Seymore Butts' Monkey Business Review
Seymore Butts
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Starring: Tom Byron, Teri Starr, Taylor Hayes, Seymore Butts, Taren
Released on: 4/14/2004
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Reviewed by picman on 11/17/2004
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| Prologue I have always liked Seymore's videos but have found them wildly inconsistent. He goes for a true gonzo style and sometimes it works for me, sometimes not. I'm not a big fan of POV, which is one of his strengths, but when he just works the camera as an observer, there are few better. This volume contains the spectacular, young, pre-Vivid Taylor Hayes. That would be enough to draw me in by itself but Taren Steele is also featured, making this very appealing. So, on with the continuing adventures of Seymore Butts. |
 The video opens with Seymore trying to explain his break up with Shane and the roots of his apparent depression. He has received letters from a couple of women determined to cheer him up with special performances. Teri Ellis is the first to visit. She is being interviewed on his couch when we first encounter her. She's very pretty and toothy and leggy as well. Seymore asks Teri to display her flexibility and discovers she's pantiless, which appears to embarrass her. She likes to be spanked and fucked in the ass. What a coincidence, I'd like to see her spanked and fucked in the ass. She also fantasizes about Tom Byron who just happens to be on hand, unbeknownst to Teri. He sneeks up behind her and kisses her. She looks happy and genuinely surprised. Tom kisses, strokes and spanks her. She gets really turned on by the spanking. She has a really nice ass, tight with hardly any rebound. Tom gives it a tonguing before Teri unleashes his cock to give it a little suck. He offers her his ass and Teri's tongue goes right for the gold. Nice view of Teri tongue fucking Tom's ass and pulling on his pud. She's turned around and both guys probe her holes fairly roughly, which she also likes. She sucks Tom a little and finally undresses so we can see her enhanced chest. The head Teri's giving Tom is very heartfelt and she gets drawn to his butt again, licking him from stem to stern. Tom gets behind her to fuck Teri doggy. She's providing most of the motion in the beginning and the chemistry is very good. Seymore lends a hand, literally, putting four fingers in her mouth to pacify her. He pushes her butt cheek aside and we can see how juicy Teri has gotten. Tom goes up and over with Teri bucking like a bronco. Some ass slapping just turns her on some more. Tom's got a bird's eye view of Teri's asshole and you know that's on the agenda. He starts whispering to her about wanting to fuck that ass and how much she wants it. Silver tongued devil. Her pussy reaming gets more intense and she's begging for his cock up her ass. The lube comes out and Teri's ready. She's put on her back and the two guys molest her holes roughly, making Teri cum. Tom sticks his cock in her ass and probes it deeply. Seymore adds a few ass slaps and by the looks on her face I'd say that Teri's really getting off on all this. She's pulled on top of Tommy for CG and insists he beat her ass harder. This is not graceful, choreographed fucking. Teri's barely in control of her body and succumbing to sheer animal lust. She gets tossed into a semi-piledriver position and Tommy just savages her ass. He puts her into a full piledriver and continues to lay into her. He pulls out and just about makes it to her face with his splooge. She has a shy moment and Seymore hands Teri a towel. This is Seymore at his best. No matter how much planning actually went into the making of this scene, it feels real and in fact, may be mostly real. |
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day and Seymore is interviewing Tom in preparation for Taren Steele .
She's also into the idea of fucking Mr. Byron and Seymore is teasing us
by not showing her and continuing to talk to Tom. He just shows pieces
of Taren and describes her letter before finally unveiling this beaty.
Taren is just plain hot looking and Seymore is discussing her fantasies
and her ability to squirt. That's right Cytherea fans, Taren squirts, and
quite a lot. Enough chit chat, Tom wants a piece of her. He's digging her
Daisy Dukes as the fondling heats up. The shorts come off slowly and we
have a very close view of her lovely and toned ass. Tom is taking his time
disrobing Taren and licking his way to her holes. He sticks his head up
her ass and Taren is rapturous. They then get to work on seeing if Tom
can get Taren to squirt. He gets a little out of her with his hands and
after a short after glow Taren unleashes the beast to suck on it. She brings
it to rigidity and they settle into a 69. Cut to them fucking in mish,
Taren still has her top on. She cums, leaving her juice on Tommy's cock,
then pulling off and grinding her pubes on him. This is very wet sex. Taren
gives off more juice than Fallon, but not the quantity or projectile type
that Cytherea does. They move to doggy and she's finally naked. Tom makes
her cum again and dives in for a taste. The lube comes out and her ass
is prepared for the enslaught. Taren spreads her cheeks and Tom finds the
hole. He's dicking her deep and she's worrying her clit furiously. Seymore
gives us a topside view and Taren's ass cheeks are both bright red with
hand prints. They move to RCA and Taren is pounding herself on Tom's peg
with her gash gaping pink. They roll into spoon for a more leisurely pace.
