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Slow Heat In a Texas Town Review

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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  4/18/2009
In SLOW HEAT IN A TEXAS TOWN Joe Gage has created a country where things could have turned out differently for Jack and Ennis.
The film opens at a campsite where a young bear comes out of a tent. No, this is not one of the four-legged varieties (although he posses as much fur as one of the four-legged ones) but a handsome naked version of the two-legged variety known as Colton Steele. When this type of bear is slender, my dick stands up and takes notice.
Colton wraps a towel around his waist [Damn] and crosses over to a tree where he has hung a mirror, lathers up his face and prepares to shave. Just then a lawman arrives (Del Cobb) and asks to see his permit. Colton obliges by producing the document and then lets Del see something else when his towel falls off, revealing a throbbing horizontal penis.
“Sorry about that,” Colton stammers. “Must be all the fresh air.”
Del is speechless and just stares at the cock like a bird at a snake. We hear Del’s thoughts: no, no, no, YES!
Del drops down and grabs hold of the rigid organ surmounted by a black pubic bush as thick as the hair on Colton’s chest. Del may be a peace officer, but Colton is a piece officer.
“Do it,” Colton says encouragingly—and Del does.
Del does it so well that before long Colton has fired off a load that lands smack onto Del’s badge.
When the scene fades back up we watch as Colton lowers himself onto Del’s upstanding cock and goes on a pleasurable ride. He dismounts only to get down on all fours for the fuck to continue. Del is now only wearing his hat, boots, and a condom. When the time is ripe, he rips off the latter and sprays Colton’s back.

We next find ourselves in a community college late on a Friday where the shop instructor Steve O’Donnell has stayed in order to get things set up for Monday. Steve was in porn quite a few years ago where he was an unforgettably sexy young performer—one of the few twinks with hair on his chest. Now as more mature he is still quite sexy although his body could use more tone. It is good to see him again.
He is interrupted by the janitor, Steve Carlisle, who asks O’Donnell if he is going on a date with Jenny. Carlisle tells O’Donnell that he used to date her. In the resulting conversation they agree that just the thought of her makes them hard. Carlisle asks to see O’Donnell’s hard dick and O’Donnell obliges. He then makes the same request of Carlisle. It is not long before Carlisle shucks off his coveralls and kneels to slurp on O’Donnell’s boner. Naturally he does a better job than Jenny.
Carlisle strokes his own cock and soon there is a puddle of his cum on the floor. (Oh well, he’s the janitor. He’ll clean it up.) O’Donnell adds some of his own.
“I’ll tell Jenny, you said Hi,” he says.

Fuzzy-wuzzy Colton Steele and his camping buddy Chad Manning along with their guns are discovered in a hunting blind with their rifles. Both start taking a piss and Chad accuses Colton of staring at this cock and being ‘a queer”. He encourages Colton to grab hold of his cock, and Colton does. Chad reaches over and wraps his fist around Colton’s burgeoning rod.
It is at this point that Cory Flint, a cute shirtless country boy comes strolling along. Cory is one of those twinks with hair on their chests as I mentioned above. Cory pulls out his own cock. It is a true Texas cock, uncut and huge. They really do grow things bigger in Texas. Cory then lets lose with a stream of piss that seems to go on for about ten minutes. (Guinness Book of Records take note!)
“You dirt farmers suck dick?” Chad asks the comely youth.
Cory just nods and drops down to suck the two city slickers.
But Cory is not just a subservient yokel. He orders Chad to fuck his buddy Colton. Chad is certainly not averse to the fact and soon Colton is bent over with Chad’s cock firmly lodged in his ass. Then as Chad is fucking away in the missionary position, Cory comes up behind him—his big cock preceding him by a foot—and drives the priapic monster into Chad’s pumping rectum.

