Seymore Butts' Butt Pirates Of the Caribbean Review

Synopsis
Mrs B likes the "Family Business" tv show, but hadnt as yet seen any of SB's movies, so I figured we'd give the new "Butt Pirates" a look-see.

What I Liked
Well, damn near all of it is shot at St. Maarteen, and the place is flat out beautiful, the movie itself?? Oddly enough the first, and best scene in our view takes place stateside, with Flower Tucci done up in her homage to Bo Derek. Cornrows and beads, tanning poolside, she too is a 10 ! Moving inside she and Tee Reel fuck like mad with Flower's mix of suntan oil and pussy juice spraying all over with every stroke Tee makes ! Hot !! Another fave scene of ours' took place in a bar on the island where Samantha Ryan, Amber Peach and Mari Possa get it on with Herschel Savage , and Kurt Lockwood in full view , and to the delight of the bar's patrons ! In fact after drenching Samantha Ryan's face with his man milk Kurt gets kudos from the happy crowd. Nice scene. Mrs B also liked the outdoor blow job scene with Seymore and Mari, but ive never liked the sounds he makes when having sex, even going back to the prime Taylor/Alisha era. Just not my thing I guess.

What I Disliked
The opening Flower scene set the bar too high for the rest of the dvd to attain. Plus, half of the remaing scenes are girl/girl which isnt usually my flavor. Mrs B tends to enjoy g/g a lot, but here she only liked the in-pool lezfest with Mari & Samantha. She hated the movie ender with Mari & Amber because she wasnt crazy about seeing them anally fuck each other with beer and champagne bottles. Odd, I actually thought that was kinda hot meself, ah well.

DVD Quality
Very good! I always enjoy dvd's that have scene within scene chapter breakdowns.Big props for that.The picture and sound quality are excellent as well. There is a behind the scenes featurette, as well as porn babe bios; and as always with Seymore's dvds the mandatory plugs for 9 billion of his other ventures & effluvia.

Overall Thoughts
Well,it aint "Behind the Spinc Door" or " Seymore & Shane do Ireland", but its not half bad either. Fans of Flower and Mari will surely dig it. Fom a couples standpoint, it may be a good call for guys wanting to initiate their better half into the Seymore genre.

peace,barrettman