They roll again, into mish, and another move into doggy. Tommy's ready
to blow, and he does, on Taren's back. Some sweet PCH and another fine
scene has completed. |
 Seymore receives a call from Taylor Hayes about coming to Mexico to shoot video on her photo shoot. He had Taren in town and was supposed to take care of her, but Taylor convinces him to change plans. Taren's cool with it and will pick up with him when he gets back. Seymore picks her up to deliver Taren to friends and on the way they take care of another one of her fantasies, public sex. She doesn't feel as though Tom Byron really brought out the squirt queen in her because she needed more digital manipulation than he provided. Seymore volunteers to do her with his fingers and Taren's down with it. They pull into a strip mall parking lot and jump into the back of Seymore's car. He works her pussy till you can hear some sloshing sounds and soon the waterworks begin. Seymore has to readjust the camera because Taren's squirming threw it off. They get back to the business at hand and Taren goes back to streaming her love. It sounds like Seymore's fingers are in a wading pool.Taren's had enough and they say good-by until his return. |
 Seymore arrives in Mexico and Taylor Hayes picks him up. She informs him that the job he showed up for has disappeared. Taylor promises to make it up to him. That sounds even better than a job. This is a young, natural, filled out, achingly beautiful Taylor. She leads Seymore to his hut and they encounter the monkey this film got it's title from. Taylor shows him the view and whips her amazing tits out for an even better view. She has to leave but returns around sunset. In this stunning setting Taylor gets down to take her dinner break on Seymore. She's giving him a first class hummer and he's asking about her shoot. Taylor throws in a little titty fuck and just devours Seymore. The POV is too tight for my tastes, not only eliminating her body, but sometimes most of her face. She jerks him off onto her face and mouth, swallowing whatever she can. She has to run back the shoot and promises to meet Seymore for drinks. |
 They're sitting in a place called Pepe's in Manzanillo, Mexico and sipping some mixed drinks. Taylor recounts her sexual history and I'm wondering why I never met a girl like her in my life. She comes off as a very sexual person and with the drinking they're doing, gets very loose. She bares her butt for Seymore's approval and he can't resist sticking his tongue in there. They both smack her ass cheeks and Taylor sticks her pinky in her sphincter. Seymore manipulates her pussy for a public orgasm. She has to get her shorts back on quickly before they're discovered and then they start making out. Devouring each other is more like it. Taylor takes off leaving Seymore high and dry because she has to be at her shoot in the morning. |
 The next day, Seymore finds Taylor lying in a suspended bed in the shade with an array of dildoes and vibrators. She has a big pink vibe jammed in her pussy and buzzing away. She has a nice cum with that and then lubes up her ass for an anal probe. Seymore helps Taylor get the bulbous end in her ass for the toy DP. That gets her off even better, making Taylor's legs shake. She sucks on a huge flesh colored dildo and the next thing you know, it's in her ass. She helps out with a pocket rocket and her skin is all goose bumps. Seymore fingers her pussy until it's drooling and squirting. How the hell did this woman ever survive at Vivid? They arrange to meet again the next morning. |
 The next morning Taylor appears like a vision out of the sun, wearing only a skirt of sorts. She goes right for Seymore's cock, giving him another loving suck. Taylor rubs her titties on him and generally drives him crazy with her mouth and body. Cut to Taylor on all fours and Seymore entering her in doggy. Taylor is fingering her ass and begging for cock there. The lube is applied and the cock follows. It doesn't take long before Seymore has to cum (I can totally understand that), and Taylor jerks him off all over her face. Later on Seymore drops by Taylor's hut to say goodbye and catches her in the shower for one last tease. |
  The bonus scene opens in POV (of course) and Mari Possa with a mouthful of Seymore's cock. She's fully clothed and the view is pretty tight, but you can tell she has a nice body and she's cut as hell. Her tits get pulled out of her top and those are some pretty globes. She gives Seymore a good working over and even tosses his salad. She even sucks his asshole. This turns into the most thorough rimming I've ever seen. Mari plays with Seymore's cock and fondles his balls, but her tongue remains up his ass. When she's finally done, Mari dives back onto Seymore's cock and hammers her head over it. She nestles him in her cleavage and continues to work on sucking the seed out of him. Seymore finally cums in a long, low moan with Mari jerking him off onto her face. |
| Epilogue You know, I feel sorry for Seymore. He no longer gets to flog and fuck Shane's adorable ass so he has to do with the likes of Taren Steele and Taylor Hayes throwing themselves at him. That would depress me too. Seriously, there are two great scenes here and a cute travelogue. I would have loved to see at least one full, non POV scene with Taylor. It just doesn't do her justice not to be able to see her whole body. And in truth, Seymore is a good looking man and it would have made for a very good scene. Having said that, loved Teri, loved Taren, great work Tom, and I'll be looking for a more fleshed out Taylor appearance. The continuation of Taren's appearance is contained in Seymore's American Tushy. |
| The Disk There's the bonus bj scene with Mari Possa, photo gallery, and some trailers. I have to say that Seymore is one of the best at cutting a trailer. I find myself wanting to see all of the films previewed. |
| Recommendation I think that this makes for a decent rental, but there isn't enough here to pay full price for. Of course, that is Taylor Hayes with her lips wrapped around Seymore's dick and begging for it up her ass. so take it under advisement. |
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