Spend the Night With Cindy Review

Reviewed by vodka tonic  on  8/15/2005

Director : Jill Kelly
Photography : Jack Remy
Cast : Cindy Crawford, Tyra Banxxx, Sofia Sandobar, Brandi Lyons, Jenna Haze, Lee Stone, Van Damage, Tommy Gunn, Grant Michaels
Running Time : 69 mins

DVD Extras : Chapter selection, photo gallery, behind-the-scenes, trailers

Trailers : "Money Fuckers", "Anal Intentions", "Fistful of Musketeers"

Behind-The-Scenes : Somebody partied a little too hard the day before the shoot and everybody's napping. Director Kelly makes a quick appearance, Tyra is as irritating as ever, making faces & giggling & making more faces for no reason, Cindy's having fun with the crew. 6 mins.

Short Story : Cindy takes us on a tour of the JKP headquarters and introduces us to a series of vignettes shot in various parts of the studios.


SCENE BREAKDOWN :

1) CINDY CRAWFORD & GRANT MICHAELS



Slim Cindy in a borsalino tells us about the scene she's going to shoot with buff Grant in one of the JKP studio sets, then acts on it. Cindy's really horny, so she jumps on Grant's cock, with some excellent deep-throats along the way. The audio is slightly out of synch during the blow-job, or Cindy has the amazing ability to moan when she should be gagging and vice-versa. Nothing too disturbing. It isn't long before Grant sweeps her off the floor and fucks her standing up, an occasion female director Kelly seizes to zoom in on the gym bunny's bubble butt. They conveniently find a mattress against a wall, which they impatiently slam on the floor for a hot doggy and a short reverse cowgirl, before Grant finishes off in missionary, pumping vigorously for a good while then coming on her pubic hair. Cindy keeps her lovely, girly underwear throughout and both performers give excellent energy. A great opener.

2) TYRA BANXXX & VAN DAMAGE



Not much of a set-up here, as the extremely lithe (and young) Tyra & lover Van romp against a giant wallpaper made of all past & present JKP girls. Once again, there's good chemistry going on, and even though Tyra doesn't come off as the brightest bulb in the various BTS I've seen of her, she's certainly a good & involved performer, and that's all that should count. She really looks like she loves what he's doing to her in the succession of standing doggy, reverse cowgirl & standing mish (Van is on his feet as she lays on a sofa, her hips elevated to greet his gentle thrusts). He comes on her face, hitting her fake eyelashes in the process, but Tyra doesn't blink and keeps her mouth open as the goo dribbles down her chin. Good little soldier !

3) SOPHIA SANDOBAR, BRANDI LYONS & LEE STONE



No set-up at all here either, just braided, solid blonde Sophia & lithe (and quite splendid) Brandi sucking hulking Lee Stone in some minimal Art Deco set. Sophia is highlighted for the first part of the scene, performing most oral honours on Lee's crooked wonder, then getting her vagina vigorously pounded while standing up. Her reasonably-sized implants look very solid, barely moving as Lee slams into her from behind. Brandi stays distant, sometimes rubbing Sophia's oversized clit but really waiting for her turn. Which finally arrives as Lee delves into her in scissor missionary, her slim right leg resting on his massive shoulders. Basically, Brandi provides the eye candy & Sophia the energy. As for Lee, besides his usual stamina, he provides the goo which Sophia immediately grabs & exchanges with Brandi in a kiss. Very nice.

4) JENNA HAZE & TYRA BANXXX



A video-projection of Ashton Moore fills the background wall as lezzie poseur Jenna Haze takes care of new colleague Tyra. She spits on her snatch & delivers her usual dirty talking, which has been heard dozens of time before in similarly uninspired g/g scenes. Tyra, if a bit camera-conscious, at least looks like she believes in it to a degree. Some PTM metallic dildo action later, Jenna sits on Tyra's face, her dress disappearing in the process. She lays on her back for more dildo exploration, performed robotically by Tyra, then they kiss to fade not a second too soon.

5) CINDY CRAWFORD & TOMMY GUNN



Cindy intrudes in Jill's office, which is super tacky with bust sculpts on the wall, a neon lamp pin-up and framed pictures of dogs, sneaking in on her personal stuff when Tommy comes to collect his check. Since she can't find it, the blonde minx proposes an arrangement, which Tommy's pecker appears to instantly agree with. Cindy skin-tight latex pants don't allow for an ounce of fat, and she certainly doesn't have any. Tommy puts his belt around her neck, using it as a leach for the moderately droolsome blow-job, then she climbs on his dick in reverse cowgirl, bumping enthusiastically for a good while before bending over the desk for the doggy. They ride some more on a chair then he sprays her chest. Excellent chemistry.


SO ? : Another no-nonsense Kelly / Remy collaboration, "Spend the Night with Cindy", if not necessarily the Cindy Crawford marathon suggested by the title, is a simple & efficient series of 5 sexy vignettes, whose degree of heat remains fairly steady & satisfying throughout. Tyra & Cindy give a great show, and save for Jenna's drabfest, the movie is surprisingly strokable. Fans of thin hotties particularly will be in heaven, with Cindy, Tyra, Brandi & Jenna in a clinch for the slimmest. "Spend the Night with Cindy" is safe rental or purchase for couples & singles alike, and an offer anybody would be silly to refuse.