S.I.D.S. Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society Review

Starring: Monique, Iroc, Monique DeMoan, Lizzy Borden, Alana, Donita, Luciano, Jon Dough, Earl Slate, Brian Surewood, Jake Steed, J.J. Michaels and Oliver.

Director: Lizzy Borden

Running time: Too long

Extras:
* Photo Gallery with forward and back buttons.
* Bonus blow job starring Kristi Myst and a bunch of guys in a boxing ring.
* "Previews" of other vids, most, if not all of them already released.

Who should watch it: Beats the heck out of me.

Foreword: OK, first off, I don't hate Extreme Associates, in fact I actually buy quite a bit of their stuff. I won't be buying this, even though it has Monique DeMoan, one of my favorite actresses.

Review: S.I.D.S. is supposed to stand for Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society. Unfortunately, this DVD suggests it really stands for Silly Idea Done Stupidly.

The plot is that some guy (who sure looks like Rob Black, even though he's not credited) is pregnant, gets stoned out of his skull, has these dreams/nightmares, then aborts on the bathroom floor. Too bad Lizzy didn't just abort the whole project and spare our eyeballs.

Apparently, since the vignettes are all dreams, we must be treated to gratuitous fog, red filters on the lens, irritating music and whatever else is at hand to emphasize the fact that this is no ordinary porn video. Normally, one would review the scenes in a movie but there really isn't much point here. Suffice it to say that, being Extreme Associates, there's anal in every scene. The only thing one might consider unusual is that Oliver gets sodomized by Alana and Lizzy Borden in the last vignette, rather than the other way around. Can I get at WhooHoo?

Conclusion: The premise of this movie seems to be that Lizzy is a "serious" director and we should all be awed by her creativity. Don't look for anything flattering to the actresses or enjoyable to the viewer. If fact, just don't look.