Squirtwoman 3 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  9/29/2005

Welcome fans to a third edition to the line that seemed to "rush" in this current "wave" of squirting titles. Cytherea besides being a fabulous squirter is also very good at taking on the pipe and also at licking snatch with some squirt even being shot her way. Patrick Collins is to be commended for letting this new "genre" flourish and I don't see myself tiring of watching women eat squirt for quite some time, I don't really dig on the guys licking it up so much as I do the women especially having Tiana Lynn in as you watch her licking ass before unleasing a torrent of lovejuice, it's a wonderful thing and back to our star Cytherea damn after each blast from her pussy cannon the convulsions tell the story of how much that takes out of her but then she was brought so much pleasure in the releasing of her juices. No real need to go scene by scene for this one as if you're a fan of squirting and especially of Cytherea pick it up but for those who haven't been initiated I'll give some details to "wet" your appetite!! The story here seems to be Patrick trying to track down Cytherea to do another Squirtwoman title since the first two did so well but he's having problems having her return his phonecalls and this leads to the first scene where we're on set with Cytherea as she's directing her first movie.

You have cute little Kat in this scene taking on Billy Glide and the lighting was a little dark for me at times but Cytherea does get in on the fun as the two are fucking with some good juices being fired to both Kat and Billy. William H gives us some fabulous body shots, loved the floor shot of Cytherea riding in cowgirl and getting up she lets loose with a torrent of cum. Then we go back to Kat who does some hot anal fucking and closing out you have Billy and Cytherea firing away as Kat's cute face is drenched.

We go on to the next scene for Cytherea's movie and she's trying to get Lee Stone to shoot for her but his price is a bit to high for her,lol. Patrick is still trying to get a hold of her, it's pretty comical how she avoids him. Then we have some harmless flirting between Lee and Cy as they "negotiate" the terms for him shooting for her. If this is how all negotiations go in porn valley then I need to change jobs very soon. Good passionate sounds abound as the two get cozy with each other and slowly Cytherea's body emerges from her clotes and Lee indeed shows just what he could do if he shot for Cytherea Productions. Cytherea does a good job when dropping down to take on Lee's meatstick and again the lighting seemed toned down some but the visuals still looked good, just not what I usually see for a gonzo shoot. The sex was as good as you think it would be reverse cowgirl shows off her pussy as it erupts a few times and again I love the floor shots William gets here. The only thing is I didn't really see Mr. Stone dip his face in there for a taste but we do get a nice facial for Cytherea to close the scene and like in Hollywood there was no resolution at the time so further "negotiations" will probably be necessary!

The story moves on and we're told by a visual clue that Patrick finds out Cytherea is directing at a nearby location so you know he's going to head over to try and nail down her doing Squirtwoman 3. Well Mr. Collins crashes her set and soon has her in a separate rooom where he shows her just how determined he is that this next Squirtwoman gets made. The two have some good back and forth and Patrick promises if she does this dvd for him that he will in turn help her with her productions. So the deal seems sealed when we see Patrick's fingers working some magic on Cytherea's pussy and wow what a deluge of cum starts flying out of her kittie and the way Cytherea sounds as she's squirting makes it all the more special to me. As our star lays back in bliss Patrick takes his leave to do just what he said and that's help her out so he heads outside to help light a four girl orgy scene that is just about to be shot.

So we see Cytherea has recovered from her multiple orgasms with Patrick and is sitting in the directors chair as this scene opens. You have Anna Mills, Claire Robbins, Kinzie Kenner, and yes Tiana Lynn on hand so we should have a good time indeed. The girls begin playing with each other as Cytherea sits nearby doing the same to herself and did I just see Kinzie licking her own nipple why yes I did!! The girls have some toys too to help get the holes ready but for me I appreciated the use of the female tongue on the tit or pussy much more than I did a plastic stick going into a pussy or ass. I mean do you want to watch a dildo being used or a girl licking another girls ass, I know the choice is hard but an easy one for me especially when that ass belongs to Kinzie Kenner!! Cytherea gets in closer to the girls as the scene goes on and she does her thing which only livens up what was already a fun shoot and there is plenty of licking up too of those juices. You have one tremendous stream shot right into Anna's mouth and she does a fine job taking most of it in and as she licks up the last bits from Cytherea's pussy you see the squirt also coating Anna's forehead, awesome. This takes us back inside where Cytherea and Tiana will show the other 3 girls just how squirting is done and how good it can taste so enjoy watching two master squirters at work. All 3 young ladies prove eager to watch and lick so this only adds to the enjoyment. You had Cytherea at one point squirting into a gaping asshole, totally cool.

