Squirting Milk Maids Review

Reviewed by Pal Joey  on  6/11/2010

I admit it. After viewing thousands of porn flicks I’m looking for new kicks. Therefore I’ve intermittently experimented with the lactating woman format. Probably like most of you, I’ve found the quality and imagination lacking. Films most often feature less than sexy women, bad acting and bad visual quality. But most important they lack imagination. After the women squirts milk on the man’s face and penis the visual stimulation ends and the sex gets pretty ordinary, if it is completed at all. The women lay there like stones, the men have small dicks and the weak cum shots are aimed at the breasts or are wasted in other ways. No swallows, no oral cleanup, no cream pies or anal, etc.

Yet there is great potential in this fetish format. Specifically, in this film, we can begin to see it. There is a Latin woman with a pretty face, beautiful large swollen nipples that ooze plenty of milk, and large red lips just made to highlight a semen dump. She appears to enjoy what she is doing, but she remains unexploited by the cameraman and director Roy Alexandre (who specializes in breast related films). The scene has interest only for her physical appearance and her plentiful milk; there is little heat generated because there are limited positions, close-ups, and a weak cum shot. And she is not told to move, to get into a rhythm.

The rest of the girls featured here, all un-named, are of the bleached blond variety and are fairly mechanical. The males are unremarkable.

What we need is some hot fucking integrated with the lactation aspect to make a series of truly memorable adult movies. [Of course, I would be totally willing to come in as a paid consultant for any porn house willing to blaze a new frontier.]

For the viewer, this film presses the “I’m interested” button during short sequences, but fails to satisfy the ache and the climax sex needs.