Spring Break Thailand Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  5/5/2003

These guys are very young looking. Even when they say they are 23 they still look to be around 16 or 17. Of course they have more hair around their dicks and in their butts then they do on their heads. (I’ve never seen such thick crack hair.) All are cute.

The film opens with a skinny youngster, Utt, who has dyed orange hair and another twink. Utt does the orals and bottoms. His dick stays stiff as a rhino horn as he is being topped. He likes it! When his friend cums, Utt licks the skuzzy dick head.

Two other cuties shower outside and then go to it.

Utt appears again with a handsome twink and is offed once again. He stays hard this time too. This kid must love being fucked.

It’s another twink’s birthday and he gets a very nice present from his buddy.

In all of the scenes there is one guy who is pure bottom (He sucks and is fucked) and another who is pure top (he lets himself be sucked and he fucks.) but that just seems to be the Thai way.

After the sex, we segue right into a behind the scenes with a couple of interviews that are a great waste of time as the translation is done in black print that cannot be read. We are shown where these cuties stayed while making the film, and we see them eating and all together frolicking in the surf but not IN the altogether (in swim suits, unfortunately.) The extras only give us the scene selections, which I had to use because the DVD did not always make it to the next scene.

The music is the worst ever! It sounds like a poor parody of Scott Joplin. A twittering piano that turns out to be tinkling torture. It is absolutely unbearable. Since the dialogue is only delivered in writing, I suggest you turn the sound off. During sex there's the more appropriate music of the twinks' moans and gasps, then it’s back to the tinkling Thai torture. Arrrrgggghhh! The music is by “butterfly”. He’s obviously a fritillary

One the whole though, it’s an appetizing dish for us chicken hawks and rice queens.