Sexy 'n Knocked Up 2 Review

This review was of a download version of the film which had no 'Behind the Scenes' material for review.

This DVD, released in 2015 is 640x480 resolution. Viewed at its original size it stands up remarkably well, and there is some very tasteful close-up footage.

Scene 1. Alexandra is a very pretty young woman, shoulder length black hair, nice makeup. She runs a bath. Full breasts tipped with long brown teats. Swollen tummy stretched shiny. Kneels in water, showers herself with hand shower, plenty of teasing eye contact. Sits on ledge in bath, splays her knees apart, soaps herself, whimpers as she soaps pussy, she's hungry, close-up shots of pussylips and pussy entrance being thoroughly washed. Stands to soap her splendid bump, breasts and bum, lovely close-up shots of her flawless skin, teases with eyes, mouth and tongue. Alexandra needs no lessons in this. Fingers herself briefly, rinses down, steps out, dries herself.

Clad in black lingerie with low heels, Alexandra joins a guy for cock and ballsucking; they swap, he eats her out. She splays out beautifully half lying in armchair. She whimpers but the guy pants and grunts loudly - very irritating after a while. I wished he'd just stick his cock in her and fuck her. She wanted that too!
Eventually he lifts her into an awkward looking mish position on the arm of the chair, and sticks his cock in her pussy. She looks ready for a good fucking but this is tame stuff. Penetration is shallow and what looks a decent sized dick when she is sucking it, seems to go down a size or two when it came to copulating with her. I can't think why because Alexandra is intensely fuckable. There's a careless edit as they change positions to revcg. Wood restored, she guides him in. Lengthy session of gentle fucking, breasts snugly supported in quarter cups, nipples thrown forwards demanding to be sucked! Straggling black suspenders always look sluttish when a woman's thighs are open. Very little eye contact during revcg - a pity. She leans foward a bit to get him in deeper. Soon, she climbs off and they spoon on the floor. Pretty Alexandra deserves a thicker, longer dick than this. She leers at the camera - aren't I a filthy slut, she asks? Next, it's doggy with her left leg hoisted up on the arm of a chair. Shallow penetration is disappointing as baby is well protected miles away deep in her pelvis. She winces as he eases into her anus in doggy, she's clearly not too comfortable. Tasteful photography from different angles, including one group from the front and another from the side. Framed by black lingerie, her large, white, pregnant belly hangs down as she perches on one leg - very nice.

She climbs off and leans back as he jerks off on her bump. She mops the sperm with his dick and smiles. I wish, she'd dipped her finger in it and at least tasted it. Better still she might have scooped it all up off her bump with a spoon and eaten a few million wriggling critters! No such luck.

Conclusion. Alexandra is very pretty with her big bump. She is a skillful and enjoyable tease. The male talent, hopefully not her partner, grunted loudly throughout. At times it seemed he wasn't up to the job and I'd like to have seen her take a much larger weapon. But the girl herself in all her radiant, slutty loveliness, cancelled out most of my reservations. Alexandra is the star of the show. Given the relative rarity of good quality pregnancy porn, I give her scene 4.5/5.

Scene 2. Ibrigitta is a cute redhead with truly magnificent breasts, a good wide pelvis and an estimated 6-7 month bump. After removing her black knickers and fishnet stockings, she rubs her bump and smiles. She has at least one Caesarean section scar low on her belly, possibly two. Lying on the grass on a bright, sunny day, she's contentedly playing with herself. There follows a sequence of amazing close-ups of her pussy, including some of its juicy looking interior. This pussy appears to have been very busy, probably in both directions. Her luscious lips, gently parted by purple fingernails reveal a plush, pink, mysterious interior lined with creases, furrows and secret folds. What a sight! She is sublime, this pussy, and alone for me, is worth the price of the film. Ibrigitta bends over to show her business section from a doggy perspective. This shows that the slit of her pussy is unusually long; her pussylips are meaty corrugated rucks of flesh, dusky pink at their crinkled edges, baby pink further in. Her breasts hang full udder-like, her beautiful red hair spreads out on the ground, eye-shadowed eyes closed in the sunlight.

Next, she is suddenly sucking a cock. Ball-sucking, face-fucking follows. The dude reaches for a porno mag which he flicks through whilst she sucks his cock. He gets her to rim him. Those breasts are too much for him, he sucks her nipples vigorously but she doesn't like it. Her milk, if she has any, is too good for this guy! Next he fucks her pussy in doggy. Lots of soft moaning, breasts swinging free underneath well captured by the camera. More cocksucking, face-fucking with guy on his back, then cg, shallow penetration, constant moaning from the girl; in revcg she lets him in deeper, he loses wood after a while, she climbs off, strokes and sucks; the cock is short anyway so it is not the best. Edit. Then he's in her again very briefly in scissors. Strokes off on her face, good volume, thick, sticky load with gobs on her forehead, chin, eye and nose. She smiles and refuses to allow any sperms into her mouth.

Conclusion. Worth watching if you are a pussy lover. Great shots near the start. Otherwise, apart from the girl's bump, her wondrous mammaries, and a decent facial, this is vanilla porn, made on the cheap. Clumsy film edits. The young lady deserved better.

Scene 3. Nikoletta is a middle aged pregnant woman who is apparently propositioned to do a porn shoot whilst shopping in her local store. She's with a short-sighted guy (nasty innuendo about the woman's looks?) who we are supposed to think is her husband/partner. Some cash changes hands and they are all in a car heading for open country. During the conversation in Hungarian, Nikki says she's 7 months pregnant, and this is her third time. The arrangements, sadly, don't allow time for a makeup artist to work her magic, so we get Nikki au naturelle. Her partner, who turns out to be impotent today, flicks through a porn magazine whilst the lady strips off.

The rest is barely worth a review. The male participants are unappealing to put it mildly. The woman is no beauty but she's pleasant, has a nice smile, and, most importantly, she is pregnant! The film editing is dire, and the outdoor 'set' an insult to the viewing public. The scene looks as if it is being planned as it goes along. The poor woman must wonder how she ended up with these two plonkers, but she does her best all the same. The guy who paid her at the start jacks off over her bump and the lady smiles.

Conclusion. This scene should come with a health warning. It could put you off porn for life!