Smothered N' Covered Review

Reviewed by Laredo Tornado  on  10/31/2007

This flick intrigued me just based off of it's name alone. It just kind of sounds hot. Like something I'd enjoy watching. Well, to put it quite simply, it wasn't. It seems like Redlight these days has a couple tiers when it comes to the titles they release. They have their top tier, which feature good looking girls and sex. Then they have their second tier of porn releases, and then there's their 3rd tier. This is one of their third tier titles. And you can tell from the opening scene.

The girls in this movie aren't particularly good looking. I don't know about anyone else, but when I watch porn I want to see gorgeous girls. The girls in this movie all look a little like that slightly chunky Walgreens cashier who rings out my cigarettes every week. I don't want to see her in my porn movies. Sure, maybe I would date her, but she isn't the type of girl I'd have fantasies about. And if I'm gonna take the time to go whack off to something, it's not gonna be her. But this movie is full of her. Which was a turn off to me.

Now, ok, not the greatest looking women. Fine. Is the sex any good? No. Ok. What's wrong with the sex? It's boring. Maybe these girls are enjoying it, but they certainly don't show it. They have about the same expression on their face as I do when I'm at my job. And I work in an office! The most stimulating thing I do all day is plug a device into my USB slot. They have sex!

So average looking models, plus below average sex, makes me recommend you stay away from this flick