Seattle Hairy Girls 23 & 24 Review

Reviewed by rainingcrow  on  1/5/2009

This review is going to be difficult to write with a straight face. Don't get me wrong here. I did enjoy it thoroughly... just don't go into it expecting to blow your load to any money shots.

Both movies are on the same disc, with some special features added in.
The menu starts out with soft new age type music on the menu... its slow and soft and didn't drive me nuts on repeat. That's a decent start.

The first bonus scene was called "Honey Bunch". The girl immediately loses her classy smart chick vibe from the moment you see her smile... maybe a second before, when you see the overdone makeup and gap between her front teeth... my hopes fell a little bit honestly. On the other hand though she does have beautiful natural breasts and a great ass and hips... her body is really nice.

The whole scene is basically a solo show centered around a bath... but the appeal is lost on me to have a bathing scene where the star never gets their hair wet...

The next bonus scene was titled "Nauty dredd"

OMG SHE IS FUCKING FINE!!! I know not everyone will agree with that assessment, but for me... pale, redheaded stunner with dreads and a big smile.... I had to bite my freakin lip when I first saw her. I love her outfit, I actually have some of her same jewelry and I think she looks great!

The scenes setup is pretty lame though. I hate the gonzo filmaking, and the guy basically interviewing a girl who is obviously trying to seduce him with her slutty innocent act... You wish you could scream shut up through the tv.

The filming and lighting could use some definate improvement, and maybe they could have gotten a guy who was at least somewhat attractive to anyone, but no. They got a guy with a thinning mullet to fumble his way around until they get to the fucking (the only fucking on the disk actually)

Anyway, the girl is believably crazy and that would work out nicely if the mullet guy just hadnt been involved.

Right after this the disk jumps into a crazy montage of previews involving alot of cumshots and its pretty nice... though totally makes no sense being where it is.

I will buy more from this company!

Now to the main event!

There is a terribly cheap mid 90's style edited introduction thats a bit big on the cheesey effects and stuff.

Ok thats over with.

The first thing on here is a hot new age/ hippy / pagan looking chick strumming on her acoustic, and singing. (on her sofa I would guess) Remarkably, she can not only play well, but sing well too. I actually want this song! Its like a folky Ani Difranco meets Indigo girls type feel, and I think its freaking sexy! I'm hot already and the biggest reveal has been an upskirt shot.

Perhaps she should have thought out her dialogue a little more before jumping in front of the camera. She lost alot of appeal with her flaky semi stoned rambling. "its just so hmmmmmm..." like I said flaky, stoned rambling. I finally just mute it unless she picks up the guitar, but as she starts fingering herself she keeps reaching down to stroke the damn thing. Its kinda got me thinkin "what the hell?"

aside from all that, yeah shes kinda hairy, but no more so than the average woman if they dont shave or trim... I'm glad the bush is clean though. She does have an interesting pussy. It looks like it has a built in french tickler. Ive never seen anything like it before.

I will keep this dvd just for the music though, and I love her hips and ass... but It is time that this scene was over.

Girl 2 - The scene is outdoors. She is definately not used to the camera being there and there is not much happening... She is cute for sure. Her body is very natural, and she definately lives up to the hairy part. Like the previous girl, all she does is strip and finger herself a bit... (I detect a theme)

I just have to say that sports bras, tanlines and heat rashed ass cheeks arent my bag baby... so I'm fine when this scene ends.

END "SEATTLE HAIRY GIRLS NUMBER 23"

Now on to "24"!

Girl one... WAIT! Why is SEATTLE HAIRY GIRLS being filmed in LA?!?

Ok, just had to get that out of my system. She is cute, but I'm not into the hindu jewels being placed on super pale white chicks. It not only looks out of place, but at first glance I thought she had a mole between her eyebrows. Her outfit is cute... and she has kinda big feet (and bigger sandals), which the cameraman apparently finds quite distracting as he keeps filming them.

What does she do as he films? Why as in all good indie skin flciks.. she goes shopping! (honestly she does... for a while) Then she bellydances on the sidewalk to some street performers music... and shops a little more.

Finally when she has shopped all she wants, she gets into a van with the camera guy, and as they drive around town, she strips. Then she proceeds to brush her hair, all of it.

She gets dressed again, does some LA tourist stuff... then gets back into the van only to very uneventfully finger herself. When they arrive somewhere with a bed (Finally right) she strips, fluffs her hair, and poses... that's it.

SCENE 2 - This girl is sort of bowlegged, flat chested and has a gap between her teeth. She has a bad wig on and could easily be shown up by a louisiana drag queen.

So she fondles herself while walking aimlessly around this park, the dock, picnic tables, a log, etc... Then she finally strips for a second in the woods, but waits to finger herself until she is clothed once again.

And thats all folks.