Space Invaderz (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by RonK

Starring: Aurora Snow, Judy Star, Justine Romee, Candy, and Jessica

Directed by: Jules Jordan

Reviewer’s totally irrelevant prologue: Phobic disorders are irrational fears of objects or situations that affect one’s ability to cope and deal with life. One of the most debilitating of phobias is Pokemyassaphobia, which is the irrational fear of getting poked in the ass. Pokemyassaphobia can be very debilitating and can have real consequences on careers, relationships, and everyday interactions.

Imagine a potential contract starlet, Miss Dawn Hexagonal Icecrystals, a drop-dead gorgeous cutie, getting interviewed by the CEO of Epsilon Alpha porno productions, Mr. Ripping Rectal Recker. Mr. Recker says, “You are a cute hot thing and we of Epsilon Alpha would like to offer you an exclusive contract with megabucks in the deal. Oh by the way, do you do anal?” Dawn replies, “I would love a contract with Epsilon Alpha as that would enhance my career,” and indignantly adds “No way Jose to anal!” Mr. Recker then says, “Oh! We will have to discuss your contract some other time. Don’t call us. We will call you.” You can immediately hear the sound of flowing water from the flushing toilet as the golden career opportunity goose gets dunked into the river of oblivion.

Imagine a potential suitor, Mr. Bridegroom ToBe proposing to Miss Cutie Hotie Pie, an 11 on the 10-point scale of gorgeousness. “Cutie, will you marry me and be the mother of my children? Please, please say yes, and by the way, do you like anal sex?” Cutie blushingly replies, “I don’t know what to say. I love you very much Bridegroom and yes I will be the mother of your children. Yes, I will marry you and be with you forever and ever and ever. Oh, I have never done anal sex and never will.” Mr. ToBe then says, “I think I hear my Uncle Sammy calling me. I have to go and fight this war in the middle of nowhere and will probably get killed or horribly maimed and castrated. I will call you when I get back assuming I live through this experience and have a pecker to work with after the war.” You can distinctly hear the shattering of the crystal heart into quadrillions of fragments as the crystal heart gets tossed into the dumpster of reject. As you can well imagine, suffering from the debilitating disorder of Pokemyassaphobia results in greatly reduced career opportunities and romantic interludes. How can a porno starlet get cured of this disease of Pokemyassaphobia? How can a starlet learn to overcome Pokemyassaphobia and actually become an actual certified Twodicksinmyassaphile?

We now cut to Rappin’ Ronnie Hedgehog and world famous porno extraordinaire, bobbing his head and jowls up and down while rapping to:

If your ass’s tight and your fear’s high Who ya gonna call? Space Invaderz

If there is somethin’ wrong and your ass won’t stretch Who ya gonna call? Space Invaderz

I ain’t ‘fraid of ass poke I ain’t ‘fraid of ass poke

If ya ass ain’t loose and two won’t go Who ya gonna call? Space Invaderz

A scary fear Needs a lifelong cure Who ya gonna call? Space Invaderz

I ain’t ‘fraid of ass poke

General overview of scenes: All scenes are 3 guys on one gal. Each scene has a tease introduction with some interview, toy playing, and beautiful shoots of the rear views. Various positions are tried and all gals get double penetrated. Aurora, Jessica, and Judy do double anal, and Aurora and Judy do double vaginal as well. Aurora, Jessica, and Judy are natural titted while Justine and Joy have fake boobs.

Scene 1: The DVD starts with Aurora, a former but now cured Pokemyassaphobe, filling out an application form for a job. Here comes JJ and he asks her questions about the job and her filling the form. In response to the position requested in the job application form, Aurora writes in “doggy anal.” Her special skills include double handed BJ and DP. We are obviously talking about a prima donna starlet here with many special skills. Aurora giggles throughout while talking to JJ. JJ offers Aurora the job, and they then drive off to the shoot location – someone’s house – and get the ball rolling with a brief discussion. Very quickly, Aurora shows her awesome deep throating talents; she has certainly honed her deep throat skills with the many pointed swords she has sheathed. Aurora giggles a lot with her coquettish laugh. During the preliminary play segment, the Space Invaderz insert different sized butt plugs up Aurora’s ass. However, the big bad black butt plug did not make it all the way to the hilt. Aurora still needs to work on her butt stretching exercises to compete with the Amazing Ty in the Hole Opening Games, as Ty can take two huge traffic cone all the way to the hilt – one in the ass and one in the puss – simultaneously. The sex progresses through the standard gonzo repertoire with oral, pussy, anal, double penetration, double pussy, double pussy + anal, and double anal with the closing facial and swallowing. The highlight is to see Aurora get triple penetrated with two dicks in the pussy and one in the ass. Aurora now needs to do the other trifectas, the double anal and pussy, or even better still, the triple pussy or triple anal. Aurora also displays some awesome gapes in her scene.

