Slut Puppies (Evil Angel) Review

Director: Jules Jordan

I had been sitting on this review of Jules Jordan’s Slut Puppies for 5 months since its release. I knew it would have been tough to knock this title off its perch atop my list but as 2005 comes to a close, Slut Puppies was the best porno released in 2005 that I had seen. Read on for my reasons…

Based on the movie title and the female cast, I first went into this porno thinking that this was Jules Jordan’s take on the barely legal genre. But that didn’t matter much because whatever the genre may be, any Jules Jordan directed flick is worth a gander, especially with a hot cast such as this. Plus, you know that Jules will capture the opening tease and sex action expertly. And being that Evil Angel is a consumer friendly studio, this is a 2-disc release with each disc containing 3 lengthy scenes.

Disc 1 (run time of 1:54):
Scene 1 – Hillary Scott (pre-boob job) & Leah Luv with Jerry:
Leah, playing the role of Hillary’s anal bitch, certainly looks the part of barely legal with the braces in her mouth but grows up in front of our eyes as she partakes in her first on-screen anal. This scene clocks in at 56 minutes and it is filled with plenty of anal action for both Hillary and Leah, who have fantastic chemistry between the two of them. When done right, a b/g/g scene could be special and this scene fit the bill. The scene worked even better with a passive Jerry who provided the stiff cock as the girls were free to drive the action and take control. 4½ out of 5.

Scene 2 – McKenzie Lee with Jules Jordan & Mark Wood:
McKenzie is one of the hottest British imports to grace U.S. soil in a very long time. Her black skin-tight body suit accentuated her awesome body to the nth degree and we were lucky to find that her performance matched her great looks. Jules gets a good go at her ass in doggie and he gets in there deep. The deep anal continues in cowgirl DP, which was the highlight of this scene. The scene ends with DP in RCG and the guys basting her pretty face with cum. 5 out of 5.

Scene 3 – Holly Wellin with Mandingo:
Holly is a hot blonde from England and thank god we’re on friendly nation status with Great Britain. Mandingo and his totem pole give Holly’s mouth and pussy a good workout in this scene. Holly is a trooper as she takes as much of his length as she can in her tight pussy, which is making Mandingo trying to hold back from exploding early. The camera work during the mish and CG vag was expertly done as we get nice views of his huge member sliding in and out of her pussy. Mandingo shoots 2 loads in this scene though the spontaneity was lost with the scene edits. By the way, Holly swallows both loads. 4½ out of 5.

Disc 2 (run time of 1:28):
Scene 4 – Julea London with Jules Jordan:
We get introduced to the cute Julea who is barely clothed and lying on a lounge chair with her hands bound above her head and a ball gag in her mouth. Formal introductions aside, Jules enters and treats his cock to her willing mouth while lightly spanking her body with a small leather paddle. Jules takes the driver’s seat throughout and Julea goes along for the pleasurable ride, including a detour on the Hershey highway. The highlight was the sequence with Julea hunched over a sofa’s armrest while Jules is fucking her ass in standing doggie then proceeding to CG anal and ending in doggie anal where Jules gets nice and deep.4 out of 5.

Scene 5 – Jasmine Byrne & Tory Lane with Jerry:
Dayum, Jules couldn’t have paired any two hotter chicks together, especially these two that blew up in 2005. The girls start the scene attacking each other ferociously with their tongues and kisses. The chemistry and interaction between Jasmine and Tory is scorching throughout. The other girl is always lending a helping hand and mouth for kissing, licking (PTM and ATM), and fingering. The highlight of this scene was Jasmine in up and over doggie anal while Tory is fingering Jasmine’s pussy for a pseudo-DP. Both girls receive the anal treatment in this scene and we’re all better for it, trust me. This scene is further proof why b/g/g is my favorite scene set-up.5 out of 5.

Scene 6 – Erin Moore with Mandingo:
This hot blonde with a great body proclaims that she has one tight pussy and Jules enlists Mandingo to try to loosen her up. I, but more importantly Erin, think Mandingo could loosen the Panama canal if need be. Anyway, Erin doesn’t shy away from Mandingo’s log as she goes for glory in CG vag riding him like a contender at Churchill Downs. Color me very impressed as she then moves to RCG vag and she is riding like she can see the winner’s purse down the homestretch. The standing doggie and mish vag that followed was hot as well. To end, Erin takes the cumshot into her mouth and shows off the seed before swallowing. 4½ out of 5.

Extra footage:
The extra footage lasts for 41 minutes and it is footage that was edited out from the various scenes. Not wanting to spoil this in case you view this disc, note the presence of Travis Knight in Julea’s and McKenzie’s scenes here in the extra footage but not in the feature.

Summary:
Treat yourself and buy this.

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