Sit Tight Review

Ok, so I had been looking forward to this film for quite some time. Ever since my lust for Tristan Paris began in my VHS days of the Falcon Family. Knowing Tristan was on the cover of ”Sit Tight” only increased my lust for the film. And when I looked it up and saw that a director by the name of Jeff Russell directed it, I was doubly intrigued. Not only had I not seen him direct anything before this, I was curious to see his take on my beloved Tristan….

This is what I get for wondering…

I wouldn’t go so far as to say ”Sit Tight” is bad. It’s got a lot of things going for it. Virgil Sinclair and his foot long hot dog. Rick Matthews and his baby doll smile. Chris Barlow and that hairy chest of his. Tristan Paris working his ass. And Lee Driver driving it home. Plus the cum shots are incredible! There’s even a point where Tristan cums in his own mouth whilst Virgil Sinclair fucks it out of him. So…

My problem with ”Sit Tight”?
Jeff Russell.

I’ve seen a enough Falcon films that Videographer Max Phillips has worked on to know that this was not his problem. I have no idea what affect Mr. Russell has on his cast or what, but it seemed so mechanical. Each flip flop kiss seemed like they were hearing him go “ok…now flip”. And the music was LOUD so it probably WAS him saying that. I could barely hear the actors moans and groans. There was no microphone placed strategically and there was BAD editing with the sound. I could so tell when they were repeating something that had been said before in the scene. And almost all the scenes were outside so this made it even MORE of a problem.

The basic gist of the story would be that Virgil Sinclair and Tristan were supposed to meet up. Tristan waited and waited and Virgil never showed. So, throughout the film, we are treated to muzak and Tristan and Virgil walking around the beautiful city looking for each other. Each person they pass trails off on their own trysts and we see them having their own “meet up”. Erstwhile, we are left with the thought of a buttplug Tristan has shoved up his ass at the beginning of the film. It’s really a cute setup and could have been played SO much better if Jeff hadn’t have done what he did. And no, I can’t tell you exactly what he did. This movie just reminded me of a Vivid video. If that makes any sense. A Vivid video or a HIS video with Falcon actors.

Things were just not going my way when the International music wouldn’t stop playing in the background come Scene One. You know the music I’m talking about. Bel Ami loves to let it roll whenever they know you aren’t about to get what the actors are muttering anyway. That shit. And it wouldn’t STOP! I think Luc Jarrett said he liked it when Dean Temple sucks his dick, but I couldn’t really tell. I barley got an “oh yeah” out of it. And some fake slurping noises. And would it be too much to show me a condom that FITS? I hate condoms in movies anyway and a saggy one doesn’t woo me. The editing wasn’t even stellar for this. I felt like it slowed down too much at parts and the cum shot wasn’t in clear view of the camera. When it zoomed in for Luc’s, it zoomed in TOO much and part of me liked seeing the cum just come straight out of the piss slit, but I wanted it to zoom out so I could see the result! The only thing going for this scene was the cumshot and the fact that Jeff can film a cock going into a hole correctly. That’s something tricky that most directors don’t do well.

Scene Two wasn’t much better than scene one. Chris Barlow and David Bradley were having fun by the pool. No, it wasn’t the Splash Shots pool this time. But it was a hot setup! David stood over Chris and fed him his cock whilst he’s splashing in the water. I really wish Chris would have stayed hard here, though. At least in scene one, Dean Temple stayed hard while being fucked. Here, I dunno…. It just seemed so mechanical. Like they were playing out the script in their head. And while it did appear like they were enjoying one another, it seemed almost contrived when David whipped the Falcon Supercock Dildo out. He didn’t even shove it all the way in which, to me, is like…what’s the point of even getting it out then? I was surprised at Chris could take four fingers of David Bradley with ease, though all the shaking of David’s hand had me wondering if he was cold or something? Something hot I found here was some of the editing once the penetration went underway. I loved David’s squat position down on Chris’s ass and I loved how they kept switching from an underside shot to a far away shot. And there were many far away shots, let me tell you. It isn’t fun either when the music gets louder and the actors get quiter. Boo on that! But hey…the cumshots rocked. I just wish the camera would have caught them in all their glory.

I just feel like my review is as mechanical as the film. Scene three has Lee Driver pairing it up with Rick Matthews and boy do both of them sizzle! They fuck in someone’s backyard but I think it’s supposed to be a park. They keep looking around like they’re doing something wrong but in all their looking, I catch glimpse of a porch of some kind. Anyway…semantics aside, Rick totally sucks Lee good. I love the way they look together because it’s almost twin-like. And their looks are just incredible! I kind of wish this had been better done and the music not as played up because it really could have been a hot pairing. They end up fucking doggystyle with Lee Driver pumping away. I wish I could hear Rick’s responses here because it sounds like it would be HOT! The camerawork wasn’t the best either…Even the cumshots are only so-so.

Finally onto the reason why I bought this film in the first place. Virgil Sinclair has the dick from god and Tristan, with the ass from god, only made this video worth the price I ended up paying for (no, not Falcon’s exorbited price range). I wouldn’t say this scene was a STAND OUT from the others, but it definitely didn’t have as many of the problems as the other did. The duo’s main hang up would be the director’s constant call outs for them to “switch places” in various settings. IT SUCKED! I mean, they’d be all worked up in the heat of something intense and then you’d see them both stop…then switch. It looked planned. And stuff that would be hot, like Virgil working the buttplug in and out of Tristan’s ass, was ruined by the mechanical stopping and repositioning. If it weren’t for the actors professionalism, this movie would have been a FLOP. It’s no wonder why Jeff Russell hasn’t done much else for Falcon….

The Cast:

• Tristan Paris
• Virgil Sinclair
• Luc Jarret
• David Bradley
• Dean Templer
• Lee Driver
• Chris Barlow
• Rick Matthews

DVD Info:

• vivid (ironically enough) quality colors
• 4 chapter selections, each begging right at the sex
• previews for Stock: Sentenced and Stock: Released at the end of chapter 4 (not in the menu)
• info about Falcon’s website and modeling information