Scene 2: This scene starts off with a bang with Jessica sexily walking up a flight of stairs and demonstrating her beautiful butt. What an ass to die for? Jessica’s legs are also of the double wow order of leggeliciousness. Jessica is a Euro talent who is game for double anal. The scene progresses to the toys up Jessica’s butt segment and the space invasion then begins. Jessica is quickly confronted with 3 dicks and she works with them superbly. Jessica gets dped and daped in her scene. She is one hot chick with her husky Euro accent and fantastic bod. I would rate this as the third hottest scene, behind Aurora’s and Judy’s scenes.

Scene 3: Justine stars in the third scene and this scene is somewhat lacking to me. Maybe I do not like the sex appeal emanating from Justine. This is a regular scene with various vaginal, oral, anal, and double penetration action.

Scene 4: Judy Starr stars in this scene and Judy is well made up in this scene. I have never seen Judy look so good – she is almost too good to eat, but eaten out she gets. JJ interviews Judy and her replies with her cute French Canadian accent just strums my strings. I can still feel the twang from Judy’s voice down the strings of my soul. Judy’s butt length hair is also so lovely. I kept thinking that if Judy ever runs of toilet paper, her hair will make a wonderful substitute. The guys work Judy off with oral, anal, dp, dpp, dap, and the facial. Judy really likes the sex and it shows. Her sexual demands in her cute French Canadian accent is just so lovely. Judy looks oh so cute with cum dripping down her face. I would also have loved to see a hair shot where the guys come over her gorgeous face and hair simultaneously. Judy also tries to gape her buttski and while her buttski has clearly seen considerable action, Judy cannot compete in the gape department with Aurora. I would rate this scene slightly behind Aurora’s scene, but this is one damn good scene. The camerawork really played to Judy’s strengths and looks. With a dpp+a or dap+p, this scene would have equaled Aurora’s scene.

Scene 5: This scene starts with JJ talking to Joy and then getting into a car ride to the shootout location. Joy is a blond with fake tits and several tattoos. During the cowgirl action and when the camera is from the rear, I kept starring at the fat giggling from Joy’s butt. This is sort of a love-hate feeling. It looks weird and novel but is also somewhat of a turnoff. Joy’s butt is definitely a bit on the not-lean side. Joy also gets taken to task by the Space Invaderz in the usual oral, vag, anal, and double penetration action.

Comments: Throughout the release, we have various renditions of the contorted Space Invaderz creature – a 19-limbed (in case you are wondering, 16 + 3 = 19), 3-useful-orifices thingawonder. I especially liked the scene with Aurora most closely followed by the scene with Judy. Jessica’s scene is also very good. I was not all that enthused by Justine and Joy’s scene as these women just did not do much for me. Somehow I am not particularly partial to the looks and body of Justine and Joy. Maybe it is the fake boobs or the looks or sex appeal, but somehow, I got bored during Justine and Joy’s scenes. It may also have something to do with the letter J, but then again, Judy also begins with J. This preference is not because I am a big double anal fan and there were no double anals for these babes. Justine’s previous double anal scenes also did not do much for me. Overall, Space Invaderz is an excellent release with outstanding camerawork and coherent yet engaging editing. The editing is one of the best I have seen recently. Just the Aurora and Judy scenes more than paid for the cost of the DVD. Jessica’s scene is a bonus and with DVD, I can easily ignore Justine and Joy’s scenes. The introductory segments had just the right tease factor. To make this release perfect, I would prefer to have a mix of double anal in both reverse cowgirl and cowgirl positions. Also, having some other talents (like Shyla, Paris, Gauge, or Bella) instead of Justine and Joy would have made it perfect for me. Overall, this is an excellent release, but there are a few areas that can be improved upon. Keep it up Jules.

Menus and Extras: This DVD, like all Evil Angel’s DVD’s, has extra sex footage, photo gallery, special fetish menu, and all the goodies possible with DVD.

Epilogue: After seeing this DVD, it is clear that Aurora’s previous phobia about anal sex has been completely cured. Once sure can admire a gal who goes from a Pokemyassaphobia to a Twodicksinmyassaphile. Aurora is on her way to being the double anal champion; she only has 12 more or so double anals to do to tie with Mila’s record. Come on Aurora, we are cheering behind you every step of the way. That is certainly progress from the Space Invaderz treatment. Judy is also in the race for double anal champ and I would enjoy watching this horse race.

Since our heroine saw the Space Invaderz, she has completed treatment and has mastered the difficult skill of double anal occupancy. Dawn Hexagonal Icecrystals should definitely get her well-deserved contract with megabucks. Only one caveat remains in the deal. Whatever contract our heroine accepts should not preclude her from exercising her new found double anal talents.