies in this- India, Dana, Bobbi, April and the under utilized Kimberly Kane. I would suspect they will do a second one and she has to have a much bigger role in it. Extras include a party version which is shorter and missing a few bits- the sex! You get some BTS too which I'd certainly check out. You also get the pops repeated, there are trailers and the all important bloopers!! An easy recommendation for fans of the show, the characters and I have to say Sam did it once again and I eagerly look forward to another one hopefully some g/g with Counselor Troi and Dr. Crusher!!