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Seasoned Players 5 Review

Tom Byron Pictures

Seasoned Players 5 at Adult DVD Empire

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures

Category:  Gonzo , MILF

Directed by: Tom Byron

Starring: Tom Byron, Midori, Olivia O'Lovely, Kayla Quinn, Victoria Valentino, Brenda James

Released on: 6/3/2008

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Reviewed by picman  on  10/4/2008

Prologue When Tom Byron decided to get back in front of the cameras and rededicated himself to a new line of videos, one of the genres he jumped on was the mature, or MILF line. Like many people, he was dissatisfied with the general acronym and false tone of the existing videos, so he called his "Seasoned Players". As long as he's been in the industry, Tom is a contemporary of some of the most illustrious women to have ever graced the blue screen, and has drawn many of them to this series. His last volume was a veritable hall of fame affair with Ginger and Amber Lynn, Keisha, Kylie Ireland and Lisa Ann. His next one will include Brittany O'Connell. This one has dusky hard body Midori along with a few of the new breed MILFs of recent vintage, Brenda James, Kayla Quinn, and Victoria Valentino. Olivia O'Lovely, a young veteran, will be leaving the industry soon, so maybe we should be cherishing her final scenes on the way out. Let's see if Tommy can bring out the beast in these cougars.
Tom starts these scenes with an interview session that, depending on his history with the women, can be quite entertaining.

The icon has just met Victoria Valentino for the first time. A sizzling hot brunette, she's only been in the business for a year, but she's primarily a feature dancer. Another characteristic of this series is that Tom likes to dress the women in sexy business attire, and Victoria looks splendid in a dark suit with a very short skirt. The conversation is augmented with shots from the photo shoot, then onto the sex starting with a bj. Victoria's something of a tip sucker and Tommy gently directs her head further down the shaft. He lays her back to eat some prime pussy and sticks his dick in the wet hole. The twat is tight and Tom gets deep as he finds his rhythm, sending Victoria's legs all the way back as he drills her. She's snug enough to almost make him lose his load early and there's a cut to doggy. Up and over puts his resolve to the test, but the RC is even more trying with Victoria sliding down the full shaft. P2M provides a short respite before CG. Back and forth with the lead as they enjoy each other, then a titty fuck to happy ending (for Tom) that leaves Victoria's face and chest splattered.
The lack of familiarity shows here as the chemistry isn't at its highest. Victoria's nicely toned body and snug snatch keep things interesting though.

