Sperma in Arsch, Fotze & Mund! Review
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N.B. Please note that, since GGG movies usually have no plot or acting, the “Plot/Acting” part in the rating section is used to report the general attitude of the performers. Also note that IF there is some kind of a plot or atmosphere setting (ex: the bacchanal ritual in Sperma-Sadismus!, the rape scene in Die Sperma-Bestrafung or in Sie schluckt und…, The “Sperma-Kosmetik Salon” story in Sperma Dschungel, etc), it may boost or lower the rating of this section. (ex: The rape scene of Sie schluck und… definitively lowers the rating for it is so badly acted, it is a turn off)).
As for the “Sex” part, it is used to report the overall sex action in the movie. Including the general attitude of the performers. It also takes under consideration the cum quality, the originality of the studs, the motivation of both male and women performers, etc.
Terminology General information * not much is said in GGG movies in general and it is not necessary to understand what’s being said. About the DVD Judging from the cover The Girls (Listed in order of apparition) Elements Summary Scene 2: Goddess is giving head and soon gets humped missionary by his man. Angela is there also, testing her oral skills on BBB. After 5 minutes, many more actors are brought in: Maria and Blondie, as well as a men for each of them. Maria is deep throating her guy, Blondie being fucked very slowly on a “small bed” and the Angie-BBB couple is also assigned to the fucking area. Beside Maria’s DT, there isn’t much to see there. Soon, BBB pulls out of Angie and cum on her face; 1.g, after which he slip back in her twat as if nothing happened! The positions are changed a bit: Maria is now being fucked missionary (again) and Goddess standing doggy. This is where we can witness the marvellous shape of her legs. The guy dispatched to Blondie is unbelievably lousy; a rock would have been more enthusiast! Angie & BBB, on the other hand, are doing great. T = 48 min. Scene 3: This last scene begins with yet another interview of Verena. Same pattern as scene one: short BJ scene, then perpendicular missionary, then a guy take her mouth, then missionary for a long time (sight)... Nevertheless, it’s fun seeing her boobs bounce back and forth. Angie appears, mouth on Verena’s pussy. She soon gets honoured by the first CS: 1.w. After that, a notable men performer comes into play. With practice, he might become BPPE’s replacement… :(. He’ll do P2M (Pussy to Mouth) with Verena and Angie, then vigorously mouth fuck Verena while fingering violently Angie and forcing her head into Verena’s crotch! He then disappears and is replaced by a more humble stud who fucks Verena perpendicular missionary while taking naughy doll Angela’s hand up in his butt crack. 2.g —PS. Many drops of heaven fall on Verena’s pussy and thigh. Angela comes sit on her face and our new man talent’s dick fills her mouth. 3.w&f —PS— 4.w 5.f 6.f —she cough. Meanwhile, new male talent is fucking her with charisma and pulling her hairs. When he can’t hold it anymore, he flies to her face and spread a 7.g on her. She’s in a real pain; she has cum in her nose (or so she says), JT incites her to swallow but her body simply refuses to. After a few tries, Angela comes to the rescue again; she receive a snowball from a great height. Again, she’ll spew the mixture on Verena’s twat, lick it back and go kiss her. They get applauded. Despite Angie’s great work for putting some heat in the scene, it gets… All in all: AVERAGE-HIGH. [ Extra SS #1 – I got spunk up my nose for ******’s sake! (The effect)] Conclusion
GGG: German Goo Girl (The name of the studio)
JT: John Thompson (the producer/director/cameraman)
BBB: Big boner boy (He’s a regular male performer whose real name is unknown, appearing in many GGG production and who has a particularly heavy unit)
Turbo-man: He’s a regular male performer. He has bleached hairs and is well known for the high velocity to which he can ram his preys.
BPPE: Best Porn Performer Ever (He’s a regular male performer. He’s tanned, has a regular sized cock but he’s always royally turned on by his scenes. He’s electric, inventive and horny has hell.)
BJ: Blow Job
DT: Deep Throat
CS: Cumshot
PS: Pussy Shot
Bukkake: A Japanese word meaning “splashing”; used to designate the sperm shower.
IMO/IMHO: In My Opinion/In My Humble Opinion
About the money shots:
W : Winner (means a cumshot is shot with maximum force and/or is very massive)
g: Good (means a cumshot is shot with a decent force and decent volume)
w: Weak (means the sperm weakly drop without power and/or is lacking in the volume department)
f: Fluid (means a cumshot has no thick consistency. This kind of cumshot usually does not provide good visual effect)
Movie title: Sperma in Arsch, Fotze & Mund!
Translation: Sperm in Ass, Pussy & Mouth!
Spoken language: German*
Scenes: 3
Length: 79 min
Picture: Good.
Sound: Direct and good.
Menu: “Play movie” and “Play Trailers”.
