So You Think You Can Squirt? (Elegant Angel) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/9/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 108 min.

Production Date: 12 / 2 / 2006

Director: William H.

Cast: Amber Rayne, Cassie Young, Kylie Wilde, Lexi Love, McKenzee Miles, and Mark Ashley

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: William H. has made some kick ass squirting movies. I can't help but look forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: There's plenty of squirting and nicely captured sex, but the positions just seem a little too formulaic and rigid in their structure.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of female ejaculation

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants scenes that feel unique from each other in the movie

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't note the level dropping out as it frequently has on one of my players. The video is presented in the full frame format, and also looks pretty good. There are a few shadows, but they're all very minor. There's also a touch of grain, but once again it's extremely mild. This is a very nice looking and sounding movie.

Music: There's music at the start of each tease segment. It completely dominates the audio but doesn't hold the movie back by being limited to the tease portion of each scene.

Menus: The main menu works together a bit of animation, a clip of the movie, and a still. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a clip of each scene and the name of the girl in the scene.

The Feature

So You Think You Can Squirt? goes with a formula similar to the Big Wet Asses series. Each scene starts out with the girl giving a little tease that's set to music. It moves on with an emphasis on a specific act. In this case, that act is squirting.

Scene 1 – Lexi Love and Mark Ashley

Lexi starts things out dancing around in a cute little black bikini with cherries on it and strappy red shoes before settling back into a chair to play with herself. Mark appears next to her with a hard cock that she goes right to sucking while continuing to play with herself. She gets a couple small squirts out of her pussy herself with Mark helping her to get to a few more before dropping down to eat it. He gets up to start fucking Lexi missionary style so she can squirt a few more times before letting her down to take his cock into her throat again. Lexi gets up on the couch for Mark to fuck her doggie style to another squirt before she rides him reverse cowgirl style while continuing to squirt. They mix in a little sixty-nining and a goatee ride for Lexi before she rides Mark sidesaddle and lets Mark spoon her. Finally they return to doggie for a quick little fuck before Mark gives Lexi his squirt all over her ass so she can pull some up for a taste.

This is a hot scene. Lexi looks great, and there's very nice chemistry between her and Mark. She does a very nice job with the squirting, and has a touch of intensity that helps the scene out. I also liked how she took the pop on her very nice ass rather than going with the generic facial to finish things up. This is a very nice scene to start the movie with.

Scene 2 – Cassie Young and Mark Ashley

Blonde Cassie starts her scene out in a little black and pink outfit that quickly gets pulled up to show off her very nice tits. The action cuts to her playing with her pussy while sucking Mark's cock. Mark lends her a couple fingers before licking her pussy and coming up to fuck it missionary style. He gets Cassie to squirt a few times before fucking her doggie style, and lets her suck his cock a bit before she rides him reverse cowgirl and squirts a bit more. They also get in some spooning and a bit more missionary work before Mark pops on her stomach and face.

This is another hot squirting scene. To start with, Cassie looks fantastic and does a great job squirting once she gets started. I also love her reaction to the popshot and how she just slightly played to the camera. This is another very nicely done squirting scene.

Scene 3 – Kylie Wylde and Mark Ashley

Straw haired Kylie starts her scene off in black mesh panties with a pink mesh top and wide pink fishnets. She does her little tease before Mark moves in with a hard cock for her to suck while she holds a cordless magic wand style vibe on her pussy. Mark moves down to tongue her pussy in reciprocation before getting back up to fuck her missionary style with Kylie letting loose some nicely wet blasts of girly goo. She keeps cumming as Mark fucks her doggie style and lifts a leg up to fuck her in the bow and arrow. They move on with both cowgirls and Kylie continuing to squirt before they spoon and Mark spews his seed on her face.

This is another hot scene. Kylie looks great, and the little pink and black outfit really plays well to her look. She and Mark have nice chemistry, and as usual, she squirts quite nicely. That said, this scene also got a little old for me. This was the third scene in a row to go from blowjob to eating to missionary to doggie, and it started to make the movie feel like it was in a bit of a rut. Thankfully the cowgirl ride brought a little variety in, but it still felt a little too similar to the other scenes. This isn't a bad scene, it just seems too much like the others.

Scene 4 – Amber Rayne and Mark Ashley

Thin brunette Amber does a little dance in a black net outfit before letting Mark slap her tits as they stand facing each other. He drops down to tongue her twat, finger her holes, and fuck her pussy missionary style, and is rewarded with a few squirts that sometimes look a bit yellowish. She sucks his cock before letting him fuck her doggie style, and after taunting him with her ass Mark slides both thumbs into it and starts spreading her open. He moves on to fuck her ass from behind before letting her ride him cowgirl style while she crams four fingers into her ass and squirts. They also get in some reverse cowgirl action for each of Amber's holes with her squirting and sucking his cock clean of her ass juice. They finish things up with a bit of missionary work before Mark unloads over Amber's face for her to clean up and swallow down.

This is a pretty hot scene. I really like how the opening was mixed up a bit, and Amber was very nicely vocal and energetic. That said, there was a slight hint of desperation about her that held the scene back from her even though it is the only anal scene in the movie. This isn't a bad scene, but it does lag behind the others.

