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Seymore Butts' Orgasamatic Review

Seymore Butts

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Reviewed by JAGnLA  on  12/10/2004

Synopsis
If seeing women at the height of excitement excites you, this is a highly watchable DVD. If you are one of those porn fans who constantly remark on which female performers have the ‘biggest O’s’ or lament about the lack of attention to the female orgasm in today’s world of gymnastic sex, you will enjoy this DVD. This reviewer fits squarely into both those categories and thus I was almost guaranteed to enjoy this disc. Seymour’s, format here is interesting in that while the bulk of this DVD is actually previously released material, it is not strictly a compilation disc. What Seymour has done is wrap the present around several older scenes. As he recounts stories of introducing women to the Sybian to his stable of “Tushy Girls,” we then see the actual scene he is describing as it originally took place. Keep in mind, however, that even the “present day” scenes are now dated, as this was filmed and produced in 1998. Seymour Butts’ Orgasmatic is basically an introduction to the now-popular sex toy the Sybian. For any unfamiliar with the device, the Sybian is a saddle-like contraption that a woman lowers herself onto. It has several dildo-like attachments that can be rotated and vibrated to different levels of intensity via a remote control and seems to be quite the wild ride. Abco Research, the manufacturers of the Sybian, owe a debt of gratitude to individuals such as Seymour and websites such as www.cdgirls.com. It is apparent that the best form of promotion for this toy would be the simple attraction of seeing someone else enjoying it. This little machine has garnered quite a reputation for satisfaction – and each and every woman who hops along in this disc seems to enjoy themselves immensely.

Scene 1
The DVD’s opening scene is basically Seymour introducing his “Tushy Girls” to the Sybian (or Orgasmatic). Quite honestly, I have always enjoyed Alisha Klass, Samantha Stylle and Halli Ashton. Alisha has a sort of fresh-faced, corn-fed Mid-American Homecoming Queen quality about her (although I believe she is actually from Boston). Seeing her taking a cock up the ass or squirting like a geyser is an almost guilty pleasure…as if one has been caught peeping out the head cheerleader through a hole in the wall into the girls’ shower! The three girls check out the machine with curiosity as Seymour relates the tale of introducing hyper-orgasmic Ruby to the machine and having her break the damn thing!

Scene 2
In this first re-presented scene, we see as Ruby slides herself onto the Sybian and Seymour begins to manipulate its controls. The intensity of this scene mirrors its actions, with Seymour beginning slowly (probably a grand idea!) and building momentum. Ruby is what we old-timers would’ve called a “brick shithouse” back in the day. One would never be able to describe her as petite with her womanly and voluptuous curves, yet the term large doesn’t do her justice either. Suffice to say that she has an athletic build that hints of her past as a gymnast and dancer. She definitely looks like one hottie that can take a good solid fucking – and she takes all the Sybian can give. As she howls her way through a series of vein-popping orgasms, Ruby’s pussy clenches down on the Sybian and literally breaks the thing! Quite an explosive scene…but only the appetizer as Seymour then goes down on Ruby for a couple more screaming cunnilingus inspired orgasms.

Scene 3
Moving back to current-time, we see The Tushy girls at play. Alisha is putting Halli through the Sybian’s motions while Seymour films. Samantha is prone on a bad in the background exploring herself with a series of dildos and vibrators. Even the silicone enhancements of Samantha and Halli do not deter from a certain girl-next-door quality all three of these girls share…the HOT girl-next-door. Again, the disc proves an excellent advertisement for the machine, as just watching Halli’s facial expressions alone relay convincingly the pleasure she is experiencing. As Alisha revs up the machine, she comments that she feels god-like with such control over what Halli feels. I don’t know why, but that oft-handed comment was extremely sexy to me and could probably have driven some Sybian sales!

Scene 4
This next scene is a perfect example of how dated this disc is. Seymour “introduces” Vanessa Chase to the audience…its funny knowing that we haven’t seen Vanessa for some while now! She was always a hottie, though and this scene could perhaps be used as a primer on “what real female orgasms look like.” Starting off nonchalantly and building to a panting climax, Vanessa reminds the viewer of why she was so popular back in the day. Here again, Abco Research has an excellent advertising tool aimed at the men. After being totally satiated on the machine, Vanessa shows Seymour her gratitude by giving him one of her world class blowjobs…swallowing every last drop. Ca-CHING! I’ll take two of them there machines, sir!

Scene 5
Bouncing back to 1998, Seymour and the girls are still at it. Sam is splayed atop the bed now using both the “pocket-rocket” on her clit and the rather large black dildo up her ass simultaneously - and obviously rocking her own world. This time, Alisha is on the machine enjoying herself as Seymour introduces the next flashback scene by recounting the day he filmed Tatiana and Tom Byron using the Sybian. Klass is at her histrionic best here, screaming down the house and gushing up a storm that’d make Cytherea blush!

Scene 6
Again here, the disc then dissolves to show us the very encounter Seymour was describing. Although not familiar with Tatiana previously, she is a definite keeper. Not only does she ride the machine with gusto, she also gives Byron one hell of a hummer while riding it! To top it all off, Tom then flips her over and does her anally, ending with one helluva facial! Hot scene! After watching Sam howl her turn on the machine, we bounce back again to a truly scorching scene. With Tom Byron, the oh so luscious lips of Taylor Hayes and one of the best damn booties ever in porn (Jordan McNight and her titanic titans of breast flesh), this scene was bound to heat up. First Jordan is introduced to the Sybian While Taylor gives Tom one Hell of a BJ, and then Jordan adds her ccum inducing lips to the task – all the while still humping the Sybian. Layering the two lovelies atop each other, Byron then fingers both McNight and Hayes, urging a whale of an orgasm out of Taylor that looks like it wet the entire set! Definietely not something Taylor ever showed in any of her VIVID work, LOL! Byron then begins inserting first his finger and then his dick alternately into Taylor’s mouth and McNight’s anus…if you’re into A2M, this scene will hit all your buttons, as Taylor inserts Byron’s dick into Jordan’s ass then her own mouth over and over again. Just when the viewer begins to tire of this Taylor grabs Byron’s member from Jordan’s butt and gives herself a great facial…again, not something I recall ever seeing her do in ANY Vivid production. The final scenes, again in the present, are of Sam on the Sybian and Alisha doing herself anally again …and howling again. The disc ends with a wonderful POV scene of Alisha pleasuring Seymour orally with a great, wet, sloppy BJ until he explodes all over the prom queen.

The DVD
The DVD itself is not huge on extras - save for a bonus scene with Mari Possa and Flower. I found myself thinking that Seymours Tushy-girl team was probably doomed to disintegrate into jealousy wars sooner or later – even the Bio pages list 9 pages of everything Alisha Klass has ever done in mainstream and porn while totally ignoring both the other girls and the rest of the women in this disc!

Summary
He’s been called arrogant, hell, he’s been called a lot of things – but this DVD shows Seymour Butts at his best, allowing the women to take center stage and basically reveling in their arousal.



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