Secret Suburban Sex Parties Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/2/2003

Running Time: 105 min.

Production Date: 3 / 13 / 2003

Director: Nick Orleans

Cast: Adara Star, Alana Evans, Ann Marie, Anna Mills, Ashley More, Britney Foster, Cherokee, Cindy Crawford, Dalny Marga, Envy Mi, Honey, Jasmine Lynn, Justine Romee, Koko, Krystal, Melanie Jagger, Olivia Saint, Rebecca Starr, Saphire Rae, Stefany Mays, Max Steele, Pat Myne, Steven St. Croix, and Tyler Wood

Initial Expectations: I’ve been having very mixed results from Nick Orleans lately. I’d like to say that I’m going in with very high expectations, but I can’t.

Initial Reaction: Drink heavily before going to this party.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a lot of masturbation and art in their movies

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesn’t like tinted video, uneven lighting, dubbing, etc.

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary throughout the feature. The audio balance varies throughout the feature, but there’s more than a little that’s not balanced too well. There’s also more than a little that seems dubbed. The video varies as much as the audio does. It all has a soft feeling, but there are some areas which are tinted in a way that wasn’t at all attractive to me. It appears that several filters were used to give the video the look it has, and sadly, they often brought the feature down rather than up for me.

Music: The music has a kind of fun and sexy feel, but rarely makes it through the entire scene. It’s nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, and stands out nicely due to not being in the entire scene.

Menus: The menus are a bit different, and I’m not sure if I like them or not. The main menu blends the box cover with a bit of the action in a nice way. The chapter menu gives each scene its own screen, so you get a large clip of each scene as well as a title for the scene. It’s a very different feeling chapter menu, and I’m not really sure if I like it or not.

The Feature: Secret Suburban Sex Parties works with the idea of group sex. Each scene is set up around a certain party, but few have actual setups. Each scene is also completely individual so you can watch one without having to keep track of any kind of plot.

Panty Party starts things off with Cindy Crawford, Melanie Jagger, and Ann Marie. The girls show off their panties and diddle themselves with one girl sitting in a chair and the other two on a couch facing each other. They’re joined by Steven St. Croix, who Melanie goes down on immediately before climbing up to ride him cowgirl style. She turns around to let Steven fuck her ass while she plays the banjo while Ann and Cindy watch and diddle themselves. Steven finishes things up taking Melanie’s ass missionary style before backing out and hosing her down.

This is a pretty hot scene! It seems a little weird with Steven and Melanie being the only ones getting it on here, but it also helps to set the scene apart from so many of the other scenes out there. This leaves me torn because as much as I would have liked to see Cindy and Ann get in on the action, I also really like the uniqueness of the scene.

Bachelorette Party is next and starts out featuring Envy Mi, Stefany Mays, Dalny Marga, and Jasmine Lynn. They diddle themselves a little with the toys they have around before Max Steele shows up to dance for them. They make it clear that they don’t want to waste time, so Envy goes right to work taking Max into her throat. Jasmine takes the next turn, also giving Max a little throat action, followed by Dalny, who also gives him a little titty fucking. Envy takes Max into her throat again while the other two help her. The three of them trade off sucking him, watching, and diddling, until he finally pops on Dalny’s tits and his stomach. Throughout it all, Stefany just sits back and takes care of herself with a dildo.

This is another different feeling scene, but it didn’t work for me as well as the opening scene. I love the way the three girls shared Max, but Stefany being by herself had me wondering repeatedly why she was even in the scene. You barely saw here, and most of her screen time was when there was a distance shot. Her presence gives the scene a very odd feeling, almost like it’s an experiment. Although some parts of the experiment work, as a whole I don’t think it worked.

Alana Evans and Rebecca Starr start out the Breakfast Party. They diddle themselves very briefly coming down a mirrored staircase and walk around outside before Justine Romee shows up. The three of them diddle themselves with the help of a few toys before Tyler Wood shows up, who immediately gets his knob gobbled by Rebecca. He returns her oral favors as Rebecca lays back in the chair before nailing her missionary style while the other girls watch and diddle themselves. Rebecca rolls over so Tyler can give it to her ass and finally lets him stroke himself onto her back and ass.

This scene lost me pretty much right at the start. It would have been okay, but it just feels like a slimmed down version of the first scene. It’s really too bad because Justine and Alana normally put in great scenes. Here they’re wasted. Rebecca does a very good job, but she isn’t enough to save the scene from the obvious waste of talent and redundancy that bogs it down.

