Schwester ! Ich muss abspritzen!! Review
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N.B. Please note that, since GGG movies usually have no plot or acting, the “Plot/Acting” part in the rating section is used to report the general attitude of the performers. Also note that IF there is some kind of a plot or atmosphere setting (ex: the bacchanal ritual in Sperma-Sadismus!, the rape scene in Die Sperma-Bestrafung or in Sie schluckt und…, The “Sperma-Kosmetik Salon” story in Sperma Dschungel, etc), it may boost or lower the rating of this section. (ex: The rape scene of Sie schluck und… definitively lowers the rating for it is so badly acted, it is a turn off)).
As for the “Sex” part, it is used to report the overall sex action in the movie. Including the general attitude of the performers. It also takes under consideration the cum quality, the originality of the studs, the motivation of both male and women performers, etc.
Terminology General information * not much is said in GGG movies in general and it is not necessary to understand what’s being said. About the DVD Judging from the cover The Girls (Listed in order of apparition) Elements Summary Scene 2: Oh! A crew of 7 girls are dancing together. Some are even stripping! This is fun to see but the sex action starts right away. We have quite a nice scene going on here with Zorro pounding Lena and Annette dipping her tits in Lena’s mouth. The covergirl of Hallo, ich soll hier schlucken? and another brunette are also there with a man each. BUT, at T = 27 min, Lena’s shower already begins! Scene 3: Ok, this is a bit ridiculous! Maria, Moni and Lena are dancing with a strap light on their forehead (why?!?). They do so marvellously though. Then all 3 get in doggy position, shake their booties, masturbate, and then lose their thongs. Lena is then lying on her back with her legs in the air when Maria, equipped with big white dildo between her legs, starts ramming her. Soon, Moni find a comfortable seat on Lena’s face and get his nipples sucked by Maria. They set up an interesting scene here but once again (JT flees good scenes in this film!), it doesn’t last. A BJ scene follow. The pairings are as follow: Zorro-Lena, BBB-Moni, Turbo-man-Maria. Wow! Moni is pretty from this angle. She gives BBB a semi-sloppy BJ and as a reward, he’ll pull a few stunts on her. Meanwhile, Maria DT soft Turbo-man and Lena isn’t doing anything special. This scene is so-so because we don’t hear a word or a moan from the guys: although it looks good, it doesn’t seem to feel good for them. For the sex, the pairing is changed a bit: BBB-Lena, Zorro-Moni, Turbo-Maria. Great! Lena’s body gets wet as soon as the sex begins. BBB is too slow here but he does try some teasing on her so it partially compensate (he’s not as boring as Zorro in scene 1)… One more man for Moni and one more man for Lena appear. T = 56 min. [Extra SS #1 – Talk about firm breasts] Conclusion
GGG: German Goo Girl (The name of the studio)
JT: John Thompson (the producer/director/cameraman)
BBB: Big boner boy (He’s a regular male performer whose real name is unknown, appearing in many GGG production and who has a particularly heavy unit)
Turbo-man: He’s a regular male performer. He has bleached hairs and is well known for the high velocity to which he can ram his preys.
Zorro: A regular men performer in the newest productions. He is thin, veinous and banal. He is often seen with a Zorro mask, hence the nickname.
BJ: Blow Job
DT: Deep Throat
CS: Cumshot
Bukkake: A Japanese word meaning “splashing”; used to designate the sperm shower.
IMO/IMHO: In My Opinion/In My Humble Opinion
About the money shots:
W : Winner (means a cumshot is shot with maximum force and/or is very massive)
g: Good (means a cumshot is shot with a decent force and decent volume)
w: Weak (means the sperm weakly drop without power and/or is lacking in the volume department)
f: Fluid (means a cumshot has no thick consistency. This kind of cumshot usually does not provide good visual effect)
Movie title: Schwester ! Ich muss abspritzen!!
Translation: Nurse ! I need to cum!!
Spoken language: German*
Scenes: 3
Length: 78 min
Picture: Good.
Sound: Direct and good.
Menu: “Play movie” and “Play Trailers”.
The box cover is here
Let’s give the newest productions another try. This time I can’t be wrong! The background images and back cover clearly show massive loads on the run. Plus, I know from Sperma Dschungel that this girl Lena can sweat it good, and I simply looove nurse costumes! Will this be the first worthy recent GGG film?
1) The girl crew is the exact same as in Sperma Dschungel but only 3 girls are important. 1) Our nurse’s name is indeed Lena, as spoken in Sperma Dschungel. Her eyes are brown are sparkling, her smile is sincere and permanent. Her skin is very tanned and has a tan mark of the thong she was wearing when tanning. Her butt is the nicest of all 3 girls. Her nose & lips are pointed. My favorite part of her are her superb hips! She is indeed very pretty.
