Slammin' the White Girls Review
D. Lynch Productions
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Category: Compilation , Interracial
Directed by: Jon Jon, J. Royal, The Wizard, Ron Ellis
Starring: Byron Long, Justin Long, Trista, Holly Sweet, Charlie Macc, Jon Jon, Leighlani Red, J. Strokes, Jordan Nevaeh
Released on: 8/28/2013
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Running Time: 123 min.
Production Date: None given
Director: Credited to D. Lynch, but scenes were actually directed by J. Royal, Jon Jon, Ron Ellis, The Wizard
Cast: Holly Sweet, Jordan Nevaeh, Leighlani Red, Trista, Byron Long, Charlie Mack, J. Strokes, Jon Jon, and Justin Long
Scene Breakdown:
Scene 2 - Trista and J. Strokes from Little Teens Doing Big Things 2 (pop on face and tits)
Scene 3 - Leighlani Red, Jon Jon, and Justin Long from Splittin' a White Ho Wit My Bro (two cream pies and a pop on stomach)
Scene 4 - Holly Sweet and Byron Long from I Prefer Interracial (facial)
What You Need to Know: Slammin' the White Girls is another deliberately deceptive release from Juicy Entertainment and their D. Lynch Productions line. As usual, the only thing that's honest and straightforward about the release is the female cast list, but as usual it's a compilation release that's masquerading as a fresh release by listing things like bonus footage in the extras. The scenes here aren't bad, but they aren't anything special either. The only really positive thing I can say about this release is that it's nice to see that Juicy Entertainment stepped back their level of lies and deception on this release by not proclaiming that these are “All New Scenes” like they did on a few of their releases in this line before this. Slammin' The White Girl is an average at best compilation release that shows D. Lynch Productions and Juicy Entertainment is not a douchebag of a studio. Instead they're more like a colostomy bag and is a studio that should be avoided as much as possible.
Condom Usage: None
Extras: Although the back cover says you get things like trailers and bonus footage in an attempt to make you think you might be getting new footage, all you really get is cumshot recaps and a photo gallery lasting about two and a half minutes. I'd deduct points from the overall score for this, but being a D. Lynch Productions release and the amount of dishonesty and deceit Juicy Entertainment normally puts into this line there isn't really anything to take away.
Verdict: As usual, it's another deceptive release from Juicy Entertainment and their D. Lynch Productions line. Avoid it just as you would a case of the clap.
Note to D. Lynch Productions / Juicy Entertainment: With how many deceptive releases you've put out with this line I can't help but hope that this studio dies.
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