School Chums Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/23/2002

If you like great-looking young guys with big dicks, you will want this DVD.

The star is Tristan Michales, a dark haired young twink with a great bod and a nice big cock. (Most of the web sites list him as Michaels, but the DVD lists him as Michales, and as he has a Latin look about him, I am sure Michales is correct. But a hunk by any other name is still a hunk.) We find him talking on the Internet with his buddy Robby Taylor. As both are horny they decide to meet in the shower. As the water pours over them, Robby sucks Tristan who then goes down on Robby. Slender Robby has a tattoo of a Raptor on his right pectoral, but his dick is definitely Tyrannosaurus Rex. Tristan does a great job sucking it. They dry off and head for the sofa where they sixty-nine before Tristan fucks Robby. This was a great opening scene.

The second scene was now disappointing. Little baby-faced Marty Katan has the hots for the swimming coach Skor Michaels (This name probably confuses everyone about Michales.) Skor is a grumpy looking average guy. He lets tiny young Marty suck on his cock and fucks him. When Marty asks Skor to suck on him the bastard refuses. We now get a look at Marty’s cock. It is huge! I hope to see him again with someone who appreciates it.

Robby visits his music teacher Helmut Schwantz Sauger. (The name translates as Helmut Cocksucker.) Robby is trying to get Helmut to raise his grade above a D. Tristan appears in the nick of time to help him. Helmut cannot resist Tristan’s charms. (Who can?) And before you can say A+, Tristan is lying on the teacher’s desk with both adoring him. I was hoping that with Tristan in this position Helmut would raise his legs and slip it to him, but alas, this remained an oral only scene.

Sean Storm, the only member of the cast who has appeared in scores of films, appears in the next scene. He is at the doctor’s for a prostate exam. The doc, Miles Andrew, starts out as docs normally do, but then we see that he ain’t called Dr. Dildo for nothin’! He starts with a regular dick-sized dildo and then moves up to one the size of a fence post. Sean takes it without a murmur. This guy is obviously working up to fisting videos if he hasn’t already made some.

Tristan returns for the last scene. (Hooray!) His roommate Laszlo Katan (I guess he’s an exchange student) arrives and they do what college roomies are supposed to do. Laszlo has a fuzzy chest and a big uncut dick. Tristan goes down on it, and I get my wish in this scene: Tristan bottoms for Laszlo—first doggy and then missionary! (O Tristan, Mon Amor!)

This was a very good film for these young performers. I would think they have good careers ahead of them. Tristan and Robby are both already expert sexual performers who can suck and rim and bonk and get bonked with the best of them. I’ll certainly be keeping an eye out for them. And I’ll be eyeing School Chums a lot more times, too.