For scene four we are back at the community college. Zane Jacobs hoping to make first string on the football team comes to coach Nick Capra’s office to make that request. Coach Capra wants to see Zane’s physical progress and helps the kid strip out of his football gear. With Zane now only wearing a bulging jockstrap, Capra oils up his player, claiming this will give greater definition to his muscles. With Capra on his knees before the bulging jock, he asks Zane to remove the garment. Zane’s cock is now at Capra’s eye level and he applies oil to the cock.
“Looks like you’re throwing a rod there,” Nick says with feigned surprise.
He gets up and locks the door.
“Mind if I join you?” he asks.
And without waiting for an answer he strips out of his clothes, positions himself once again before Zane’s stiffening dick, and swallows it down to the root. My, but Nick can suck dick!
“Blow me,” he orders the complacent Zane.
After giving Zane a good face-fucking, Nick orders his student to stand. With Zane now bent over the coach’s desk, Nick drives his tongue deep up into Zane’s ass. His cock soon follows. The desk rocks with the forceful fuck. They pause only to share a kiss and get Zane onto his back. Nick once again plows his cock into Zane’s loosened hole, licking on Zane’s feet and sucking his toes as he plows into the lad until Zane is covered in cum. That’s one way to make the team.

Our closeted lawman Del Cobb has another coming out experience when he encounters out hunter Chad Manning. Chad finishes taking a piss when he notices Del,
“Been swimin’?” Del asks, and then enquires after Colton. Chad seems somewhat surprised that Del knows him and Colton and tells Del that his buddy is still at the swimming hole.
“Don’t let me hold you up,” Del says, still holding his ground.
“You keep standin’ there you’re gonna see my behonkus,” Chad tells him.
“I can deal with that,” Del replies.
Chad drops his trunks to reveal a proud pulsating penis.
“Colton said you were hung,” Del declares.
“Was he lyin’?” Chad smirks.
“Not from what I see,” Del confirms.
“You ain’t seen nothin’ yet,” Chad affirms, and the succulent prick starts to twitch. “Come on,” he encourages Del.
“No, I’ll just watch,” Del utters hesitantly.
“Come on,” Chad tempts.
We hear Del’s thoughts as he debates with himself and the closet door creaks open. “Well, it is kinda hot,” he states, and strips out of his uniform to reveal his own admirable custard launcher.
As Chad turns on an outdoor shower he turns to Del. “Soap me down will you deputy? I’m feelin’ real dirty.”
Del lovingly soaps up Chad’s body, paying special attention to the cock and balls.
When the shower is over, Chad pushes Del to his knees. Del’s face is on a level with Chad’s stiff dick, and he sucks down the succulent morsel. Chad also presents his ass. Del licks the proffered hole. Chad then turns around to drop a creamy load on the kneeling lawman.
A strand of cum dangles from Chad’s cock like the thin silk of a spider. Del wraps it around his hand.


Young, beautiful, and sexy Jackson Wild wants to quit his job as bag boy at the local grocery and join the police force. With this in mind he comes to the home of officer Josh West. West is waiting for him along with shop teacher Steve O’Donnell. With his dark glasses and chomping on a cigar, West is a laughable parody of a policeman. It is such a ridiculous stereotype that it detracts from the scene. Steve—on the other hand—looks even better than he did in scene two.
“We have to see if you measure up,” Steve tells the young bag boy.
With that, West lowers his pants to reveal a large hard dick.
“Get down there,” Steve orders Jackson. “Take a good look.” He then gets the youth to touch the hard cock. “Think you can measure up?” he asks.
Although Jackson shakes his head and utters a feeble “no”, it is an outright lie, for when he drops his pants we see that Jackson has an enormous cock with low-hanging pendulous balls. It is larger than either West’s or Steve’s. But it is when Steve requires Jackson to get down and suck their cocks that we discover Jackson’s true talent. He repeatedly swallows their cocks all the way to the balls. The way this kid sucks dick is absolutely awesome. We’ve never seen it done better! No wonder he was voted Best Newcomer by Gay Video News.
“Now you’re gonna get fucked!” rasps Steve as he bends the pliant youth over a coffee table and drives his cock home.
As the pace quickens and Jackson’s moans increase, Steve gets up onto the table and crouches down in order to pound his cock repeatedly into the widening ass, he grabs Wild’s head and shoves his mouth onto West’s waiting prick so that he is now speared between their two cocks.
“Oh, Mr. Buckley, “ Jackson shrieks, “I don’t know how much more I can take!”
But take more he does, until the handsome job-seeking youth is covered in cum.