2) Moni, the main girl of Sperma Dschungel. She’s brown haired with eyes of the same colour and shaped like a model: proportionality and symmetry everywhere. She’s very young and beautiful. I find her more appealing here than in said movie. 3) Maria is the third important girl in this movie. Brown hair & eyes, her smile is her best asset. Her moaning during sex, which sounds almost like a chant, often adds heat to her scenes.
1) Lena
2) Moni
3) Maria
Swallowing: Yes!
Snowball: Yes!
Pussy shot: No
Anal: No
Golden Shower: No
Spitting (saliva): No
Deep Throat: Yes!
Fisting: No
Big breast: No
Tools: Yes! (a straw)
Scene 1: The flick begins with an interview of Lena. She answers all the questions honestly and with a pleasant smile… Oh! A dancing nurse! Go Lena! *whistle, whistle*. Her thin ambitious lips attack Zorro’s nice cock. Shortly after is the beginning of a long fuck scene that will never heat up. Zorro is to blame because he ““bangs”” her so damn slow and mechanically it’s impossible to get anything out of this scene. At some point, you hear some dork coughing, then tripping on some glass bottles and then cough again. That doesn’t help. Lena is doing a good job on the moaning though and that’s pretty much all she can do considering the mindless automaton fucking her. She loses the nurse costume rather soon in the scene. Typically, Turbo-man joins in and takes the mouth. He can’t seem to get hard so everhard BBB replaces him. He’s not so bad here and slaps her face around a bit with his bloody T-bone. Soon, Maria is brought in and immediately starts screaming. T = 19 min.
On to the bukkake, Maria’s song is still playing in the background. 1.g —f but well spread on Lena’s breasts— 2.f 3.w 4.g —She looks a bit shocked during these first four CS— 5.g 6.W —All hail!, swallow— 7.f —swallow. Maria crawls to Lena’s drenched face and loudly slurp and spit back the cum on her face. She repeat the process but now she slowly let drop a snowball directly in her mouth. Lena swallows and smile. T = 24 min. Lousy sex, good bukkake. All in all: AVERAGE-HIGH.
She’s on her knee and behind her, the 2 other girls are still being fucked. 1.g 2.g 3.w 4.w 5.w 6.g 7.g 8.w&f 9.w —swallow— 10.g 11.W —By golly, if this isn’t a winner, then what is it?!— 12.w —The first shot was too powerful and landed some 2 meters away from target— 13.f. The brunette come lick her face, then pernicious Hallo, ich soll… covergirl finishes the job. *Clap clap clap*. T = 34 min. Despite the many weaks and fluids, her face is remarkably well plastered from beginning to end. All in all: VERY GOOD.
The sperm will drop alternatively on Lena and Moni. On Lena: 1.w 2.g 4.f 5.g —swallow— 6.w 7.w 14.w 15.w. On Moni: 3.g —weak but paints her well— 8.g 9.w (another g that missed the target) 10.w 11.g 12.w 13.f 16.f. Maria, armed with a straw, approach Moni and steals from her mouth, what she has been secretly saving; then spit it back. Moni swallows her treasure. Lena is pretty dirty as well so Maria get ready to operate the same thing on her. 17.f 18.w 19.w —on Lena. Meanwhile, Maria is cleaning her with her manual aspirator and spit the cum back in her mouth. Lena swallows. All in all: GOOD.
[ Extra SS #2 – Her schwester twat!]
“Will this be the first worthy recent GGG film?” –Nope. Better luck next time! This movie is not the awaited one... The glue quality was respectable this time but the men were particularly lousy, apparently just moving their lower body back and forth, thinking about their pay check. And naturally, with mind numb men performers, the girl’s attitude reaches an asymptote at a certain level because doing too much would just be inappropriate. So I’d say they did their best and while they didn’t exactly looked lecherous & nasty (how I like to see them ideally) during the bukkakes, they looked happy and enthusiast. Their looks is superb also, especially Tetjana who looks like a real model. The sex rating was also boosted by the cool girl/girl mini scene as well as Lena’s sweating in the last scene. That’s something I really like. JT also has added new editing features, such as making the screen black & white for the last seconds of a scene. That way we can anticipate the end of the scene so it comes less brutally. For my personal record, I rated Schwester! Ich muss abspritzen!! 84,0%. So, all in all, this is yet another title one could go without no prob. See you next time!
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