Going Away Party starts out with Anna Mills coming to visit Britney Foster before she leaves. They quickly bring up the subject of lesbian sex before Britney shows and then puts her toy to work on Anna. Pat Myne interrupts them and quickly gets Britney’s head bobbing on his cock while Anna, of course, watches and takes care of herself. Pat reciprocates before nailing Britney missionary style, and surprisingly Anna comes over for a little oral love too. Anna gets a little more oral love as she helps Pat and Britney while they go at it reverse cowgirl style, and then shares Pat’s pop between her and Britney’s tits.

This was a very average scene. It had a bit of the redundant feel of the previous scenes, but having Anna actually get into the action a little really helped it. It varies from the other scenes by having a larger story to set it up, but that becomes annoying because of how cheesily they play it.

The Lingerie Party features Adara Star, Chreokee, Koko, Honey, and Olivia Saint. The girls look at panties before breaking out some toys and going at it amongst themselves. They watch each other masturbate as Honey and Olivia take care of each other. The scene finally winds down, much like the movie does as it goes from one scene to the next, until it fades out.

This is a pretty boring scene. It seems to go on forever as it’s either a close-up on either Honey or Olivia eating each other or it’s a distance shot. Cherokee, provides most of the talking in the scene, and although she’s cute, she has an annoying little girl voice that helped convince me that the fast forward button was a very worthwhile invention.

Finally, Birthday Party features Anna Mills, Saphire Rae, Ashley More, and Krystal. The girls fool around a little and make Krystal show off what she’s got, including a huge set of lower lips. Max Steele delivers Anna her birthday cake before granting Anna her wish of wanting to see her man take on one of her best friends. Saphire ends up being that girl. She sucks Max while the others sit back and diddle themselves, before Krystal gets a phone call that gets her out of there. Max fingers and then reverse pile drives Saphire on the couch before fucking her ass missionary style on a table. Fianlly he sprays down Saphire’s chest with a few measly and disappointing drops. It looked like he was going to spray down all three girls, but he barely got any to Saphire.

This is a dismal ending to the feature. It’s pretty much like every other scene here, with absolutely nothing to set it apart from the others. I shouldn’t say that. I think there’s better chemistry between the girls watching which makes it all the more frustrating when they’re wasted in the scene.

Secret Suburban Sex Parties is another dud from Nick Orleans. It has a decent idea, but it grinds it into the ground by using it for every scene in the movie! Some scenes that are so repetitive that they actually look like a previous scene but just with different people! It’s too bad because there are some talented people here. Melanie Jagger probably comes off as the best in the feature, but that might just be because she was in the first scene so she didn’t have the baggage of the previous scenes. Other scenes, such as the scene with Rebecca Star, Justine Romee, and Alana Evans comes off as one of the worst, for the simple reason that it feels almost identical to Melanie’s scene. It was so bad that I couldn’t help but hit the fast forward button because I knew I’d be too pissed off otherwise. Perhaps the saddest thing is that the sex here started out pretty good. By the end of the second scene I thought the feature was on the way to a 3 or 3.5 rating sexually, but the longer it went on, the lower it got. Secret Suburban Sex Parties is a secret easily kept.

Extras: Trailers are included for Invisible, The Puppeteer, Sex Spell, The Fiesta, and Emerald Rain. The photo gallery contains over forty very nice looking snapshots and full screen photos. There’s also about twenty photos to help you identify the cast members, web links, and a bonus scene.

The bonus scene comes from The Puppeteer and features Briana Banks and Dale DaBone. They start out in a sixty nine so Dale can eat her pussy as Briana takes his cock down her throat. In an odd twist for today’s porn, Briana and Dale only fuck in one position before Dale decorates Briana’s tits. Dale does work over both her pussy and ass, but it’s still strange to only see the girl lay in one place to get taken care of rather than working through three or four different positions. Even though it’s only one position it work very well due to the great chemistry between Briana and Dale.

Themes: Straight, group, masturbation, voyeurism, oral, titty fucking, toys, anal, and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: 100% with the exception of between Pat Myne and Britney Foster

Overall: Currently, Adam & Eve’s DVDs can be found online for between $8 and $25, with several stores offering this line of DVDs for around $15. Rent this one before you buy it. It’s extremely redundant and gets old very quickly. The technical aspects vary due to the artistic styles of the movie, but there’s some decent extras.

Note to Adam & Eve: Please give Nick Orleans a little help.

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