Schluck du Schlampe! Review
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N.B. Please note that, since GGG movies usually have no plot or acting, the “Plot/Acting” part in the rating section is used to report the general attitude of the performers. Also note that IF there is some kind of a plot or atmosphere setting (ex: the bacchanal ritual in Sperma-Sadismus!, the rape scene in Die Sperma-Bestrafung or in Sie schluckt und…, The “Sperma-Kosmetik Salon” story in Sperma Dschungel, etc), it may boost or lower the rating of this section. (ex: The rape scene of Sie schluck und… definitively lowers the rating for it is so badly acted, it is a turn off)).
As for the “Sex” part, it is used to report the overall sex action in the movie. Including the general attitude of the performers. It also takes under consideration the cum quality, the originality of the studs, the motivation of both male and women performers, etc.
Terminology General information * not much is said in GGG movies in general and it is not necessary to understand what’s being said. About the DVD Judging from the cover The Girls (Listed in order of appearance) Elements Summary Scene 2: To the sound of an ugly music, Monika and OG are playing. Italian Guy comes in and start pounding Monika doggy style with OG behind her as a P2M machine. Ahh! Finally a good position that delivers hot action! But of course it doesn’t last, the position is broken and the action gets back to boring. Italian Guy will suck OG’s pussy for a while and then some more men (2) will join the party. Among them is Turbo-man. While OG is silent, Monika provides an enjoyable moaning sound, but despite that, JT once again fails to create a decent heat in the sex scene. T = 47 min. Scene 3: The atmosphere is slightly better here because the lights have been turned down. The scene featured only Annette and her look is really not at its best! She has a see-through outfit but it’s making her look fat and her hairdo is ridiculous, making her look five centuries older. She starts by DT-ing BBB. Then he fucks her mechanically perpendicular missionary and standing doggy. T = 70 min. [ Extra SS #1 – Creepy!] Conclusion
GGG: German Goo Girl (The name of the studio)
JT: John Thompson (the producer/director/cameraman)
Turbo-man: He’s a regular male performer. He has bleached hairs and is well known for the high velocity to which he can ram his preys.
Zorro: A regular men performer in the newest productions. He is thin, veinous and banal. He is often seen with a Zorro mask, hence the nickname.
BBB: Big boner boy (a male performer whose real name is unknown, appearing in many GGG production and who has a particularly heavy unit)
Italian Guy: He’s good looking. I don’t know if he’s a regular GGG performer yet but he’s promising.
DT: Deep Throat
CS: Cumshot
Bukkake: A Japanese word meaning “splashing”; used to designate the sperm shower.
About the money shots:
W : Winner (means a cumshot is shot with maximum force and/or is very massive)
g: Good (means a cumshot is shot with a decent force and decent volume)
w: Weak (means the sperm weakly drop without power and/or is lacking in the volume department)
f: Fluid (means a cumshot has no thick consistency. This kind of cumshot usually does not provide good visual effect)
Movie title: Schluck du Schlampe!
Translation: Swallow you Slut!
Spoken language: German*
Scenes: 3
Length: 75 min
Picture: Good.
Sound: Direct and good.
Menu: “Play movie” and “Play Trailers”.
The box cover is here
All right, now if THIS isn’t gonna be a good movie, I give up! My favourite GGG star Annette is there, kneeling before an older girl in a submissive attitude and the background shows her happily taking plenty of cum shots. It looks as good as it could.
1) Annette was less impressive here than in the other movies I have seen her in a supporting role. She’s less enthusiast towards both cum and sex. However, her body is still the same smoking one, except for the last scene where her hairdo is horrible. To describe her, she’s a splendid petite girl with very white skin, a curly body and big green eyes. 2) Older Girl (OG) or the other girl on the cover is not that old actually and her body is still very firm. Her face is a little hard though, making her not so attractive. She had much to learn in the attitude department. 3) Susi, as her name is spoken in the film, is a brunette with a cute face. Her body is not good though! Her tits are droppy and she has a tattoo on one of them. Attitude is o.k. 4) Monika, who has been called also Sandra in a previous movie (why did they changed her name?!) is pretty good looking. She is a brunette with a good attitude and a real love for goo. Her body’s very beautiful and she’s got a big ass!
1) Annette
2) Older Girl (OG)
3) Susi
4) Monika
Swallowing: Yes!
Snowball: Yes!
Pussy shot: No
Anal: No
Golden Shower: No
Spitting (saliva): No
Deep Throat: Yes!
Fisting: No
Big breast: No
Tools: Yes! (a glass: very little use of it is made)
Scene 1: This whole production takes place in the same room. Roughly, it is one decorated with animal furs and statues. Annette in imperious in her white leopard shirt (like on the box cover). At first she’s enjoying lez fun with Older Girl (OG), then BBB arrives and they both start sucking his monster dick. Of course Annette is DT -ing him, chocking and gagging a little at time. Zorro joins the team and OG sucks him. These last two will start fucking not long after but the focus is always on Annette & BBB. They imitate their friends and will engage in standing doggy, then perpendicular missionary before the sperm starts to flow. Italian Guy and Susi are also introduced later on in the scene. T = 20 min. I cannot say any of the sex action was any good here…
Now the long awaited moment… deception! It is not OG “dominating” Annette and holding her face still as the cover suggests but rather the opposite. 1.g 2.w 3.g 4.g 5.w 6.W —across both girl’s faces— 7.g 8.W —many jets: alternatively one for OG, one for Annette, …— 9.w 10.w 11.g 12.g —Hot & Oily. Annette and OG are done but the action continues with Susi. After a bit of fucking with Zorro and another guy, 13.g 14.g 15.g —she swallows— 16.w 17.g 18.w&f 19.g —gulp. T = 35 min. All in all: AVERAGE-LOW.
The bukkake is on Monika. 1.g 2.g 3.g 4.g —She’s holding a glass under her chin— 5.w 6.w 7.W —cum covered!! She gulps down. Now on Monika & OG: 8.w 9.w 10.w 11.g 12.w 13.g 14.w 15.w 16.f 17.w 18.w 19.w 20.g 21.w 22.w. T = 60 min. All in all: AVERAGE .
She gets a first CS, 1.g, swallows it, and get back to business with Turbo-man for a few seconds before her real cum shower begins. 2.g 3.g 4.w 5.g —A screenshot— 6.g 7.g —she swallows— 8.g —swallow— 9.w&f 10.f —from Italian Guy. She rims his ass and play with his dick until the end. T = 81 min. All in all: AVERAGE-LOW.
[ Extra SS #2 – Annette fighting BBB ]
Annette is not bad in this film but she has been better in all the others I’ve seen her in. There are many cumshots in this film, and of a pretty good quality too, but this is not and never will be what makes a flick great. The heat in the sex has never left the ground and so, the cum showers following bad sex is never half as interesting to watch as one involving girls who went wild during sex, having earned their share of goo. The sex was mechanical has it is the case in the majority of the new GGG films. All in all I am very disappointed with this film; it is clear that GGG is not what it was anymore. I give Schluck du Schlampe! the score of 70,6%.
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