So You Want To Be A Porn Star? (Swank) Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  9/3/2011

So You Wanna Be a Porn Star from Swank Digital is one release not to bother with. Why? It’s like this, they feature hot girls but they are constantly splicing various scenes together of the same girl into one scene. We start out with one girl and they’re fucking in one position, then we kind of move in tight for a close up which is all fine and dandy, but when we pull back, the action is from a completely different scene and there are different auxiliary performers in the scene. So, any scene could include snippets from 3-4 releases. Kind of like that Chris Rock special on Comedy Central a few years ago, the routine jumps back and forth between New York, London, and South Africa. It becomes annoying real quick. There are better Swank Digital releases out there, this one is just annoying.

Pluses: Hot girls.

Minuses: The editing mentioned above.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): The issues mentioned above kill the heat.

Is it worth it? Not at all.