Sophia Royale Review

Okay, let's face it. Sophia Rossi is Hot. So hot I just accidentally typed a capital 'h' and won't correct it. Not the dainty and pretty type. She's that slutty hot, that sexy hot that porn shoppers keep looking for. I found out about her on the age verification page of some site when I was DVD shopping. A page like we see here on ADT, when you click something and it takes you to a page with a 'yes, I'm 18' button, and a pic on either side. She's one of those girls where that one still solo photo screamed 'SEX' more than some other girls can while having sex in a video clip. I haven't seen much from her, but I've never found anal, etc. As such, I wasn't expecting anything too rough, but I was looking for plenty of sultry women having sex.

This movie is probably an 'avoid' for people turned off by fake breasts. Make that definitely an 'avoid' for people turned off by them. But even 'take em or leave em' people should be okay with it, methinks.

I loved how short the intros were. No need to waste our time with 15 minutes worth of useless talk before I see my first bit of nudity or sex.

I thought this movie was above average. How much I'm not sure, but above average. The poor cumshots in a few scenes kinda hurt the movie, but I enjoyed it. There was nothing extraordinary as far as the sex went, but the girls were all good looking to the point of mesmerizing. There are other movies I'd check out first, depending on the price for this one, so shop around. Also, I haven't seen much if anything from some of these girls, so the movie has that going for it. 3/5, all things considered.

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Sophia Rossi

Sophia's scene starts off in a casino. She's at least pretending to play at one of the tables before her and the porn guy start making out. Once her breasts are out, not even the cheesy music matters. They're fake, for sure, but they're gorgeous and I love them. Plus, she has the curves to support such a big chest, so they don't look so out of place. Her ass shows as the dress is lowered. Equally sexy. He (I think it's Erik Everhard, but I always have trouble with the names of the male talent) starts to work her, licking her ass, fingering and licking her pussy, etc. Next she gets on her knees and gives a blowjob and some parts with a titjob as he leans down and kisses her. When the sex starts, we have RCG, spooning, cowgirl with his fingers (more than one) up her ass, and a cumshot on her stomach. Her breasts and body remind me of Kira Kener, and that's a good thing. Anyway, this was a sexy scene, 3.5/5, as long as you don't need anal sex in your scenes.

Diana Prince

This scene starts with some sexy talk about a barbershop, followed by her as the barber, sucking her client's cock. He's dressed in the typical dark 'porn guy' clothing. She's in a sexy bit of pink lingerie. She sucks him from her knees, then takes standing doggystyle, long black hair flowing and one foot up on the chair. It's a lengthy bit of time in this position, and she looks mighty good taking it. After a little more cocksucking, she gives him an anal RCG ride, anal spooning, and a cumshot on her face that sorta missed due to bad timing, but she still got some on her tongue and chin, and with cum all over her face did sexy cleanup too. 2.5/5

Nadia Styles

There's a bit of fetish to this scene. The opening forplay has a lot of licking, including some fake blood, before getting on her knees for a blowjob. At one point she took him deep in her mouth and used her tongue to stroke his balls. Hot. RCG is the first penetration, followed by spooning on a bed in which she takes a pretty good pounding, then anal spooning. I always enjoy anal spooning. Anal RCG, then a fairly lames cumshot ended the scene. It was aimed at her face but mostly missed. This scene had good lighting, but the camera angles weren't always the best. It seemed almost like they wanted a voyeuristic feel, but didn't quite commit to it. It was about average, maybe a little more. 2.5/5

Moni Michaels with Sophia Rossi

They introduce a scene as an interview with a smoking hot chick. She does a blatant plug for club jenna, and the interview keeps getting interrupted with things that must have seemed funny to someone...Sophia eventually starts hitting on the blonde who's interviewing her, who's smoking hot by the way. Moni Michaels, according to the credits, and she's a stunner. Slilmmer than sophia, but they look great together. Girl/Girl scenes don't do much for me on their own, but at least these women are gorgeous. They use everything, fingers, tongues, toys, at one point licking the dildo together after pulling it from inside Sohpia to end the scene. Average, I guess? Again, it might as well have been an interlude for me.

Sativa Rose

First, a note. The back cover shows her having anal sex. I don't know if it got cut, but I didn't see that part of the scene.

Sativa is talking about how psycho women suck and fuck the best. As hot as she looks, I believe she means it. She sneaks into some doctor's exam room for some pills before she's found by the security guard. He's carrying a comically big set light and using it for a flashlight on his rounds. She gets on her knees and sucks him as he takes off his uniform. She's wearing bright red lingerie, a red necklace and bright red heels. She looks great in her outfit. I was turned on by the deepthroating blowjob, and the scene went from there to doggiestyle with one leg on the exam table, missionary, a really brief RCG that leads to spooning. This time most of the cum lands on her tongue and face, and I gotta admit, I liked seeing that while she cleans him off. The camera pans down to her thighs to show more on her body, something the other scenes didn't do much of, and it made it seem intentional here. This scene worked for me. somewhere between a 3 and 3.5/5

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Bonus Features

Behind the Scenes - I like most BTS, including this one, but it wasn't a must watch.

Photo Gallery

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Previews for: Chanel No. 2, Brea's Mirror Image, Sophia's Private Lies Part 1, Pinup Pervresions: Lela Star, Roxy Jezel: Shagaholic, Lela Undone, I dream of Jenna 2, Rossi's Revenge, Sophia Revealed, Janine Loves Jenna (softcore trailer version), Sophia Syndrome.

At one point, the previews lost sound for a bit. It was previews so I didn't care, but I thought it was worth mentioning. Maybe it was just my disc though.