Sexual Indiscretions Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  8/20/2003

Running Time: 83 min. (cover claims 90 min., which is about right for the total running length of the DVD)

Production Date: 6 / 06 / 2000

Director: Panos Kalatis

Cast: Taylor St. Clair, Bianca Jordan, Brooke April, Charlene Aspen, T. J. Hart, Mickey G., Ian Daniels, Sean Rider, and Mark Davis

Initial Expectations: I’m not quite sure what to expect here. The cast is good, but something about the cover makes me leery.

Initial Reaction: It’s nothing special, but it is a nice diversion

Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a straightforward porno

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex or a plot

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty average. The sex scenes normally have decent sound, but the audio is often just a little muddy. There’s normally a bit of dialogue to start things out, but sometimes it’s very hard to make out. The video is much the same way. It has a small bit of grain, and looks just a little better than a VHS transfer. It’s nicely lit, however, and the grain is very uniform throughout the presentation.

Music: The music has a seventies porn funk going that half of me likes and half of me wants to make fun of. Regardless of whether you like it or not, it’s way too loud, and occasionally covers up most of what’s going on.

Menus: The menus are pretty standard. The main menu is unanimated while the chapter menu lets you choose a small clip of each scene.

The Feature: Sexual Indiscretions is a straightforward porno. It’s not gonzo, but there also isn’t any kind of plot to hold the scenes together, or in some cases even to set the scenes up. Instead there’s a lineup of unrelated sex scenes that gets right to the point.

Taylor St. Clair starts things out with Mickey G. She says something the camera doesn’t catch too well to start things off, or maybe I was just too taken by her black rubber dress to worry about things like talking. Mickey spanks her before having her get on all fours in his chair so he can tongue her pussy and ass. She happily frees Mickey from his pants before giving him a bit of oral payback, and then climbs on to ride him in the mandatory reverse cowgirl. Mickey also gives it to Taylor’s twat doggie style before spearing her ass missionary style. Taylor doesn’t let Mickey’s rubber stop her from taking an ass to mouth or from stroking him. She finishes things up with a bit of doggie style and sucking him to a fairly disappointing pop on her tongue.

This is a pretty darn good opening scene! Taylor’s hummer went on a little long for me, but her anal was great. I don’t really have a feeling one way or another on condoms, but here I think it really helped it out. Taylor’s going for the ass to mouth with Mickey’s rubber on just made her seem like she wanted it all the more, and I think made it even a little nastier! It’s a hot scene, but I think a little better editing would have tightened it up a lot and really helped it out.

Bianca Jordan, an okay looking dirty blonde, and Ian Daniels hook up for the second scene. Bianca diddles herself to start things out until Ian shows up wondering what she’s doing because she’s on his bed and she doesn’t live there. She tells him that she’s watching his movies, and he tells her that she can have the real thing instead. Ian has Bianca suck his cock before letting her up to ride it. Bianca takes it missionary and doggie style before getting back to reverse cowgirl. Finally, Bianca gets off and lets Ian aim his nutty goodness at her bush.

This scene didn’t do much for me. I’ll admit that it started on the wrong foot with Biana not appearing to be able to handle lines longer than one syllable. Her acting ability seemed to continue like that through most of the scene for me, leaving it a disappointing, nearly emotionless scene.

Taylor St. Clair returns to take on Brooke April in the third scene. The girls kiss and caress each other without letting any of that dialogue stuff get in the way. Taylor starts out working on Brooke with her tongue and fingers, including giving her a good rimming. They move into a sixty nine to let Brooke work into working on Taylor before they’re joined by Sean Rider. Brooke decides she’s done with Taylor, and leaves her to Sean, who goes right after Taylor’s tantalizing titties. Taylor sixty-nines Sean before concentrating on his cock orally without any distractions. She lets Sean bone her from behind as well as scissor style and missionary before finishing things up with a nice facial.

I really kind of liked this scene. Brooke and Taylor play off each other very well, and although I would have liked to have seen Brooke give Taylor a bit more, the trade off with Sean is nicely done. Sean’s half of the scene didn’t quite match up with Brooke’s, but it’s still well done with nice energy and decent chemistry.

Brooke April returns for the penultimate scene, this time to pair up with Charlene Aspen. She starts out diddling herself softly until Charlene shows up. They work their way back and forth, giving it to each other with their tongue and fingers. Charlene even goes so far as to give Brooke’s ass a little tongue loving before they finish things up with some nice kissing.

This is another nicely done scene. Charlene and Brooke have great chemistry, and the balance isn’t too bad either. Surprisingly, the scene comes to a close on its own rather than feeling like the porno timer went off or one of the girls felt the need to run to Jack in the Box. The biggest problem here is the camera angles, which often seemed just slightly off to me. It focuses on Brooke much more than Charlene, and although Brooke treats the camera very well here, a little better balance would have been nice.

Finally, T. J. Hart takes on Mark Davis. They start out kissing on a couch before Mark goes down on T. J. He tongues her twat before fingering her ass and letting her taste his fingers. T. J. sucks Mark’s cock in reciprocation before climbing on and giving him a bit of pussy. She takes him in her ass reverse cowgirl style and taking an impressive facial.

As soon as I saw that T. J. was taking on Mark in an anal scene my hopes skyrocketed. I remember an interview where T. J. said that Mark’s the only guy she’ll do anal with, which really made me look forward to this scene. The chemistry between them is great, and it’s obvious that they both had a lot of fun with the scene. Unfortunately, the camera angles left a bit to be desired for me once again. The only time you could clearly see Mark reaming T. J.’s ass was with the gyno-cam, and then you couldn’t really see T. J.’s reactions that well. It’s still a good scene, but once again, it could have been better.

Sexual Indiscretions is a nicely done cookie cutter porno. There’s a little plot here and there, but nothing that connects any of the scenes. The sex is normally nicely done, with only Bianca Jordan’s scene not quite making it to the average mark due to a lack of chemistry. Taylor St. Clair and Brooke April, however, do great jobs in their scenes, and seem to know just what the camera needs. The biggest problem with Sexual Indiscretions is that the camera angles are often just a little off. A head will block the action in one scene, or perhaps an arm or leg. You’re allowed to see most of the action, but it always felt like things could be just a little better for me. There’s nothing overly special about Sexual Indiscretions that should make you run right out and pick it up, but it is a nicely done porno with some hot sex which is sometimes just what you need.

Extras: The photo gallery contains about thirty nice looking snapshots. Web links are included, as well as trailers for Analize This and Ass Good As It Gets. Finally, there’s a cum shot recap which lasts about four and a half minutes.

Themes: Straight, spanking, rimming (male > female and female > female), anal, ass to mouth, lesbian, and interracial

Raincoat Factor: Very High

Condom Usage: 100%

Overall: Currently, many Lord Perious DVDs can be found online for between about $4 and $25, with stores pretty much offering them at both ends. At the low end I have a hard time not recommending this one. The sex is pretty good, as is the transfer. There’s even a

Note to Lord Perious: You seem to be coming along nicely with your DVDs. This one shows some nice care and I think if you continue like this you’re going to get a little notice.

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