Sexx the Hard Way 5 Review

Reviewed by Speelie  on  11/24/2002

Sexx the Hard Way 5
Directed by Nacho Vidal
Digital Sin DVD
Released Summer 2002

Cast : Karma, Simona Sun, Mandy Bright, Nataly Dune, Vanessa Desire(e), Isha Paradise, Dennis Marti, Andrea “Tarzan” Moranty, Toni Ribas, Raul Vidal

Sexx the Hard Way 5 made a poor initial impression. Part of the problem is that once again the credits are badly screwed up. So are the photos, with the cover and photo gallery showing Ro(a)nita, the tall, curvy brunette seen at upper right on the front packaging. She’s made some fans after appearing in movies such as Hey Babe, Nice Tits and 110% Natural 2, and those people will be disappointed to learn that her scene is not in the present volume. Instead, it apparently was cut out by Digital Sin, and then put into the later Sexx the Hard Way 8. Some of the listings in the credits can’t be matched with any of the performers, so I’ll go by their most common names. Also on the cover, clockwise from below Ro(a)nita, are Nataly Dune, Karma, Isha Paradise, Mandy Bright, and Vanessa Desire. Not shown is Simona Sun, but you can get a look at her on the cover to Killer Pussy 10, where she is front and center.

Sexx the Hard Way 5 opens with Dennis Marti feeling sad that no one has remembered his birthday. Nacho assures him that a surprise is waiting, and all that is needed is for Marti to open the door of the closet behind him. Waiting inside is Nacho’s old friend Karma, who is wearing an American flag bikini under her wrapping of a black parka. Marti licks and gropes her, and she returns the oral favor. Karma makes two kinds of scenes. Sometimes she does extensive impersonal anal, such as in Hardball 7 and Matador 12, while her others are more intimate, non-anal encounters, including working with Nacho in Killer Pussy 1 & 3. This is one of the latter sort, and she seems to be almost as fond of Marti as she is of Nacho. Karma rides Marti in reverse cowgirl, which well displays her large breasts. The fucking becomes standing doggy, and she then gets pounded in mish, maintaining great eye contact with Marti. They’re spooning when he pulls out to cum on her chin. About this same time, Karma also made a scene with Nacho for Blowjob Impossible 4.

Simona Sun lies on a bed, slowly waking up, as Tarzan watches her from a nearby chair. They kiss good morning, and she then starts fellating him. Simona lies her long, lovely body back on the bed so that Tarzan can briefly eat and finger her, and then insert his cock for mish intercourse. They keep screwing with good energy in various positions. The scene ends in parallel fashion to the first one, with the couple spooning when Tarzan pulls out to finish himself on her face. This scene was made at the same time, on the same day, as her turn with Nacho found on Blowjob Impossible 4 (she wears the same lingerie and has the same jewelry and makeup), and it was her introduction to Nacho and Tarzan. She’s very sensual, and gives a typically good performance, but after she became better acquainted with the Nacho crowd, she was able to deliver the smoking hot sexiness she showed in Killer Pussy 10.

In an ornate room we find Mandy Bright fooling around with Nataly Dune, an actress who usually works in French productions, but who has the sort of fake breasts often found in American ones. Nataly, her pants around her knees, tongue and finger fucks Mandy, and suddenly, Toni Ribas appears to penetrate Nataly from behind. He screws her with his customary high energy, which gets Nataly rather excited. She certainly knows how to be sexy on camera (as does Mandy), even if I don’t care for her looks, or her saggy stomach. Mandy gets her own vigorous reverse cowgirl ride, until Nataly replaces her in regular cowgirl, a position which shows she has a permanent ass tulip courtesy of a career in porn. Ribas then gets aggressive, pushing and pulling his costars into various positions and choking Mandy, which gets her very hot as she fingers her own asshole. Ribas then enters Nataly’s ass in doggy, fucking it hard and long, until hunching forward to cum on the womens’ faces.

Marti steps up behind Vanessa Desire in a kitchen, nuzzling her neck and reaching a hand down her tight pants as she fondles the bulge in his trousers. She’s a tigress, who loves Macho guys like Marti. The two were part of a group scene in Killer Pussy 11, but here they get to focus on each other. He gives her a strong eating out, after which she fingers her clit to the point of emitting a couple of small squirts.

Now that her engines have been revved up, Vanessa kneels, undoes Marti’s pants, and proceeds to blow him with good eye contact. Vanessa then leans back on a table for some mish pussy fucking, which causes her to begin making her trademark animal snarls. She turns over for doggy, and soon Marti fingers her butt, lubing it up with spit before sliding in his cock. The lengthy anal doggy is followed by equally extensive reverse anal cowgirl. Vanessa finally squats to accept Marti’s cumshot in her mouth, ending the best scene of this movie.

Isha Paradise is another old and good friend of Nacho. She made a number of scenes with him during 2001, but this time, when she reaches for his crotch, as he films POV, Nacho points out, “Today is not my porn. Today is my brother’s porn.” The guy sitting nearby certainly resembles Nacho, and must be Raul Vidal, but this brings up a mystery. Who is the fellow who worked the camera in Killer Pussy 11 & 12? The camera work in those movies is credited to Raul, but the cameraman is a different guy, a longhaired man who performs in a scene in Sexx the Hard Way 6. Anyway, Isha begins to suck Raul off, telling Nacho, “I like to meet your family!”

Isha then leaves to take a bath, with the scene picking up again upon her return. She and Raul briefly oral each other, before he mounts her doggy. Isha is like Belladonna in that I find both almost totally unattractive in terms of looks, even as I fully appreciate that they are very good performers. Isha is always in a great mood, and has fun here riding Raul in both cowgirl positions. She backs off him just in time for his massive ejaculation to dribble onto his stomach, after which she sucks post cum. Raul seems to possess none of the charisma or presence of his brother, but perhaps he was nervous, particularly when paired with an outgoing girl like Isha. Perhaps if he had managed to hold out longer, Isha would have done her usual anal, though it is also possible she simply wasn’t in the mood fpr it on this day.

So closes a somewhat below average entry in the Nachoribas chronicles. I came to enjoy the movie more with additional viewings, and it is certainly superior to a lot of what is out there, but it still somehow feels lacking in comparison with most of Nacho’s other movies. Most of the performers have similar, better scenes elsewhere, and aside from the Vanessa-Marti coupling, the expressions of raw lust that are a Nacho hallmark are missing. Yes, Karma, Simona, and Mandy do well, but again, they are even better in other appearances (Killer Pussy 3, 10, and 8, respectively). Nachoribas collectors will probably enjoy the chance to see these actresses again, but if you aren’t already a fan of these movies, Sexx the Hard Way 5 can be safely skipped.

The DVD of Sexx the Hard Way 5 was released before Digital Sin began improving their product. So the chapter stops are still erratic and the B-side is the same as always. The photo gallery is decent and long, and the picture quality is reasonable, but this is essentially no-frills porn. My enjoyment of the movie was based largely on an overall familiarity with the situations and cast, and I suspect the average viewer will find it all rather uninspired. It is better than Sexx the Hard Way 2, but may be Nacho’s second worst movie overall. Fortunately, I can report that Sexx the Hard Way 6 is much better.

Send questions and comments to : Speelie@my.adultdvdtalk.com