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Scandal, The (Adam & Eve) Review

Adam & Eve

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Reviewed by picman  on  7/24/2005
Prologue This is an A&E feature. Definitely not my metier but I had a hair up my ass about seeing Dee in action. Such a beautiful woman, with a rack that proves the existence of a higher power. At least it makes me say "omigod". I digress. I don't expect the sex to be balls to the wall and won't be marking down for a lacking of circus acts and anal plundering. I'm nothing if not fair. Buttressing this film is Marie Luv, Terri Summers and Chanel Chavez. The eye candy factor is extreme. Even the guys are decent looking. This could be pretty good.
Dee is out for a morning run. I think a sports bra would be a good investment. Dee's tits are practically slapping her in the face. She stumbles in front of Sean Michaels as he retrieves his morning mail and he helps her up. Turns out that Sean is a star football player and he has a papparazzo across the street aiming his camera at him. For some reason he feels that this a scandalous shot and that the tabloids will go for it.
Sean brings in the mail and drops a scandal sheet on the bed for his girlfriend, Marie Luv, to peruse. Sean wants to shower. Marie wants to snoggle. Guess who wins? Sean licks Marie's perfectly formed tits and we get a view from a mirrored ceiling. He goes south and dines on her bomb ass pussy. Marie is turned so her head is hanging over the bed and Sean feeds her some cock. She rolls over to take better control and gives him some deep head. Deep enough to bring the tears. Sean lays her back and puts the wood to her fat pussy. Some slow balls deep thrusting gets Marie moaning and Sean's cock coated with her juices. When he picks up the pace a little, Marie looks like she might need an exorcist. They move to doggy. The up and over looks great and hits Marie's sweet spot. Her moans trigger his pleasure receptors and soon he's popping on her face. Decent cumload for him and it sounds like it came from a very deep place.
Sean has a meeting with his agent, Cheyne Collins and a representative for a company that wants him to do a product endorsement, Terri Summers. Marie walks in toward the end of the meeting and insults Terri, making a catty remark about her, then walking off. Sean leaves to do some damage control.
It would appear that Terri and Cheyne have something going with each other and take advantage of the fact that they're alone. Terri's a vision in blue. Blue pants suit and undies to match. She undresses Cheyne but only her top comes off for the bj. Terri doesn't get much more than the tip in her mouth but it does the trick as Cheyne gets her clothes off and laps at her little bald pussy. Terri rides the dick in RC, leaving a nice coating of juice on his cock. He moves her into standing doggy. There are a lot of quick cut shots going from an isolation of their faces to a side view of the penetration. Not too graphic in this position. Cheyne pulls out and cums on Terri's ass.
Chanel Chavez is on the phone with Dee, who is recounting her chance meeting with a famed athlete. Chanel sees it as an opportunity but Dee is doubtful. Mr. Marcus is with Chanel, painting her toe nails and half listening to the conversation, his ears perking up when he hears the name of Sean's character mentioned. Chanel brings up the name of Dee's ex and she has a flashback of a hike that turned romantic.
Dee and Seth Dickens hike through some rocks to get a nice view of the valley and the canyons surrounding it. They rest on a boulder and get romantic. Cock hungry Dee goes fishing in Seth's pants and pulls out the magic wand. She goes down on him and somewhere in the midst of some time lapse editing, most of their clothes are gone. Dee kicks off her shorts and rides Seth in RC. He's managed to make a rubber materialize through the annoying quick cuts that keep changing the view of the same thing continuously. Basically, we're just watching the same thing over and over again. Long view, close view, right and left. They move to standing doggy. The camera shots are peripatetic here as well. Seth cums on Dee's chest, splashing those perfect boobs.
Having gotten herself worked up hearing Dee's story, Chanel is ready for dick. Marcus is horny too, and he pulls out her tits. Chanel goes right for the gusto, mouthing his dick. They get into a 69 and Chanel, who's notoriously orgasmic, has to take some deep breaths right away. She sits on Marcus' cock in RC and does a hot little lap dance move with the unit buried. The time lapse editing, or whatever it's supposed to be, is annoying as hell. Do you get thrown out of the feature editor's guild if you show straight fucking with just passion and no tricks? Chanel is riding the wild beast just fine. Show it. There are also a couple of isolation shots of the fingernail polish. Why? Chanel turns on the cock for CG. Marcus cums in Chanel's mouth and she takes it with a sexy smile and some PCH. This was a potentially great scene ruined by technique.