Cory Flint, our champion pissers from scene three, is standing at the side of a pickup alongside Zane Jacobs, whom we saw royally fucked by coach Capra in scene four. Both are pissing. It appears that they are engaged in a contest of however long you can piss, I can piss longer. These boys are full of it!
“Why did you stand next to me to piss?” a wary Zane asks.
“I dunno,” Cory stammers.
When they are seated in the pickup truck, Cory’s intentions become clearer when he asks Zane if he has ever had sex. Zane mentions a buxom female.
“Have you…have you ever done it with another guy” Cory inquires hopefully.
Zane lies and says he hasn’t even though we’ve just seen him with the coach. Then with both admitting to being hot, Cory asks Zane if he wants to beat off. He then leans over, unzips Zane’s pants, and pulls forth Zane’s stiff dick. Cory strokes it gently.
“Come on,” he encourages Zane, “Take mine out.”
Zane complies.
They stroke each other in silence for a while until Cory exclaims. “Oh, man I gotta do this!” and leaning over he swallows down Zane’s cock.
It is not long before the enflamed Zane is also swinging on Cory’s massive manhood and chewing on the copious foreskin.
They get out of the car to carry on and Cory kneels before Zane, sucking and pulling on Zane’s cock until it explodes in a seeming unceasing fountain of cum. (Clever editing from the several cameras creates this illusion.)
“My turn,” Cory exclaims. And now with Zane on his knees doing similar service to Cory’s salami he soon has it spitting.

Jackson Wild returns to cop Josh West’s home for a final training session. Josh has the beautiful youth sit on the sofa and strip. One by one the others arrive: Steve Carlise and Nick Capra.
“Drop and give me twenty,” Coach Capra orders the naked youth.
Jackson dutifully obeys and, when he has finished, he is greeted by three horny dicks. Jackson knows what is required of him and gives a spectacular display of his incomparable cocksucking ability, taking the cocks deep into his throat until his lips reach balls and pubes. My god, but this kid can suck cock! The photography is superb in capturing with various angles Jackson’s awesome achievement.
Jackson then goes over and kneels on the sofa presenting his ass for fucking. Nothing is more inviting and irresistible. Josh is the one to receive the honor. The camera is not placed to receive the initial insertion (alas!) but Jackson proves his ass can take dick as deep as his mouth.
At the other end of the room Nick’s tongue is lubricating Steve’s hole. Then, with Steve on his back, we watch as Nick’s dick slides into the old shit-chute.
We return to see Josh banging away at Jackson’s inviting aperture and then return to Steve and Nick in time to see Steve as he lowers himself onto Nick’s upstanding cock. With Steve once again on his back, Nick pulls out in order to shoot his load.
Jackson is also now on his back with Josh pumping into him. As Josh’s cock continues drubbing his prostate, Jackson fires off a load. Josh soon follows.
The final scene shows farmboy Jackson and policeman Josh cuddled in bed. Well, how you gonna keep ‘em down on the farm once they’ve seen what the city has to offer?
The only thing I didn’t understand was why no one sucked on Jackson’s huge and beautiful cock. It was the biggest in the scenes. I guess with Jackson being such a superlative fellator, they knew they couldn’t compete.

With eight scintillating scenes, this is like having two films in one. What a bargain that is in these hard economic times. SLOW HEAT IN A TEXAS TOWN is a veritable scorcher, and director Joe Gage proves he is still at the top of his form.



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