Sexpack Five: Dirty Deeds Review
Raging Stallion
Studio: Raging Stallion
Category: Gay
Directed by: Chris Ward, J.D. Slater
Starring: Buck Phillips, Matt McGrath, Robert Black, Bryce Pierce
Released on: 1/16/2002
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 7/30/2002
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Director: Chris Ward and J.D. Slater
Cast: Bryce Pierce, Robert Black, Matt McGrath, Joe Stack, Michael Soldier, Buck Philips Scene One: Fed XXX Starring: Buck Philips, Michael Soldier Now this is a great way to start out a video! Michael Soldier shows up in Buck’s basement wearing a sexy UPS uniform, and delivering some smut. Both these guys have that “ruggedly-hansome, slightly hairy daddy next door” look going on. Michael is a very eager cocksucker, and an extremely vocal bottom. There’s a substantial amount of fucking here, and you can tell the guys are really into it the whole time. Easily the best scene of the DVD. Scene Two: Cock Stuffer Starring: Joe Stack, Matt McGrath It’s too bad the first scene was so good, because it makes this one seem that much worse. There’s way too much oral in this scene. Joe sucks on Matt for what seems like hours. There’s also lots of ball slapping, dirty talk and cock stuffing (sliding a metal rod up your weiner), but none of this is able to give Matt anything close to an erection. Joe seems like he was doing his best to heat things up, but what are you supposed to do when you partner just doesn’t seem into it? You move on to the next scene, that’s what you do… Scene Three: Joe Stack’s Photoshoot Starring: Joe Stack Ok, this really bothers me. What is this photoshoot doing here? They even mention that this is unedited footage! Unedited footage is fine for the bonus section of your DVD, but is unacceptable during the main feature. What you get is about five minutes of Joe Stack posing and jacking off in front of a motorcycle while someone takes pictures. It’s rather short, and seems very out of place. Scene Four: Initiation Starring: Bryce Pierce, Robert Black Here’s my patented 2 word review: It’s sloooooooooooooow. Ok, maybe I should expand on that a bit. The pacing in this scene just wasn’t able to keep my interested. I prefer the more frenzied approach in the first scene. Both guys do all the requisite cock sucking, rimming and fucking… they just do it really slowly. To top it off, Robert only fucks Bryce in one position (doggie style). Would it have killed them to move around a little bit? There’s also a weird little bondage bit at the end that comes way out of left field. If this scene had a saving grace, it would be Bryce’s awesome cumshot at the end… it’s just one long, gooey SPLAT! Audio/Visual Quality Like Sexpack Six, Sexpack Five is shot slightly widescreen, which looks great. Extras There isn’t much in terms of extras. Included is the no-sex trailer for Raiders of the Lost Arse (which seems to show up on damn near every Raging Stallion DVD) and galleries of Bryce Pierce and Sexpack Six. Final Word For me, the only scene worth watching is the first. I would have been perfectly happy had that scene just been tacked onto the end of the Sexpack Four, and the rest of this footage just scrapped. Hmm… maybe I’m being a little too hard here. It isn’t terrible by any means, it’s just so decidedly average, and I know that Raging Stallion is capable of doing so much better. Running Time: 86 minutes Send questions, and comments to: joeblow69@my.adultdvdtalk.com. |
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