Dee sees her picture in the newspaper and is determined to make things right with Sean and goes to his house to talk it over. He's already in deep water with Marie because she's sure to see the picture, and he decides it would be better for them to take a drive and talk in his SUV. He had spoken with his agent, Cheyne, who promised to make things right. Scumbag agent that he is, Cheyne uses the opportunity to seduce a distraught Marie.
Cheyne admits his longtime attraction to Marie and I guess she's into a little grudge fucking. He gives her tits some love, then Marie squats to give his dick some. She gives him a nice bj, then he fucks her in a seated mish. Another series of mixed camera shots, angles and distances. They move to doggy for more of the same and Cheyne pulls out for a cumshot that was supposed to be on Marie's chin but mostly landed on the patio.
Dee's drive with Sean turns into a long one as it's nightfall and they stop at a place overlooking the lights of LA. Romance is in the air as they start to make out. Sean hefts and fondles Dee's tits. That's about as erotic a sight as can be imagined. Turns out she wasn't wearing any underwear at all when Sean lifts her dress. She unbuttons his shirt and pulls her dress off. Dee teases his cock through the pants using her tongue before pulling the anaconda out. Dee gives him a nice bj that's a little obscured by the darkness. Sean mounts her in a standing doggy. Her body looks awesome in a leg raised position. The editing keeps moving back and forth from the original doggy to the raised leg. Cut to Sean cumming on Dee's face as she kneels in front of him. They kiss to end the video.
Epilogue This movie fails on two levels. The plot, as it were, is flimsy to begin with and doesn't even get played out to any reasonable conclusion. Where's the confrontation and resolution? Can they possibly be thinking of a sequel? All we have here is a set-up. I wasn't going to complain about the sex, but I have to. I'm ok with one or two position vanilla fucks. Real life isn't usually about seven positions, three of which require a note from your doctor. I also understand some softcore shots to enable this to be shown on cable. What I don't understand is the constant shifting even when they're displaying the penetration. Chanel's scene was totally neutered by this and the only sex that was displayed with any heat intact was the first scene with Marie and Sean. I'm fairly certain that when the scenes are being filmed they have a substantial amount of action to edit. Why loop what is essentially thirty seconds and show it over and over again with trick editing to make it look like time has lapsed? There has to be a reason. I'm just not getting it. I guess it's pretty clear that I was disappointed in this production. The plusses are that the women are beautiful and Dee is a fairly smooth actress. Cheyne Collins is capable of acting like a true sleaze and Chanel looks pretty comfortable talking on the phone. Marie, much as I love her, should keep her day job. Acting is not her forte.

Bonus Scenes from Dinner Party 3

Dominica Leoni w/Randy Spears

Randy opens a casket and prepares to drive a stake into Dominica's body. She awakens first and he halts as she rises from the box. They kiss and Randy starts to tongue her nipples as she bares her spiked inscisors. He eats her little pussy and she returns the favor, running those vampire teeth over his cock. Cut to an RC insertion and a nice view of Dominica's tight body. They turn to CG and Dominica marks the spot on his jugular with her tongue. After a nice ride she sinks to the floor to receive a healthy shot of semen to the mouth. Vampire PCH to end the scene.

Lola w/Evan Stone

Lola and Evan are locked out of the house and decide to kill the time by fucking. They have their clothes off in no time and Lola's giving him a very enthusiastic bj. He attacks her hot Latina twat and Lola's headlights are on high beam. She gets mounted from behind in standing doggy and these two look pretty hot for each other. Mish against the stairs, then a sideways CG. Evan stands over a seated Lola and comes in her mouth. He kisses her to end the fast and furious scene.

The Disk The bonus scenes, BTS, slideshow and trailers. This feature is shot in HD.
Recommendation There are better features out there. There have to be.
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