Squirt Machines (Jules Jordan Video) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  1/26/2008

Alrighty fans time to check out the second release from Chris Streams since he's moved over to Jules Jordan Video and it's another genre specific title dealing with squirting and he's got some of the better girls out there in Flower, Jada and Sindee is a great newcommer to the scene. Let's hit some highlights.

Savannah Stern:

Chris opens up with some fine close in shots on this sexy girl, damn that ass is kicking!! Savannah makes it in front of a mirror and it's always cool to watch a girl checking herself out like this plus the floor shots give us more time to appreciate her ass. More fine booty shots as she crawls across a couch with Chris zooming right in. You then see that Savannah's got an audience as Mr. Pete's watching from upstairs, nicely Savannah has begun losing her clothes too. Miss Stern does a nice job sitting back with the legs spread and digging those fingers into her pussy, yeah I'd like to lick those babies clean! Pete's doing a little show'n'tell too whipping the cock out and jerking it as he's looking down on this hottie. It's Savannah who makes her way up to Pete eventually getting at cock level and going right in, great close in head shots as she engulfs him. The two make it downstairs by the end of the scene, onto the couch where you get some fine cowgirl and Pete is sure to work out a juicy orgasm or two also while banging her. Mr. Pete then gets Savanna and her wet cooch over a glass table where they get one final orgasm out of her coating the table, then Pete adds his special ingredient and Savannah licks it all up! Not a bad start.

Sindee Jennings:

This girl has really been rising up the charts so far as squirting goes, she's in the mold of Angela Stone for me in that she has such big sheer volume when blasting off. It's a bright sunny day as we open her scene, nice move in shot as she's bending over, nothing covering that asshole or pussy so we're already halfway there! She sways back and forth in time with the gentle breeze blowing, gosh I miss warm weather, lol, can spring please come now!! We spend the first few minutes just admiring Sindee who gives us a few good poses including squatting down with the legs spread nice'n'wide. I saw a nice playful streak in Sindee at the recent Vegas show and you see that here as well in her body language and eye contact to the camera, this girl likes to have fun fucking and that again is half the battle. Another fine shot has Sindee standing in front of a big window appreciating her pussy with a few fingers and Chris gets extreme floor angle on us and I was half expecting Sindee to blast off there into the glass but she turns away squatting back down with the legs spread open digging those fingers in both holes. Miss Jennings then makes it inside where there is more strong pussy play and the eye contact is really strong too, I can feel the lust coming from her eyes. James Deen then walks up offering up a hard cock and Sindee is not one to turn that gift away enveloping it for a spirited session of cock sucking & more pussy fingering. There is some dirty talk too worked in once James start laying pipe and he brings it strong too which seems right up Sindee's alley. Oh fuck me, she unleashes a few good torrents here when James pulls out, the coach gets soaked plus Sindee manages to shoot that juice right back to her face giving herself a little taste!! Well this is very much an improvement over the first scene so far as squirting goes, this girl is indeed a machine and can blast off like few other girls. Oh sweet, we get some anal action too, yeah that is right anal sex for Sindee Jennings!! Reverse anal was very good leading to one big blast by Sindee, loved seeing piledriver anal as well-- some A2M too here plus James goes from fucking her ass to blowing his load right into Sindee's mouth to close this very good scene out.

Jenna Presley:

Very nice opening here as we observe the lovely Miss Presley through the window wearing some nice sexy lingerie complete with garters and lace stockings! Jenna is also blond here too and Chris slowly moves the shot in tighter and damn tha ass is so fucking hot, glad it's not obscured by fishnets. Jenna is also doing the whole check herself out in the mirror routine and hey if I was that hot I'd be enjoying the view too!! Jenna then makes her way to a nice oversized bed, crawling on it into a doggie position where that ass is arched up rather nicely. Ok wish we'd get inside already, this looking through the glass is sheer torture this long, lol. Oh fuck, Jenna opens up wide briefly making me want to dive through the glass to get to that cooch, then she gets back in doggie pushing that ass back towards the window almost like she knows someone's watching without actually acknowledging it, now that's tease at it's finest. Miss Presley then gets a rather large glass toy and sucks on it a bit before using it on her pussy. Lee Stone then enters the fray but we're still watching from outside damn it! Lee picks Jenna up pressing her against the wall as he munches her pussy-- finally, finally, finally we're taken inside as Lee's eating this snatch and hello the volume is turned up!! Moving to a lounge type chair we get more pussy eating along with fingering until Jenna climaxes but it's not as wet an orgasm as Sindee had-- few girls can match that intensity. Jenna then does a fine job gagging on Lee's cock before they do some standing fucking which yields some good blasting from her pussy, this continues when they boink in doggie, reverse and even mish where Jenna manages to do what Sindee did and blast back towards her own face. Jenna ends the scene taking a good load after several Oh God's from Lee's mouth, lol, and the cleanup was quite good too.

Flower Tucci, Jada Fire, & Chelsie Rae:

