Sold (Wicked) Review
Wicked
Studio: Wicked
Category: Couples
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, jessica drake, Rita Faltoyano, Sharon Wild, Talon, Mario Rossi, Jenaveve Jolie, Keri Sable, Austin Kincaid
Released on: 9/5/2005
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Scene 1 - Jessica Drake & Tommy Gun The movie starts at a very posh auction. Jessica Drake plays the host, and the auctioneer is played by an un-credited dufus, who unfortunately doesn't mean to be. Ah well. We laugh at porn--it's what we do. Jessica, as it happens, is also the first item up for bids. She is eventually sold to some Japanese guy for some ungodly amount of money. The guy who buys her is evidently into rope play, but Jessica is quick to point out that he's a "purest"--meaning that he never mixes bondage with sex because it "soils the experience". What a bunch of hooey. He just never mixes bondage with sex because he knows there's a good chance someone will try to prosecute the people filming it on an obscenity charge. ::sigh:: ANYway, Jessica does look damn nice when her wrists are bound and she's actually suspended from her arms. A weird guy then waves a sword around her body. You know--I get the bondage. Even without the sex, I get it... but I REALLY don't get the sword. Maybe that's just me. It isn't long before the scene shifts and Jessica is freed while Tommy is happily receiving a blowjob from her. At that point the scene settles into mind-numbingly average fair. Jessica looks great, as usual--don't get me wrong--but the sex is the same ol' same ol'. The scene ends with a weak facial, and Jessica assures us that her Japanese friend found the whole experience worth every penny he paid for it. That was worth $18,000? I beg to differ...
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Scene 2 - Austin Kincaid, Jeneveve Jolie & Randy Spears Randy pays some absurd price for a roll in the hay with these two sexy but rather stern-faced girls. I've never found Austin Kincaid to be my cup of tea--large, unnatural breasts, and for some reason her face just doesn't do it for me. I do find Jeneveve much more appealing, but not $18,000 worth of appealing. This scene really just boils down to Randy sticking it to each girl in turns. There's no girl on girl action to speak of in this scene. While one is getting fucked, the other isn't doing much more than waiting her turn. My wife was even bored stiff watching this scene, and aside from liking the girls' fabulous looking sunglasses, garters and pony tails, I really didnd't find much to shout about either. By the end, the girls share Randy's load on their faces, but aside from them looking good, there wasn't much exciting about this scene at all.
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Scene 3 - Rita Faltoyano & Talon This time it's Talon who is up for auction, although he doesn't quite fetch the price that Jessica did--nowhere near it actually--but why a girl like Rita Faltoyano would pay ... well ANYthing ... to fuck a guy like Talon, I couldn't tell ya. He's got that rough skinned, hard edges, non-muscular, rugged "good looks" thing going for him I guess. Who am I to judge? Anyway, I found this to be a frustrating scene. Rita looks really nice, as always. Her hair is especially well made up here, but it takes for freakin' ever for us to be able to see enough of her body to be satisfying. The old-school turn of the century garb-lovers might eat this scene up, but the huge awkward dress that Rita is wearing just gets in the way for me. Once she's down to her corsett and stockings things get a little better, but not a whole lot. The facial is terribly weak, which is kind of normal for a Wicked movie, and well... that was that.
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Scene 4 - Jessica Drake, Tommy Gun, Brad Armstrong & Chris Cannon Jessica turns from biddee to bidder as she buys some sort of blow-bangy fantasy. She falls into the "tell rather than show" trap as the most interesting part of the scene is glossed over with nothing more than a short description. Apparenlty, she had a phone sex fantasy, where she was on the phone masturbating while guys talked to her and told her what they wanted to do to her. Now... do they SHOW any of this? No, no no. Of course not. That would be potentially COOL. Instead, they montage over all that in a matter of seconds, and only when the guys show up to get their blowjobs do things slow down enough for us to see what's happening. THAT'S the part they show, and what with Jessica just bobbing her head back and forth on various cocks that are sticking into her face, and then the guys coming on the surface of a clear plastic umbrella that Jessica has sequestered herself under--I just don't see WHAT the point of this scene was. How much did she pay for this "fantasy" again?
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Scene 5 - Carmen & Mario Rossi Carmen is a dangerous brunette nurse in an ultra tight uniform, and apparently Mario has a "medical fetish"--whatever that means. I find Carmen pretty sexy and she energetically performs for Mario by penetrating her body with various medical and decidedly non-medical tools. It's actually a pretty cool little sequence as she plays with all three of her holes. She spreads herself open, and even uses some scary sharp rolly-things (aren't those for sewing?) that look like they might hurt if she's not careful. After that she teases him with her body through a glass wall as he licks at her while she presses her body against the glass on the other side. Finally Mario finds a hole in the glass that he can (safely) stick his cock through and Carmen gives him a blowjob as a reward. Eventually the glass leaves the picture entirely, and they start the fucking proper. Doggy style, anal reverse cowgirl, and anal pile-driver. It's all good, and this is the kind of scene I can really get behind. He pops a substnatial load all over her ass cheeks after the pile-driver, and this is easily the best scene in the movie so far--at least for my tastes.
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Scene 6 - Sharon Wild This is a quick "masturbation" scene with pretty blonde Sharon Wild. I hesitate to really call it masturbation, though, as really it's more of a show than anything else. She acts as the target of a golf obsessed John who puts gulf balls at her exposed pussy and ass. Eventually she takes one of the balls and stuffs it in her pussy, then she starts using a string of anal beads that look like golf balls instead, and puts one of the "golf beads" in her gorgeous ass. Later she fucks her ass with the handle of his putter, and so ends the show. Sharon is really very pretty, but aside from that, this short scene didn't do much for me at all.
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Scene 6 - Jessica Drake, Keri Sable & Brad Armstrong I'm not quite sure I'm 100% down with the pony-girl fantasy, but in any case, that's what this is. Keri Sable and Jessica Drake are quite the pair of gorgeous girls, I must say, and they are dressed the part--complete with fancy bits in their mouths and "bridles" over there heads. Of course, the bits and bridles are removed in fairly short order, but they stay on long enough for some blowjob and pussy fingering action to take place. After that, it slowly transitions into somewhat regular porn, albeit with two absoutely gorgeous blondes. It's not a rock your world, chill-inducing extravaganza or anything, but I'm tellin' ya, you could do a lot worse than a Keri and Jessica sandwich--especially when Keri looks so fucking good taking it up the ass. Brad's FIRST load is shared equally between Keri's gorgeous posterior and Jessica's tongue, then it's Jessica's turn for some anal attention as she takes Brad's cock in a sort of half-pile driver position while Keri fingers and licks Jessica's pussy. It's all just beautiful looking stuff, and Brad's SECOND load is deposited on Jessica's pussy and ass. Keri licks it up like a good pony-girl. Mmm, mmm. A little subdued and mechanical perhaps, but still--this is blonde anal heaven when it comes to flat out looking good.
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EXTRAS: All Access: The Making of Sold: 30
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OVERALL: As for the rest of it... Eh. I'd say those two scenes I mentioned are enough to give this one a look, though--particularly if you like good production values, like seeing sex on actual film, and enjoy watching gorgeously presented girls take it up the ass. If that's a little too risque for you, the other scenes might just be more your cup of tea. In that sense, perhaps there's a little something here for everyone, but I'll tell you this much. No fuckin' way would I ever pay $17,000 for some pussy for a night. I don't care if it is Jessica Drake. If I were you, I'd limit your expenditure on the whole movie to about the price of a rental. |
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