Soccer mom Brenda James is six months into the industry, having made the transition from modelling to the rough and tumble world of hardcore MILF action. She looks business-like and smart in her red suit and heels. She likes anal, but not for the duration that porn shooting usually requires. Also, Brenda likes cum. These are very good things for success in the industry. Tom starts her off with some making out that soon has him burying his head in her skirt covered ass. He pulls his dick out of his pants, ready for action, and peels Brenda's panties for some lower body lathering with his tongue. Her arousal is genuine as she helps herself out with a clit strumming. A quick cummer, Brenda gets one out of the way and is ready for cock. They undress quickly, Brenda on her knees before she can get her bra off. Her marital status is plain to see as she devours Tom's hard dick. They start the fucking in doggy, the up and over looking especially good. CG produces another orgasm, Brenda's ass clenching on the tumescent rod. P2M, then RC. Juicing freely, she has trouble keeping Tom embedded, and they roll to spoon. Very proactive in her own pleasure, Brenda is rubbing herself raw while Tom is straining to deliver the deepest strokes. A really big orgasm, then a cut to mish, Brenda still looking a little overcome. Tommy hits it hard on the runup to a nice open mouth facial and PCH.
Brenda is a very good looking woman with tasteful implants and a great sexual appetite. Nothing out of the ordinary, but everything delivered with passion and purpose, making it a fine scene.
Kayla Quinn is sitting on a recliner by the pool, dressed in a sexy suit replete with tie and Tina Fey glasses. An internet original, she's thirty seven and bootylicious. She projects as a cross between Martha Stewart and Xaviera Hollander. Kayla's tall, heavily hootered, with a womanly snatch and an ass that's open for business. Right up The Icon's alley.
They start the sex with Kayla still clothed, kneeling on the floor and deep throating Tom, mostly no hands. Sometimes you can really tell when a woman likes to suck dick and get face fucked, and this is one of them. She strips slowly as her throat gets slowly reamed, using her slobber for pussy lube. Cut to a titty fuck between those big knockers, Kayla now naked. Kayla's enthusiasm for oral delights growing with Tom's cock, she employs ball sucking and nice handwork. Fucking starts in CG, Kayla putting her ass down hard, raising up for some squatting and grinding. Nice give and take with great energy from Kayla. Tom's not waiting to take her ass and has her sphincter opened in mish. Slow entry, gradually getting deeper and hitting Kayla's g-spot pretty quickly. She offers free reign to her backdoor and coos as Tom does multiple insertions. Doggy anal is next and Kayla pops her cookies. Up and over has Tommy digging her out, then CG anal, emphasizing her monster booty while driving Byron wild. Spoon anal and dirty talk, assgasm and A2M. Kayla jerks Tom off into her mouth and holds open for him to finish himself with more cream coating for her tongue.
A really nice scene that I only wish had gone on longer. It seemed like Kayla had Tom on the edge for most of the scene and there was good chemistry with natural conversation throughout. I'll be looking for more of Kayla in the future.
Back to the pool, Tom has long time friend and collaborator, Olivia O'Lovely alongside him. She confirms her impending retirement, so this is her Icon swan song. Like many of the women in this series, Olivia's dressed in business attire, an obviously growing fetish of Byron's. Not to say she doesn't look smashing. They definitely sound geared up for a rousing scene. Starting off like two lovers making out, Tom finds a corset underneath Olivia's conservative outer clothing. For a man who likes ass, as he's noted for, Olivia presents an all you can eat buffet as she turns her rump toward him. Panties come off. Her hair is let out of its bun, and Tom buries his face into her deep folds. Olivia's corset is unhooked and her body is all access. She sucks his cock and juggles his balls, also employing good handwork. Olivia also honors Tommy with some ass eating, something she's been loathe to do her entire career. That would make me feel very special, too. Tom reciprocates before offering her a CG ride on his stiff poker. Things get very hot as they trade the lead back and forth, both showing honest passion as they please each other, and themselves. Cut to mish, Olivia threatening to blow as Tom nails her into the couch. Another cut to doggy, Tommy understandably starting to fiend on her ass. Up and over hits Olivia's spot, then a cut to RC. She gets her nut with some clit strumming, then Tommy declares it's his turn. Olivia kneels on the floor for the bj finale and coaxes a white shower from Byron.
A very passionate scene, with the only drawback being the Byron editing style that cuts the flow and turns it into a highlight reel. A very nice send off for Olivia, nonetheless.
Another old friend joins Tom. Beautiful, dark, hard bodied, Midori. They discuss their early connections, going as far back as the Rosebud shoots for Alex DeRenzy. Thirteen years after entering the industry and she doesn't have an ounce of fat on her. Her butt is tight as a drum and a lovely bubble. Hopefully, Tommy's in shape 'cause I think she could kill him. After sharing some laughs, they go upstairs and Tommy wastes no time in getting Midori out of her yellow dress, and his nose up her ass. Her gash gapes hot pink and she grinds into his face before kneeling and engulfing his cock with her hungry mouth. A sensual bj and gentle face fucking, then a cut to a CG penetration shot. A couple of strokes in and Midori is clenching and grinding on his hard cock. The muscles in her back rippling, the squeezing very evident, followed by ass quakes. Hot stuff. Quickly, maybe too quickly, to the anal in mish, Midori spread wide as Tom eases in. He lets her move on the cock as she buries it deep and rubs her nubbin, working a rhythm out with Byron as the intensity climbs. CG anal emphasizes Midori's tight ass, as well as providing the hardest pounding in the scene so far. Cut to RCA, Midori's body twitching with the deep penetration. Another cut to doggy anal, her face buried in the bed. One legged up and over as Tom gets happy in her hallowed hole before settling down and blasting a monster load all over Midori's ass.
This was the scene that most piqued my interest going in, and it didn't disappoint. Midori gave him a good ride, worthy of her legendary status. The anal was hot and devoid of any circus atmosphere. Sometimes difficult, but well worth the effort.
Epilogue While this volume doesn't have the same "returning legend" cachet as the one preceding and following it, the video still holds its own very well. The intensity seemed to build with each succeeding woman, peaking in the last two scenes with Olivia and Midori, the one true legend here. I thought Victoria Valentino was a bit tepid, and both Brenda James and Kayla Quinn surprising hot. Byron keeps adding to his own legacy with his grasp of how to perform with control and passion. If there's a weakness to this, or any of his series, it lies in an editing style that was formed mostly by the limitations of videotape. Too many sharp edits that could have been transitioned with ongoing action, unless they really were starting and stopping with each change of position. Just a slightly looser style would have worked better for me. Also, if someone sits down to watch this whole video at once, one of the greatest assets of the production, Byron himself, actually becomes a liability because it adds to the sameness of every scene. Same house. Same menu. Same male talent. I'm only adding that because it was something my girlfriend expressed regarding another of his productions, but certainly applies to just about everything he's released over the last year or so. I don't particularly see a gonzo as something I have to take in all at once, but renters find themselves doing it for a quick turnaround. Just something to ponder. This series is certainly enhanced by past history with some of these women, and some of the interviews are good fun.
The Disk There is an item called Bonus Footage that is really more incisive interviews with all the women administered by someone named Craig Daze. A photo gallery, trailers, and about seven minutes of phone sex ads.
Recommendation It's not the collector's item that Seasoned Players 4 was, but definitely worth a watch. Anybody who cut his porno teeth on Cumback Pussy or Whack Attack will feel very comfortable with this video.
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