We open this final scene on disc one with Jada sitting outside, the green fishnet looks very good on her and the titty jiggling she does as Chris zooms in didn't hurt the cause either. Nicely Jada doesn't keep those puppies under wraps pulling them out and fondling them some more along with slippin a hand down between her thighs, oops she flips over to doggie and damn we gotta an ass!!! Jada is doing some good work with her eyes too when Chris focuses in on them, ah in the background you see Flower Tucci is under a canopy looking thing shaking her ass so naturally that brings Chris over and we go floor level for more hot ass shaking. We see in close in shots on both asses so far they each have a butt plug tucked in so I'm thinking some anal might be in the offing. Ok we get thest two giants in the squirt scene close in together and there's ass caressing, titty fondling and more sinful eye contact from the ladies. Sweet we then see Chelsie Rae walking up so all three participants are now involved. Chelsie observes for a bit but these three are soon all together flicking tongues and having some ass fun! Wow, all three girls have great asses and each has a butt plug within so I'm thinking all three bootays will be fucked at some point, no surprise considering the performers. Getting the ladies inside we get three strong males to pair them up with in Mark Davis, Mr. Pete, and the Hate Plow himself Erik Everhard-- now this is a six pack worth cracking open!! The guys do some hard fingering including some pussy squirts with Chelsie going under to catch some of this, nice nasty girl that she is. Mark Davis also gets a taste when Flower bursts open, then we get some strong head from each girl here, close in shots of course as well as the panned out wide views showing it all. It's a giant squirt party from there on out with all the girls tasting some and taking cock in all their holes, we even get some wetgasms from Chelsie though not nearly as powerful as her costars. Flower even does a dp and we work nicely to the pops which find a home in their mouths, there's swapping and more squirting-- I'd say this scene alone is worth picking this title up, there's so much action it's like two or more scenes at once. Now it's on to disc two.

Bobbi Starr:

We open this second side with indeed a star in the person of Bobbi Starr. This girl has really cut herself out quite a nice career so far in the biz. It's a bright sunny day as we find Bobbi taking in the view and we get quite the view too taking in her ass from ground level, that bubble was so good I wanted to pop it, lol. Chris moves in and out on that sexy ass and Bobbi aids with a playful ass spank and a jiggle as well! Bobbi then gets all nasty on us spreading that ass nice'n'wide, such a slut!! I could enjoy just looking at her ass like this for quite a long time but I know there's even better goodies coming up, Bobbi mixes in some toy play too, loved the squatting down with her legs spread wide and finally a cock is brought in in the form of Mark Ashley who goes right to diddling her cooch, then he does what every other red blooded male and female probably would want to do and that's bury the face in her juicy ass, tongue digging deep!! Oh wow, Mark doesn't waste any time too slipping the tubesteak up her ass doggiestyle and Bobbi purrs in delight. Strong cock sucking then follows, then we get Mark going back down on Bobbi's pussy using tongue and fingers until he's ready to place that schlong right inside her pussy in mish, Bobbi continues to finger her pussy at the same time until she explodes, lots of juices flying about for a few seconds here and she doesn't stop going back for more. Turning around so her ass is sticking back out enables Mark to go back in for more ass fucking along with more juices flying out of her pussy. Some gagging head and we get the pop into her mouth with some spilling down onto a glass table where naturally we get Bobbi licking it up, wow what a fabulous scene to get this second disc underway with.

Emma Heart & Amber Peach:

This scene opens with the two girls in full porn gear arriving into the house, Amber is in charge as we see using a riding crop to get Emma to assume the position where she gets to check out that ass with her hands as well as the toy. Emma seems to enjoy the submissive role from what I can tell here. She does a nice job when Amber offers up her peach-- that'd be her pussy doing some good licking on her knees. There girls kiss a bit too, briefly, but I liked the tongues twirling a bit. The girls then move over to a big couch where Pete's waiting, cock already out, he's more than ready to take the riding crop and spank a little tush. Emma gets to join him first while Amber sits nearby observing, Emma goes right for his cock when given a chance, nice head. Loved Pete going to the floor with Emma then rising up to smother his face with her ass, really pushing down covering him nearly whole. Emma and Amber both get a chance then to suck on Pete's schlong and there is some fine gagging if you're into that. Pete then gets in there digging hard to Amber's pussy until there's a wet climax, fliping over to doggie the stockings get ripped wide open as he slips in for a strong drillin in doggie. Emma then gets a go in cowgirl and the floor shots here were good, wish she wasn't wearing the fishnet bottoms by this time in the scene so we can fully see that ass. Pete then slips behind Emma to pound her while Amber's moved around front giving Emma something to lick with that tongue! Mr. Pete also manages to work a juicy climax out of Emma's cooch as well in the scene, then it's right back to fucking that freshly juiced pussy. Amber then gets to enjoy some anal sex while Emma was riding her face and we soon get the girls sharing the pop as Pete gets his turn to blast off.

Sophie Dee:

Ahh we go to the military for this final scene, lol, namely some military style clothes for Sophie, nicely her ass is still pretty much uncovered so we follow behind as she carries a gun looking for the bad guys!! Oh baby if I saw you, I think surrender would be the easiest thing to do, please torture me with that ass, hehe. Well we follow along for a few minutes mostly gazing up at Sophie's ass, not a bad gig if you can get it and if you're watching this dvd now then you've got it!! Miss Dee finally spots a bad guy and gets the drop on him, he's got his cock out for pete's sake, lol. Sophie makes sure there are no other weapons on his person, making him fully strip down and then it's time to interrogate, lol. This involves Sophie's pussy being licked, ok I'd happily do this, then she really goes for it sucking the cock, surely any resistance in the guy would be gone now. They move to some fucking then, a standing doggie, she's picked up for a good ride in cowgirl-- she's let down so Sophie can work a big juicy blast out to his cock, then it's back to fucking. The two then move inside, hey I've been in this house, hehe, sorry we get a good cowgirl again, then a fine insertion ground shot to reverse anal, on to mish anal where Sophie works out another big climax even hitting the camera lense quite a lot actually. Sophie receives good blast of male cum to close this scene and title out in style.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This was a good squirt title but they bunched up the real good squirters on disc one with Jada/ Flower in one scene and Sindee Jennings well she's a phenom in the making. The other girls did fine squirting but not on the level of those three girls but the action was quite good in regards to sucking'n'fucking. Extras include cast lists for the scenes, pictures, pops repeated and some BTS. Certainly worth a rental for those into squirting and also the draw of Sindee Jennings doing anal should bring some nice interest to this title.