Southern California Surfers Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/8/2003

Body Shoppe films are the ultimate in voyeurism. We jack off watching guys jack off watching porn. This group consists—as the title states—of surfer dudes. They are listed as “professional” surfers, an obvious euphemism for surfer “bums”. When the handsomest of these dudes—Shane—is asked, “Are you a professional surfer”, he replies, “Well, yes, but I don’t get paid.”

Shane is the first of these dudes to appear on camera. We meet him on the beach and watch him get into his surfer gear. He is slender with cobalt blue eyes and a nice cut dick. When the action moves to the bedroom and the jacking off, this delightful appendage grows to an impressive size. (I would be happy to pay Shane. But not for surfing.)

Next we have a twosome with Jim and Alex. There is a table in the room littered with take-out bags and containers—the surfer’s diet. One of the guys has light-brown hair and is not very well toned (he does have a big dick); the other is shorter with dark hair and a nice average dick that lists to starboard. He is cute. They get in a tub together while looking at a girlie mag and then it’s onto the bed for chicken choking. My favorite is the first to cum. It’s a magnificent load. (I’d hire him, too.) The other also shoots a nice load.

Rick is the next up. (Another “professional’ surfer.) He has a number of tattoos, including the Marine emblem, on a well-fleshed body and has no public hair. He has a bit of an erection problem so it’s off to the shower where he let’s us enjoy the sight of his bod; then it’s back to the bed to spank the hairless monkey until it spits a minuscule load. (When I was seventeen, I once jacked off seven times in succession [see Guinness Book of Records]. His spending was like my number seven.)

The next group is Skylar and Jose. Skylar has a great body with a sexy patterning of chest hair. (He could be Logan Reed’s younger brother.) He also has puppy dog eyes and a kissable mouth. Jose is a slender Latino that—as we shall soon see—has an enormous cock. As they drop their underwear and begin stroking their cocks the hand of the Dirty Old Man who operates the camera reaches forward to touch Skylar’s dick. (I wish he wouldn't do this, yet he does it in every film! It’s an ugly hand with a wedding band! It also makes me very queasy.) Skylar grabs his wrist and forcibly removes said hand. (Good for you, Skylar!) Jose is more accommodating to the D.O.M. The hand reaches forward to stroke Skylar’s ass and once gain he removes it. Jose lets him do as he will. Soon a cute Asian lad that I shall call “Mark” joins the boys. They sit side by side and jack off. Mark reaches over to stroke Jose and eventually goes down on him. I am surprised to see Skylar stroking Jose’s abdomen and thighs. I am even more surprised when Skylar leans over and begins sucking Jose’s cock! Further surprised that he is so good at it, flicking it with his tongue and swallowing a fair amount!!! Either this beauty has uncanny natural ability or he’s sucked dick before. He and Mark begin vying for the big dick, each taking a side or taking turns sucking. They also join in a deep, tongue-swirling kiss. Mark sucks now on Skylar leaving Skylar to have free rein on Jose’s dick. Jose shoots an incredible load. Skylar then turns to sucking Mark until he climaxes. Skylar brings himself off. Whew! What a scene! If some company doesn’t pick Skylar up and cast him in a films, they are missing a great performer.

The final scene consists of two “fuck buddies” as they are called. (Doesn’t this mean they have sex together? Well they don’t!) They are Kaz and Mikey. Kaz is a skinny young dark haired lad with a big uncut dick. The D.O.M. cops a feel and Kaz lets him. Mikey has curly blond hair and a nice red pubic bush. They kid around but there is no touching of one another (much less sucking and fucking) and it is just a simple jack off that is very anti-climactic after the threesome we have just witnessed.

The DVD is one of the better offerings from this studio that I have seen. (Skylar got me off!)

The sound is atrocious. The cameraman is totally unintelligible at the beginning due to pitiful enunciation or because he has the microphone down his throat or up his ass. Unfortunately I can hear him later on. When I watch these films I wonder about something:

QUESTION: Are these dudes really so dumb they think they are being photographed for a surfing magazine?
ANSWER: Yes.