Scene 5 – McKenzee Miles and Mark Ashley

Cute sandy blonde McKenzee starts the final scene out in a black mesh top and panties with stockings playing with herself before Mark arrives to start eating her holes from behind. He gets her to squirt before sliding his cock into her from behind for a few strokes. He pulls out so McKenzee can suck it instead of fucking it, and gives her a little oral attention before fucking her as she sits back in a chair. McKenzee lets go with several squirts as Mark works her over, and after a bit they move to a couch for some doggie fucking and for McKenzee to ride Mark in both cowgirls. He lays her back to eat her holes before fucking her missionary style on the couch and lets her roll to the side and squirt before having her get up so he can cum on her face.

This just might be my favorite scene in the movie. McKenzee looks great and turns out some nice squirts. She gets into the fucking very nicely and has great chemistry with Mark, while the action seems a little mixed up and not quite as same as many of the other scenes. This was a great scene to end the movie with.

So You Think You Can Squirt? is a pretty good female ejaculation movie. The girls all squirt very nice, and Mark seems to know just what it takes to make them gush their girly juices all over. The action is also very nicely captured, with William H. once again working his magic beautifully behind the camera so every squirt seemed to be captured. My problem with the movie is the layout. The first three scenes were so similar that it was almost like the performers were going down a checklist. Thankfully it started to get mixed up after that, but with three in a row so similar the scenes started to run together for me. Thankfully it picked up as it went on, but I couldn't help but think that the movie would have been better with the last two scenes stuck in the middle of the movie to break up the repetitive feel. Mark Ashley does a great job in the scenes, but having only one guy in the movie also held the scenes back a little and contributed to the feeling of sameness in the scenes. I think McKenzee and Cassie might have had my favorite scenes in the movie, but there really isn't a bad scene here. They're too similar for my tastes, but far from poorly captured or feeling like the performers aren't into each other. So You Think You Can Squirt? is a hot and well done squirting movie, but the action is just a little too similar from scene to scene to let it get to the same level as some of William H.'s other movies.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Squirt in My Gape, Big Wet Asses 9, Supersquirt 4, Swallow My Squirt 4, Flower's Squirt Shower 4, and Jada Fire Is Squirtwoman. The photo gallery lasts fourteen and a half minutes with about seven seconds per good looking snapshot. There's also minutes of cumshot recaps, a behind the scenes featurette, a bonus scene, and commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about six and a half minutes. William starts out chatting with Kylie about her vibrator and its name before watching her work herself over and having a few more words with her. He talks with her a bit more after her scene, as well as getting a quick moment with Lexi and few words with Amber and Mark after the pop. It returns to Lexi for a quick talk on fluids before a couple outtakes with Mark and Cassie and a little fun with Cassie where she shows she's a true blonde. This is a short behind the scenes featurette, but it's still a lot of fun and has plenty of personality.

Bonus Scene – Annie Cruz, Sasha Grey, and Anthony Rosano

The bonus scene comes from Swallow My Squirt 4. Brunette Sasha starts out the next scene in red panties with a black short shirt, shoes, and fishnets as Annie moves across the couch in black boots and a black bikini to play with her pussy. Sasha lightly rubs her pussy while watching Annie, and then dives right in to get a good face full of fuck fluids when Annie starts squirting. She stays there to get as much as possible, and even swaps it back to Annie to gargle and swallow down. Anthony joins them as Annie starts to strip Sasha down, and Sasha encourages Annie to attack the cock orally before joining in to help herself. They get down and have Anthony fuck Sasha's throat before Annie lies back so he can fuck her missionary style to a few very nice squirts that Sasha gets down to try to collect in her hands so they can drink it. They suck Anthony's cock and kiss a bit more before Annie has Sasha get below her so she can finger herself to a squirt in Sasha's mouth. Annie continues to finger herself until she squirts watching Sasha take a reverse cowgirl anal ride before squirting all over Sasha's face as Sasha comes over with Anthony fucking her ass from behind. Annie gets in a reverse cowgirl anal ride of her own as Sasha stays right down to collect Annie's squirt in her mouth and spit it back on them. Finally, Sasha gets down and takes a squirt on her face from each of them before taking a few more facials from Annie and sharing a three way kiss.

This scene is smoking hot. Annie and Sasha both look fantastic, and all three of them look to get into Annie's squirting really well. There's a nice mix of anal and vag action, and great chemistry between the girls. There's also a touch of intensity with plenty of shouting between the girls, but it works very well for the scene and seems very natural for the most part. Finally, I really like how the scene doesn't end with Anthony's pop and keeps going until the girls feel satisfied. This is a very hot scene.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, squirting, anal, ass to mouth, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Elegant Angel’s DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with most stores offering them for under $20. Rent this one first or aim low. The action's far from bad, especially if you're a squirting fan, but the action does seem very limited. The technical aspects show some nice care, and there's some good care put into the extras as well. This is a pretty good movie on a very nicely done DVD.

Note to Elegant Angel: Sometimes a little variety can go a long way.

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