Spin! Suck & Fuck 8 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/6/2014

Running Time: 124 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Porno Dan

Cast: Asphyxia Noir, Britney Amber, Dani Jensen, Jessica Robbin, Lia Lor, Nikki Seven, Tiffany Tyler, Whitney Grace, Ike Diezel, Porno Dan, Travis Varjak, and an uncredited girl

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty average. The audio is clear and decently balanced, but there are a few minor background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks pretty good. It's decently lit with a clear picture and a little minor camera motion.

The Movie: Spin! Suck & Fuck 8 works with the idea of a wheel of sex acts. Each scene has the girl spin the wheel a few times to decide what she's going to do.

After chatting with Porno Dan and spinning the wheel with it landing on “Audience Choice”, busty bottle blonde Britney drops down to suck and stroke Ike's cock. She lays back to let him fuck her bald beaver missionary style, and after a little fucking the scene cuts to her spinning the wheel so it can land on “Toy Time”. Britney happily heads to the couch and lubes up a plug for her ass and then adds a Hitachi to her pussy. She goes back to riding Ike cowgirl style and sucks his balls as he gives himself a hand. He continues to stroke himself and finally pops on her big titties so Britney can show it off.

Cute brunette Tiffany happily heads to the wheel and gets “69”. She heads to the couch to sixty-nine bottom of the barrel mope Travis, and after a bit spins the wheel again to get “Slopy BJ” (yes it's also misspelled on the wheel) with Travis continuing to benefit. Another spin finds her in “Cowgirl” back on the couch before she turns around for some reverse cowgirl and a bit of missionary work. Finally Tiffany takes a decent facial finish that she plays with and swallows down.

Dani's happy when her spin lands on “Slopy BJ” and moments later the camera cuts to her sucking Travis's cock. They move to the couch where she rides him in both of the cowgirls before dropping down to let him cum on her tongue after he gives himself a hand for a bit. Dani gives Travis and the camera some nice dirty talk as he strokes himself, and then shows his load off for the camera afterwards.

Busty redhead Jessica spins “Missionary” before the scene cuts to her laying back on the couch as Porno Dan fucks her missionary style. She shows a great personality with plenty of laughs as Dan fucks her while Dan tries not to pop immediately. After an editing cut he lays back on the couch for Jessica to suck him, and after another editing cut heads back to the wheel to spin “Facesitting”. She plans herself back on Dan's face before riding him in each of the cowgirls and laying back for a bit more missionary work. Finally Dan lets Jessica have a nice pop on her big titties.

Cute brunette isn't happy spinning “Handjob” and quickly spins again to get “Girl's Choice”. She decides to ride the vibrating thingie (aka the Sybian) and laughs away in orgasmic bliss as Porno Dan works the controls and holds her down on it. She spins again to get “Audience Choice” and ends up sucking mope Travis's cock with Travis appearing unable to pop. Porno Dan moves in to fuck her missionary style with Lia letting out a few squirts. Lia also rides Dan cowgirl style before dropping down for a nice facial finish.

Dirty blonde Nikki spins “Girl's Choice” and decides to suck Travis's cock as he holds a Hitachi on her bald pussy. She tries to throat his cock a bit but then moves back to the wheel to spin “Face Sitting”. She rides Travis's face a bit before spinning “POV BJ” and sucking his cock while also playing with a pixie stick. They go back to the couch where Nikki rides Travis cowgirl style and lets him spoon her before he unloads on her chest.

When bottle blonde Whitney spins the wheel she gets “Audience Choice” that turns into a gagging blowjob with Travis. Her next spin has her riding the Sybian, and she tries to suck a bit of cock as she does so without much luck. Whitney's third spin ends in a “Girls Choice” which leaves her confused for a bit. She decides on having Travis piledrive her for a bit before riding him reverse cowgirl style. Whitney turns around for the traditional cowgirl ride and finally drops down for a decent facial finish.

Heavily inked raven tressed Asphyxia spins “Missionary”, so the scene quickly cuts to her on her back on the couch with Porn Dan fucking her bald beaver. It cuts again to Asphyxia riding Dan cowgirl style until Dan stops the action to talk with the crew about how they don't quite know what they're doing. After a little more cowgirl fucking Asphyxia spins around for the reverse cowgirl and lets Dan choke her a little as he fucks her. They return to missionary with Dan slapping her nicely natural tits before Asphyxia spins the wheel and ends on “Audience Choice”. She rides his face and sucks his cock before fucking him cowgirl style. An inked brunette moves in to tongue her way between their goodies, and is rewarded with Porno Dan popping a small load in her mouth that she swaps over to Asphyxia. Finally Porno Dan and Asphyxia share a few words for the camera.

Spin! Suck & Fuck 8 is a very fun idea that never completely gets off the ground due to a lack of skill and talent both in front of the camera and behind it. I'll start by saying that the idea here is a lot of fun. There's a great sense of fun and surprise with the girls spinning a wheel to decide what's going to happen sexually, and there's enough excitement about it from the girls that it makes this easily the best release I've seen from Porno Dan. Unfortunately, although the girls are good and having a lot of fun, the skill just isn't there in front of the camera or behind it. Ike Diezel is solid in the first scene and gives Britney a great facial finish, but he's the only male talent here that makes it above the average mark. Travis seems to have problems delivering (which appears to be nothing new from the little I've seen from Porno Dan), and although Porno Dan has a couple good pops, he also closes things out with a few disappointing final pop along with having a dick that's small even by white guy standards. The release is held back more by a lack of technical skill behind the camera from the choppy editing, and it's hard to say that the crew really knows what they're doing when Porno Dan has to stop fucking Asphyxia to tell the crew how to shoot the scene because he can tell somebody is completely lost. Spin! Suck & Fuck 8 has a very nice charm to it, and is hands down the best release I've seen from Porno Dan. Unfortunately it also left me wondering just how great a series this could be if it was handled by somebody that knew what they were doing and had a budget that could cover more than a family of four at In-N-Out Burger.

The Extras: All you get are a few trailers.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: Rent it if you're looking for something different.

Note to Immoral Productions: It's great that you want to do something different, and this is definitely the best idea I've seen come from you. It's too bad there isn't any skill, decent male talent, or production values to go with it.

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