Skaterz (Titan Media) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  5/7/2006

Although feet turn me on, the smell of dirty socks and tennis shoes is not my bag. But for the Eurotwinks in this film the smell seems to be something of an aphrodisiac. It begins with three young hooligans spray-painting graffiti on a wall. Two sweet twinks—Basti Oliver and Adrian Winter, a blond and a brunet—walk by holding hands. They enter a building and go down to the cellar. Having arrived at their destination, the sweet blond drops down to suck on his friend’s dick. Although Basti does his best, Adrian doesn’t get hard. Not so Basti. As soon as he drops his drawers, his dick is reaching skyward.
“Fuck me, sweetheart,” Basti asks optimistically. He turns around and offers his butt to his limp friend. It’s a pretty ass. The sight of which should have had a dying man hard much less a randy teenager. But all Adrian has to offer are two fingers roughly shoved up the delectable bum.
“Take your shoes off,” Adrian commands.
As he continues to finger-fuck the cute blond, Adrian sniffs the proffered sneaker. It doesn’t get him hard either.
“What are you doing there?” Basti wonders justifiably. (He’s still hard by the way.)
Adrian now takes off his own shoe and orange sock. He sniffs the sock and makes Basti sniff it, too. The blond reacts negatively to the smell. Adrian wraps the orange sock around Basti’s prick and jacks him off.
It would seem to me that Adrian now needs a new sock and Basti needs a new boyfriend.
Putting on his sock which apparently is no worse for wear, Adrian tells Basti to stay there. He goes upstairs, opens the door, and signals for the three hooligans to come in. (Hopefully Basti will find a hard one among these three.) When they arrive downstairs, the blond looks like a lamb led to the slaughter.
“These are my gang,” his dubious friend informs him. “Say hello.”
“Hello” the blond meekly but dutifully replies.
“Don’t be scared,” Adrian tells him. “Just please them.
Two of the gang rush forward and remove Basti’s sneakers. They hand them to Adrian to sniff. Basti is given a dick. (It’s hard.) One of the others foolishly goes for Adrian’s dick. There’s better luck when Adrian sucks him.
Kris Stahl, the third and handsomest gang member and obviously the leader, roughly throws Basti to the ground and demands that the two who were with Basti suck his cock. Adrian and another do just that as Kris shares a kiss with the third. One of the sucker’s strips and Adrian eats his ass while the kisser takes over Kris’ cock. With the kisser sucking his balls and the naked guy stroking his cock, Kris cums. I’m surprised when Adrian is hard and shooting too.
Basti, the sweet blond who has watched this, is now returned to the fold to join the others in jacking off. Amazingly Adrian is hard and cums again, this time on the orange sock. He throws the cummy sock to Basti who sniffs it and places it on his spent dick for the naked guy to jack off on it. Kris returns to add his seconding spending to the sock. Everything was set up for Basti to be gang-banged so it’s disappointing when that doesn’t take place and we’re left with only some vanilla fellatio, rough fingering, and masturbation.

“Welcome to my club,” a twink in a plaid shirt says to Basti who enters his cavernous establishment at the beginning of scene two. “Do you want to have sex? Then take a seat.”
A surly twink wearing a baseball cap soon approaches Basti, fishes out his dick, and gives him head. Two others who are dressed identically watch this. Johnny Hagen, the owner in the plaid shirt comes over and shoves two fingers up Basti’s butt. (Doesn’t anyone use cocks anymore?) Johnny turns Basti’s prostate exam over to the surly twink and feeds Basti his dick. As the surly one is pushing his fingers roughly into Basti’s ass, one of the onlookers has his fingers in the other’s sneaker. The surly kid in the baseball cap is now seen fucking Basti. (Hey, they do use cocks.) The onlookers are now stroking their pricks. Basti is still sucking on Johnny’s dick and pulling his balls. One of the onlookers takes off his sneaker and holds it to his friend’s nose. Thus empowered, the friend crosses over to the fuckers and—with the shoe still held to his nose—takes over fucking Basti. He’s so anxious he doesn’t even remove his pants, just pulls his cock from the fly and puts it in Basti’s hole. His friend sucks the kid in the baseball cap. Johnny gets behind this sucker and fucks him. This goes on for some time before Basti is discovered on his back being fucked by the other onlooker who has a very long arcing cock. “So goot!” Basti exclaims before he shoots his load. “Goot!” The former onlooker just keeps on fucking and Basti is given Johnny’s cock as a pacifier. The other onlooker is going down on the kid in the baseball cap. Everyone cums on Basti.
“Do you like the place?” Johnny asks the cum-coated blond.

Well I guess he does, because the next scene begins with Basti bringing his friend Adrian to the club.
“What shall we do?” Adrian asks.
“Just wait,” the experienced Basti tells him.
And it doesn’t take long. A pouty Italian twink, Fabrizio Calabria, approaches Adrian and goes down on him. Philippe Marcus, who looks more mature than any of the others in the film (early twenties) catches Basti’s eye, but as he is approaching the pretty blond with his prick exposed, he’s waylaid by Johnny. Johnny goes over to Basti and starts kissing him passionately. An elf-like little guy watches and pulls on his peter. Fabrizio removes Adrian’s trousers and starts rimming him. Basti’s and Johnny’s kisses are so noisy they sound like a cow walking through mud. Marcus is pulling his prick and we see he has both a scrotum and ball piercing. Everyone seemed over their sneaker fetish but as Fabrizio begins fucking Adrian in the missionary position, the elf-like twink comes over and removes one of Adrian’s socks and takes it back to sniff while jacking off. Johnny eats out Basti’s ass. Marcus comes over to join in the fun and sticks his thumb up Basti’s bum. This is followed by his tongue and dick. When he withdraws, Johnny takes over fucking the blond beauty. Adrian starts sucking Marcus and then sits down on his dick. After everyone has cum, Kris enters. Looking around at the sexual aftermath, he points to Adrian and exclaims, “You’re out of the gang!”
I don’t think he gives a fuck.

The kids are cute and the sex is better than average. It even has a semblance of a plot.
I don’t know why the film is called SKATERZ as no skateboards are ever in evidence except in the bonus scene where a twink masturbates while sitting on a skateboard. SNEAKERZ would seem a more appropriate—though smelly—title.