Simply 18 2 Review

Reviewed by Rieekan  on  6/2/2002

* DIRECTOR: Alex Ladd.
* DURATION: ~80mins.
* STARRING: Allison Tate, Eve, Georgette Neale, Gwen Summers, Kristina Black & Ripley.

Simply 18 Volume 2 is an all-sex movie with a young college girl (sort of) theme. Looking around ADT, I was kind of surprised to find no reviews of any of the series as it seems fairly established. But in light of the overall quality of this title, I guess it’s not all that surprising.

Annoyance factor aside, Simply 18 Volume 2 is extremely forgettable. The set-ups were lame, way too long and served absolutely no purpose, other than to irritate me and waste time. The sex was very boring and lacking in heat, and sadly, four of the six girls were not especially attractive.

In light of all that, this title isn’t worth anyone’s time or money. I suggest in future Sin City get better-looking girls, abandon the annoying set-ups completely and concentrate on trying to film hot, exciting sex. If this is the best they can (or are willing to) do, they should really slash the price of this series.

SCENE 1 – Georgette Neale & Kristina Black with Pat Myne

Kristina is a young but facially unattractive girl who gets it on with Pat in a park. The set-up is absolutely terrible. Although Kristina is not very pretty, she has natural breasts and a nice, lean body. The two undress and Pat begins an extended muff-dive. They are shortly sprung by Georgette, a much older girl with implants and a thick British accent. She laughs a couple of times while delivering her lines – so did I. It’s hard trying to take this movie seriously.

The girls share Pat’s cock between them. Although Georgette is not much more of a looker than Kristina, she is enthusiastic. She gets underneath Kristina and licks her pussy while Kristina blows Pat. The following sex is routine and fairly unexciting though the girls put effort in. The heat level rises a bit when Georgette takes Pat in her ass doggy and RCA. After that, Pat cums on their faces. It had its moments but this is a very forgettable scene.

SCENE 2 – Allison Tate with Cheyne Collins

Young, blonde Allison isn’t particularly attractive either but she is the best actor so far. Cheyne is a good-looking porn guy. Allison gives an enthusiastic BJ before he screws her missionary-style on a bench. Unfortunately, the heat drops substantially when the sex begins. They go through the motions very routinely, Cheyne pumping away and Allison spouting excessive, totally fake “oh” and “ah” gasps. Finally, he cums weakly in and around her mouth. She gives PC head. Another flat scene.

SCENE 3 – Ripley with Cheyne Collins & Karl Kinkaid

Ripley is a very skinny tanned girl with oddly-styled black hair and a headband that doesn’t help. Although she’s not the type of girl I would normally like, I find her inexplicably appealing (though I wish she didn’t wear the headband). She says she’s nineteen – an odd claim in a movie called Simply 18. According to the IAFD, this is the only movie she’s appeared in, which is disappointing. Cheyne is joined by Karl Kinkaid, a semi-scary-looking black guy with a heavy accent.

The guys admire Ripley’s lean body in a gym, Cheyne eating her as she sucks Karl’s cock. They change over quickly. Ripley looks very sexy giving head. The guys swap ends through the double-team. Although the sex isn’t very hot, there’s not much fake noise-making and Ripley is nice to watch. Karl invades her back door for a good long time as she sucks Cheyne; he too has a probe before they DP her. The DP isn’t well-filmed but again is watchable thanks to Ripley. The guys cum on her chest and she gives light PC head before smiling strangely at the camera.

SCENE 4 – Eve with Tyce Bune

Eve is neither young nor good-looking and the set-up here is very long and very crap. Finally, she and Tyce get to the sex, which totally lacks heat. She blows him then mounts him for some cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, before taking him up the ass. After that, he cums in her mouth. FF all the way through this scene.

SCENE 5 – Gwen Summers with Karl Kinkaid

Karl, still looking vaguely scary, is joined by adorable redheaded cutie Gwen Summers, who could pass as 18 for the rest of her life. After another annoying (thankfully short) set-up, they get down to business, which involves eating each other out on a couch. Gwen is noisy as usual (but in a good way) and seems to enjoy Karl’s tongue on her pussy. She looks great riding him and brings good energy to an otherwise routine scene. Her laughing squeals of pleasure are particularly nice. After a few positions Karl cums near (and a bit on) her face. Not bad but again unremarkable.

Rieekan (rieekan333@yahoo.co.uk)