Slide bi Me Review

Studio: Good Vibrations/Sexpositive Productions

Running Time: 72 minutes

Production Date: June, 2001

Directed By: Felice Amador

Cast: Kali Kream as Tammy, Das Dox as Tony, Butch as the Cop, Diesel Velvet as the Biker Chick, Lisa Lixx as Virginia, Candy as Oscar, Insertia Jules as Lisette, Sam Stern as Mr. Hendrickson

On the cover: A serene sunlit picnic erupts into an outrageous bisexual orgiastic frenzy in Good Vibrations' first full-length adult feature! Wall to wall sex in every combination and a deliciously diverse cast deliver the goods amidst a backdrop of an outdoor afternoon that careens explicitly out of control!

Directed by artistic visionary Felice Amador, this imaginative, musically driven sextravaganza turns formulaic porn on it's head while giving us a front-row seat to the action. Hot, nasty, intimate and spontaneous, Slide Bi Me will make you think twice about picnics and potato salad.

Initial Comments: This is one that has been on my wish list for a long time. It was nominated for Best Bisexual Video at the Gay AVN 2002 awards.

Scene Selection:
Introduction
Solo in Car
Hotel 3 Way
Slip N Slide Orgy
Fun in the Sun
She does Him
Toys Galore
Splendor in the Gr(ass)

Review:

Scene 1: Introduction.
There are good opening credits as we watch the cast pass an orange down the line using only their chins and necks. What a cozy game! It's time for All Right Insurance's company picnic. The picnic is getting set up as they compliment Tammy on her potato salad. Lisette goes into the kitchen and Tony feeds her a strawberry. They make out and a series of explicit still shots outlines what happens (or perhaps what they would like to happen.)

Scene 2: Solo in Car with Virginia.
Virginia has the conservative business look with her hair in a bun. She keeps her schoolteacher glasses on through the scene while giving us lecherous looks. What a nice new toy you have Virginia! She plays with herself in the back seat of her SUV. She lubes up her vibrator and enjoys some self pleasure as the "Tunnel of Love" plays in the background. A playboy bunny cock ring decorates the vibe. She finishes and pulls her skirt back down.

Scene 3: Hotel 3 Way with Tammy, Mr. Hedrickson and Tony.
Tammy goes out to find Victoria instead of the expected Mr. Hendrickson. Tammy met him at a convention, which sets up the scene. Cut to the hotel room where Mr. Hendrickson is a bit over the top with his playful antics. It's a fun three way. Tammy uses Tony's underwear to playfully tie his hands behind his back, then slaps his butt. There is vigorous oral sex all around. Tammy is pretty vocal. They do some three way kissing, then the guys worship her tits. Tony pushes on Mr. Hendrickson's ass as he thrusts into Tammy. Tony does her doggie as she sucks on Mr. Hendrickson. The scene ends with the guys kissing. Orgasms anyone?

We see them enjoying the picnic as Mr. Hendrickson arrives. He gives a lecture about insurance before he presents the employee of the year award. Oscar gets used as a prop for a demonstration on how you should kiss the customer's ass. Lisette has a great trust exercise, which sets up the next scene.

Scene 4: Slip N Slide Orgy with everyone.
Mr. Hendrickson gets blindfolded for the water slide. "Just trust us." The water slide on the grass turns into an orgy. We are treated to fast edits with haunting drum, cymbal and bass synthesizer music. The Biker Chick rolls up followed by the Cop to sniff her out. Biker Chick jumps into the action. When the cop arrives on the scene they pin him down and disrobe him. There is a strange interlude with Mr. Hendrickson sliding himself across the jelly cake.

Scene 5: Fun in the Sun with Tony, the Cop and the Biker Chick.
They get together on a blanket with the Biker chick sporting a strap-on. It's a dicks delight for oral and anal. Biker Chick plays the fantasy to cum on the Cops back. They stroke each other and the guys kiss. Condoms are used in this scene. The cop rides on Tony, then Biker Chick sucks his naked cock. She jerks him off to cum a big one, with much verbal from him. He licks her fingers.

Scene 6: She does Him with Lisette and Mr. Hendrickson.
Lisette says, "I want to feel you." This starts as a sensual scene with her and Mr. Hendrickson outdoors, though the music is a bit overwhelming. They lick each other's nipples and trade oral favors, with her fingering his ass a bit. He wears a latex glove to put a small butt plug in her ass as she uses a mini vibe to produce an eye rolling orgasm. She uses a latex glove to prep his ass with two fingers then gets a black strap-on to fuck him. He uses his hands to brace himself against the grass for a pretty intense workout.

Scene 7: Toys Galore with Tammy, Oscar and Virginia.
This is a three way with latex gloves and lube to start things off. Tammy uses a red strap-on for Virginia in doggie as Oscar strokes and stimulates her. An extra hand from someone uses another red dildo on Tammy. Virginia puts a condom on Oscar to blow him as she rides on Tammy. Oscar gets sandwiched in the middle for a bit. This has a natural pace with good chemistry and sounds. Thankfully the music is low key. Tammy preps Virginia's ass with her fingers and they makes out as Oscar uses a dildo on Virginia for a double penetration. There are more toys then Virginia uses a strap-on to do Tammy. A vibrating dildo and Tammy's fingers bring her to orgasm.

Scene 8: Splendor in the Gr(ass) with Lisette, the Biker Chick, Tony and Mr. Hendrickson.
The women wear strap-ons for this four way on a mat. There is dildo dueling, sucking and fucking as Lisette gets it in pile priver. The guys play with each other then Mr. Hendrickson does dildo sucking and fucking too. This is higher energy with dirty talk by the Biker Chick. They mix it up quite a bit. Mr Hendrickson gets help from Tony and the Biker Chick to get him off. They all look happy.

The Biker Chick takes a nutty and brandishes a knife. "Thanks for the party." She rips down the company picnic sign to wrap around herself and runs off. The cop says, "Damn Biker Chick, where's my guns?" He should go after her. Someone says, "Let's all go after her." The scene ends with them all running off.

There are good closing credits of the cast and crew.

DVD Extras:
None. This isn't surprising since it was first released on VHS.

Overall: I'm kind of lukewarm on this one. It's cute. It's different. It's a very good effort and comes off better than a lot of stuff in this genre. I liked some of the more naturally paced scenes. The music is too dominating for some of it, and I'm not keen on the artistic expression. It has received some very favorable reviews, the most notable one at SoapBox Girls. For an inside view of Lisa and her character Virginia, read her article on Eros Guide.

A note on pricing: This first released on VHS at Good Vibrations for $39.95. They have since cut the price to $19.95 but tax and shipping put the final cost at just over $30. Currently there is no ADT affiliate store that stocks the DVD.

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