Seven Years in Thai Butt Review

General Impression
There’s a whopping 17 scenes, all with popular Asian starlets. Many of them are taken from couple-oriented Wicked features, and there are a few vintage 1990s surprises in the mix, too.

Sex Highlights
I got this Wicked compilation primarily for three reasons: 1) the catchy title; 2) older footage of Katsumi; 3) Jayna Oso. Well, the title had absolutely nothing to do with the flim itself, so I’ll focus on two of my favorite starlets, Katsumi (before her implants) and Jayna.

The compilation does not disappoint on this front, as we have no less than four scenes featuring Katsumi: a rather lame one from American Dreams (complete with flags and all), the dinner table orgy from FUCK, a steamy scene from Erotik (where Katsumi looks awesome), and another strong scene from Sweatshop. The scene from Erotik even shows an interesting brown spot on Katsumi’s labia majora while she’s doing anal, one that’s there for a while (beginning at 2h23m56) and then magically disappears the second time we cut to her face. . . What I really like about these last two scenes is that we get one cumshot on Katsumi’s pussy and one on her belly, which is a nice break from all the facials that dominate this compilation (and, sadly, most of porn).

As for my other favorite, Jayna Oso stars in a hot MMF fireside threesom from Colors, and, well, we all know that Jayna is at her best when she’s with 2 guys! There’s also a steamy all-girl scene with Lexi Love (who sports a nice little bush) from I’m a Tease #2, which really heats up toward the end when Jayna takes an anal dildo.

The rest of the DVD, unfortunately, doesn’t do much for me, aside from the older footage, which is a real treat: we have Kitty Young and Alex Sanders from 1994’s Freak Dat Booty, and two great scenes with the always amazing Asia Carrera where we actually get to see some nice bush (from Satin and Lace and even a scene with Jenna Jameson from Hell on Heels). I also like Roxy Jezel’s hot scene from Gossip, which features some great anal and a cumshot on her fabulous butt, and it was a nice treat to see Jenna Haze (from Promises of the Heart), where we see some great cunnilingus (another act I wish was more common in porn).

Negatives
In a nutshell: condoms, too many shaved pussies, dyed Asian hair instead of natural black, too many facial cum shots, and tanned Asian skin whereas I prefer pale girls. Most of the scenes won’t be watched more than once.

The DVD
I especially like how the performers’ names and the original film title are displayed before the scene. There’s also an option on the main menu to access the “pop shots” (which are coded as separate scenes, so if you’re watching a scene and want to see the cum shot you can just hit the skip button, which is very convenient), as well as a pop shot recap feature.

Summary
Seven Years in Thai Butt is available for pretty cheap, so it’s just a question of whether or not you want it taking space in your home. For me, I can’t complain thanks to Katsumi, Jayna Oso, Roxy Jezel, and Asia Carrera. Avena Lee looked pretty hot in her scene, but most of the other girls just weren’t my type (and I do prefer Asian women for the most part). Still, I liked the couple-oriented feel, and the fact that the women are well taken care of, with lots of cunnilingus and even some sensual anal fingering. There’s also plenty of natural female bodies, with smaller breasts and nice curves, which I love. All in all, not a bad find if the price is right.