This leads to the next scene and now Patrick and Cytherea are buddy buddy again and this leads to her and Tiana Lynn takin on Billy Glide who's back for more. I love that Tiana is wearing her glasses, it just gives her an intelligent look but at the same time she's wearing sexy lingerie so the contrast is brilliant. The two do a great job sharing his knob and the fucking was strong too, mish for Tiana really sees her tits shaking a lot and here we get some squirting and the guy doesn't shy away, Billy dives right in for some love juice. Cytherea also gets her fair share of dick in the pussy and this leads to some great squirts too right into Tiana's mouth. Reverse cowgirl with Tiana Lynn riding needs no further explanation, it was awesome and the titties were bouncing and the juices were flying!! Going back to Cytherea you see her done in spoon leading to a good blast off and we end with Cytherea blasting over Tiana's face as Billy is leaving his seed on it so there is gargling of both female and male jizz in Tiana's mouth!

Then we are told we're watching William H is shooting a scene for his latest movie so this is totally separate from Cytherea's movie but it's stars Angela Stone so expect lots of squirting from this blond gusher. William lays out the storyline to all the participants who also include Lexi Love and Randy Spears. Damn Lexi is looking so good here and putting her with Randy is good and I don't think Angela needs any intro this girl knows how to bring it as they say. Lexi is a big "fan" of rock star Angela-- that's her role in this scene so Randy is going to get an autograph for his young lady. Well there was a slight lull when they go through the dialogue but the action quickly picks up when the girls start getting naked. Damn Lexi has a fine ass which both Randy and Angela find out and then play with. The girls then do a little shared knob polishing and for foot fans out there you have some toe sucking done by Lexi to Angela but the heels are taken off so shoe fans will be disappointed,lol. We soon get the first of many eruptions from Angela and what rocked was Lexi moving her face right up there to catch that squirt and then lick the pussy afterwards, damn I could never tire of watching g/g action like this!! At one point you have Randy fucking Angela in mish while Lexi has a seat on Angela's face! Lexi gets to go for a nice ride in reverse cowgirl and William gives a fine floor shot of this action which also sees another totally awesome blast from Angela and it goes right into Lexi's mouth and some spills out down her chest, I was loving that. You close out watching Lexi riding Randy in cowgirl and this girl's ass looks so fucking good here it's not even funny and Angela is right there lending more wetness to the festivities and we end with Randy shooting his load over both girls feet as they are pressed against each other so both girls get to lick the jizz from their toes so toe fans should really be happy with this scene. So will Angela be the next Squirtwoman tune in to #4 and find out. I know for sure she could take on the line as her squirts are every bit as powerful as Cytherea's but I don't see her go into convulsions like Cy does after she's done spurting and that lends a lot of the charm to Cytherea's performance for me but I totally think Angela could do it if Cy doesn't want to continue in the series.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well this was a fine addition to the already fun series and I think the best scenes were the four girl romp with Cytherea being the leader and then the last scene with Angela and Lexi just scorched with energy for me. Now for extras this one offers a bonus scene with Cytherea and it's not from a previous title so enjoy watching Cy do her thing one more time! You also have a bit with Patrick and Cytherea going on with the storyline where he was trying to get a hold of her and naturally this leads to more squirting from Cytherea! You also have a bonus squirt audition with fan fave Hillary Scott and Jewel- she's the one trying to be the next squirtwoman and I guess Hillary's her coach,lol. So the audition commences and you have Hillary doing a little boob tasting to Jewel and then the focus turns to Jewel's pussy but you also have some nice time spent on Hillary's tasty kittie plus the dirty talk from Miss Scott is so spot on. You do get some squirting from Jewel but nothing like Cy, Tiana, or Angela do. Finally you have a photo gallery to check out and for sure have a look at the behind the scenes for this one, you never know there might be more squirting! If you liked the first two then this one is well worth picking up.