The box cover is here
Mmmmh, fresh meat! Heck, this girl looks over 18 by seconds! The fact that she has such tiny hands and heavy hooters is very appealing and her pussy looks unreal too! What a babe!!!
1) Verena is her name. As you may have noticed from the cover, she looks very young. Well she looks even younger in the movie! She has a total baby face with freckles on the cheeks & nose and a little spacing between her teeth. Personally, I don’t mind that. Her eyes are grey-green, her skin in spotless and looks as smooth as white velvet. Her ass isn’t as fleshy and curvy has I had hoped but her tits are absolutely wonderful, so they compensate. Her attitude is dubious by moment, good by others but unacceptable during the sperm shower. 2) Angela, the famous GGG star. She has lots of experience with both piss and sperm and her attitude is indeed, of a superior quality. Her beauty is undeniable also; she is very tanned. 3) Girl 3 is a good-looking lady with dark hair and green eyes. She too, has a small gap between her teeth. Her best asset IMO, is a splendid pair of Goddesses legs. Her attitude is average. For the purpose of this review and without prejudges, let’s name her Goddess. 4) Maria is well known; JT makes her play the role of the young innocent girl, which, I must say, she plays wonderfully, even though I find that a bit silly. She has a great smile & sparking eyes. 5) Blondie (<- -random name) is a small blonde with blue eyes, small tits and a nice tanned ass. Average performer.
1) Verena
2) Angela/Angie (picture was taken from www.orgazmik.com)
3) Goddess
4) Maria
5) Blondie
Swallowing: Yes! (Very little)
Snowball: Yes!
Pussy shot: Yes!
Anal: Yes!
Golden Shower: No
Spitting (saliva): No
Deep Throat: Yes!
Fisting: No
Big breast: Yes!
Tools: No
Scene 1: First is an interview where JT asks Verena the usual questions about sex and stuff. Her answers are a bit shy at times and a touch of teen arrogance can be perceived in them as well. Yet ANOTHER interview follow. There’s 4 minutes of it before the action begins. She’s masturbating on a stool and giving head. We can see it’s not her first time but her skills are quite basic. She starts to get fucked very soon. In a missionary, her moaning doesn’t sound too genuine but it’s quite O.K. Dang! I could stare at those natural wonders of the world all day :). After a bit of perpendicular missionary and standing doggy, she sucks a new soft guy and offers a nice profile picture. She gets him hard in a jiffy and gets double-teamed. When the action begins to get boring, the guy fucking her switch holes and stick his rock-hard dick in her tight teen ass while stretching her peach pussy! At first she looks fine but after a while, JT talks to her and she seem to be in pain so it becomes much less pleasant a scenery. T = 22 min.
For the bukkake, she doesn’t move from her small bed and receives facial with much reluctance. 1.w —JT asks her to swallow, she says she can’t. Angela, the juice fiend, comes to her rescue, suck her mouth dry and spit the load on her pussy— 2.g —A pussy shot— 3.f 4.w —3 & 4 lend half on Verena’s pussy, half in Angie’s mouth— 5.w —PS. JT tries to convince her again to swallow: no can do. 6.f. A very disappointing attitude laid by Verena during the last part of sex and all bukkake long. T= 32 min. All in all: AVERAGE-HIGH.
The loads start flowing on Goddess. 2.f 3.f 4.g 5.w. She finds Blondie and exchanges a few cum-sharing kisses. Now it’s Blondie’s turn: 6.f 7.g 8.g —she swallows. She finds Goddess and exchanges a few cum-sharing kisses… 9.g —on Goddess. They kiss voluptuously and the lights gradually fade away. T = 56 min. All in all: GOOD.
[ Extra SS #2 – Aaaahh… ahhh… (The cause)]
First of all, the title is a lie, she doesn’t get sperm IN but ON her pussy and she doesn’t even get sperm on her ass. The girl’s attitude was pretty average and the movie would have been really boring without Angela. Another big problem is Verena’s unconditional reluctance over spunk. I don’t recall a girl who fears goo like she does. She is obviously not having a good time in that last scene. It’s sad but kind of her fault too. I mean, what kind of idea is that, signing up for a GERMAN GOO GIRL movie if you haven’t even tried swallowing sperm before. Fortunately, she is tremendously hot and it’s pleasant to see her no mater what. Other things I have against this movie are: way too much missionary position, the sex lacks diversification (ex: butt slapping,etc) and the cum quality was —once again— miserable. Adding to the bright side of it was the fact that our sweetheart Verena took it up the ass in scene 1 and also the presence of a new male performer who did a great job for the —little— time he was on screen. I seriously hope to see more of him because without BPPE in the new productions, the quality of sex has taken a serious drop! So, has a final note of recommendation: if you want to see a film with happy goo guzzling chicks, stay away from Sperma in Arsch, Fotze & Mund! This movie is lucky to get away with 76,9%.
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