She Squirts 13 (New Sensations) Review

Reviewed by Zoid  on  10/12/2004

She Squirts? Does she really? I do like to see a girl unleash a powerful stream of mysterious liquid. There is something sexy about that, though I'm not really a fan of solo acts. Never seen any previous episodes of this line, so I really don't know what to expect, other than girls who use big toys and hopefully squirt. I guess number 13 is my lucky number.

Technical

Runtime: 1 hrs. 47 mins
Region: all
Audio/Video: Surprisingly good!
Menu: Nothing special, but who cares.

Feature

Ariana Jollee

This scene is simply incredible. Usually, I don't even get excited by g/g scenes, much less solo acts, but FUCK ME — this is some kind of magic. Ariana's performance is fantastic: she's horny, sexy, funny, playful, nasty, cock-hungry; and she combines all that in most natural way possible. She's like totally 100% having fun here, going through her toys with the same enthusiasm as kids go through Christmas presents. She has all kinds of toys, ranging from smaller, crystal ones to HUGE dildos. Every toy goes in every hole, sometimes two toys at the same time. She squirts two times (I think) and one time very nicely. I liked the way how she talks to the viewer and makes these little comments about her precious dongs, something in the lines of, "Oh look at this one! hehe!", "That's a cute little one", "Let's put this big one in the ass". Great scene and I almost lost my dick here because it tried to launch into space!
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Jayna Oso

Jayna Oso totally rocks. She's little, horny vixen with most sparkling smile. She starts by exposing her titties and rubbing her pussy to get herself wet. Four fingers go in there at some point later. Like Ariana but unlike some other girls in this video, Jayna knows how to "deliver the goods" and do horny talk. She uses three dildos and gets off three times; she also does her very best to push those monsters as deep as possible. There was a huge, red dildo that sank balls deep in her snatch. Amazing. And no, apparently, Jayna hasn't yet mastered the arts of squirting but what the hell, the scene is very good regardless. Somebody also gave her a Sybian to try, the one that stimulates the clit only. I think she came from that too. My only complaint and that's basically bitching on my part, is that she didn't use any toys on her butt. Somehow, I expected that.
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Makayla Cox

Makayla is a voluptuous Canadian brunette whom I, personally, won't label as attractive, but hey, to each his own. But, overall, this scene is a big disappointment. Makayla uses only two dildos (one a time), and for like 15 minutes she was going.. and going.. and going.. slooowly and monotonously. Damn, I even got sea sick. The only two words she was saying were "Oooh" and "Ah". Anyway, after 20 minutes and 5 cups of coffee I began to wonder if that really was going anywhere. Guess what? It wasn't. The scene ended with her not even reaching orgasm unless it was some kind of stealthy one, but then what's the point? No squirting here.
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Sindy Lange

Phew, after watching Ariana and Jayna every other girl looks like a pathetic amateur. Sindy Shane is a very good looking, natural blonde, who's also dressed sexy in black for the occasion. Generally, her performance is not that bad considering that she at least appears to enjoy what she's doing, albeit she doesn't really put any effort in expressing it. Sex-technically, she manages to stretch her pussy quite well, using four fingers and a variety of colorful vibrators. At one point, she even squeezes two big ones in there. However, her moment of climax is basically non-existent, and naturally, we don't see any squirting.
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Madison Monroe

Madison is young, blonde and has a nice ass which she demonstrates in the beginning of her act. Moving on to masturbation. Well, my fellow pervs, I found out you can accomplish a lot of things while watching porn. During this scene, I managed to catalogue several new, unknown to science life-forms in and around my keyboard, exterminated those life forms afterwards, drew a portrait of Jayna Oso on a Kleenex napkin, sent e-mail, wrote this paragraph. Well, you get the picture. Needless to say, this is utterly boring scene. Madison shows no emotion whatsoever and frankly, I thought she dozed off after setting her hands on auto-pilot. This clip gets better score than Makayla's simply because more dildos were used, and they went deeper. No squirting, no identifiable orgasms.
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Bonus scene: Cytherea, Chris Charming, Mick Blue (from Erotica XXX 6)

What exactly is Cytherea? A couple pounds of flesh, some bones, hair, few gallons of nitroglycerine and pure electricity; all packed in a pretty, petite body. You shake her, she goes boom. This girl is completely "insane". Okay, I am getting carried away here but it's hard not to. The clip starts with a short intro sequence with Cytherea posing near a window, undressing and rubbing her pussy. The guys appear and she sucks some cocks. They fuck her in every standard porn position except piledriver, one at time (no anal)... and she squirts I think 10 TIMES at least. I simply lost count. She is like in some kind of orgasmic trance during this whole fuck scene with electric shocks going through her body. I don't know how this scene was shot, how many XTC pills they gave her and whether she took breaks to refuel, but it was truly amazing. Oh yeah, the guys blew their loads in her mouth and she drooled all out on her chin and boobs.
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Extras

• Behind the scenes. It has a funny clip of some chick, who's not in the main feature, being finger fucked to squirting orgasm. Plus the interviews with the girls who didn't do that that well in this video. Makes sense.
• Bonus Scene (see above)
• Photo Gallery
• Trailers

Final Thoughts

I may appear to be a little overwhelmed by this DVD. Well, I am, but the fact remains that people who watched a lot of vids with Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, may find this stuff business as usual, I don't know. But it's kind of new to me. I only watched a few clips I got from the Internet, and generally this is not the kind of video I'll normally be buying. This DVD, however, made me re-evaluate my personal list of turn ons. Being totally objective, however, I must conclude that two of the scenes on this DVD are crap, one is so-so, but the rest is fantastic, including incredible bonus scene. True, I did expect all girls to squirt, but screw it — Ariana Jollee alone makes this video worth checking out. If you going to get this DVD, I also strongly recommend using Chapter Selection and watching it backwards, that's starting with the last scene and ending with the first.

What I liked:

• Ariana
• Jayna
• Cytherea
• Huge dildos
• Impressive video quality. I'm no specialist, but it looks Shuz is using some nice hardware.

What I didn't like:

• Camera is always at the same spot. Occasional deviations would have been nice.
• Shooting against the light source (windows)
• Vibrators powered by combustion engines. Read: too noisy, especially when they are close to the camera. Get some with quiet motors.
• Joker who decided that putting best scenes in the beginning is a good idea. Always save best for last.

Conclusion

I've even had a dream about stuff that happened in this video. Shit, it's cursed. Help! Anyway, personally, I recommend this title wholeheartedly but use your own common sense. I seem to be going through some transitional period and don't really trust myself anymore.

-Zoid (for questions and comments: raven9272@yahoo.com)