Snort That Cum Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  11/1/2009

This is going to be a real quick review. Snort that Cum is a complete waste of time and is totally unwatchable. How you might ask?

1. The camera is constantly jerking around and there is some of that fishbowl style of camera work that is evident in the GGG productions.

2. After the popshots are laid down on a surface, whether it is a girl’s ass or a flat surface, a big production is made out of rolling up a dollar bill to snort the population pudding.

3. After the whole dollar bill rolling procedure, we learn that it’s completely ineffective for snorting cum. Jeez, you think? A sticky liquid doesn’t go up a rolled up piece of paper. Aaah director, it’s known as a straw.

4. We never actually see the cum being snorted for the most part.

5. No extras what so ever.

6. Lastly and most important. In the bottom right corner of the screen, the words “Snortthatcum.com” in big bright letters for the entire runtime. It’s very obtrusive and completely in the way, and in addition, half of the cum snorting takes place behind the letters, kind of like watching the final scenes of a TV program as the credits are running.

Bottom line, do not bother with this. If you want cum snorting Annette Schwarz does it somewhere and most likely does it nastier and better for sure.